I'm about to lose my virginity bros, I need your energy so I don't fuck this up, please understand.
I'm about to lose my virginity bros, I need your energy so I don't fuck this up, please understand
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Take my digits, brother.
she will think you're a bitch if you don't try for anal
u dont need anything u got this m8
remember to warm up and pinch the top of the condom when putting it.
other than that its all instinct.
Nobody is good on their first time. Just go with the flow.
You can't fuck up something you've never done in the first place. In fact, the only way to fuck it up is to worry about fucking it up.
Don't think about it too much, plenty of foreplay (don't go for it until she's sopping wet), and use a condom.
dont forget to pay her after intercourse
TAKE IT ALL OP, ALL MY ENERGY
Speak for yourself. Death grip means I can't come unless wanking.
>tfw faked the orgasm after 25 minutes
Take my energy brother, do it for us
It’s dongerous to go alone op, take this with you!
dubs say you will fart and panic
And mine
Yes well, there are always the outlier losers trying to bring you down, but that's not you OP. You can do this!
And my dubs!
༼ つ _ ༽つ
TAKE MY POWER
Im channeling all my Nen into this post for you OP.
good luck my man, one day I'll be there with you (so to speak)
remember op
>STICK IT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE VAGINA
god speed bro
It's better to have problems cumming than to have problems with premature ejaculation. I couldn't cum the first few times I had sex.
I'm always able to last long enough to give her a few orgasms before I blast off. Bonus for her, I always start with oral and give her an orgasm that way before I stick it in, that way it's nice and wet before I stick it in.
fuck, why did nobody tell me this first time around
Thread starts with dubs, your nut is as good as bust. Knock him dead kiddo.
haha me neither and the girl had to point it out to me, here's to op not fucking it up
how do i lose my virginity lads
just be more confident bro!
I just got lucky and had a girl literally reach out to me on random on twitter after liking a tweet from a dude she followed
so yeah, be lucky or somethign
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thanks for the good advice im a chad now
just bee yourself
I too rammed into a wall my first two thrusts, she must have felt bad because she guided it in for me
Found the 12 year old
>gives energy
do it like elliot rodger
go to parks or restaurants and sit there and wait for girls to approach you. don't ever try to approach them
Found the guy who's butthurt that he's never been able to give a girl an orgasm so he goes around saying other people can't either to feel better about himself
>gives you energy
Take all this energy I got from overeating.
I would be good at that
except if someone actually came to talk to me
From one virgin to another.
Make us proud, my brother.
Hey, have my energy and a tip:
Try to be calm and be PATIENT , they never tell you that, but if you have an above average dick, if she is too tight or if you just dont "know" how to ~insert the dick~ the process of opening her can be hard even with a lot of foreplay.
Just be patient and try to use a little bit of "force" to penetrate, dont worry, it will not hurt her.
Good luck, having sex is good, but its not the best thing in life, so dont put your expectations all the way up.
And remember, focus on yourself, its uncharted territory, try focusing on your problems and feelings, not hers.
Enjoy not being a wizard :)
shit, I forgot to write this
Please, learn from our mistakes.
OP, if you're having trouble getting it in the first time, there's no shame in using spit as lube. Spit on your hand and rub it all over your dick, then try. There's no shame in it if it's your first time. It just means you're not getting her wet enough.
In time, you will learn foreplay and how to get her wet. Don't worry about that now. If you've had sex at least 50 times and still can't get her wet, you're doing something wrong. But it's okay if it's your first time and it doesn't happen.
Take my power user
And mine.
Mинe тoo
I'm channeling my sexual energy to you rn op.
And mine faggot
Take my power as well user. Welcome to the other side!
TAKE MY ENERGY, BROTHER
Just be 6'2, muscular, hot, and be in a position of power! It's that simple!
>Pick a single girl among your friends solidly 2 degrees of physical attraction beneath you
>Treat her well
>Let her fall for you
>Play up the coy playful good guy thing until she feels enabled by your sexual inexperience to jump your bones
>Begin to question your morality for just how easy it is getting laid by girls who trust you
found the butthurt 12 year old
what """"""friends""""""
the hardest step is always the first one user
>>Pick a single girl among your friends solidly 2 degrees of physical attraction beneath you
a girl like this has never existed in my case
SENDING
pls wait for me in the victory circle
And my trips!
\0/
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
how do I go negative on this scale?
>>Play up the coy playful good guy thing until she feels enabled by your sexual inexperience to jump your bones
>THINKING ANY GIRLS WANT A SEXUALLY INEXPERIENCED GUY
WHAT
Eh, less chance for an STD for them. Some enjoy the deflowering aspect of it too.
She didn't show up, i'm just going to go take a nap, sorry I let you guys down
where did you meet this girl bro, tinder?
it's okay man
your time will come
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It's okay user, we're here for you. Keep the energy for when your time comes
Sick dubs, man. Perhaps THIS will aid you!
Take my quads
Show me the (You)s, I don't believe you.
Pizdiek i never come to this board but godspeed op
no way that's OP... i don't wanna believe it...
OP is fucking a big-tittied bitch right now FUCK YOU YOU'RE A FUCKING FAKE
Take my energy user
Oh god.
BY THE POWER OF MY DIGITS, I SHALL WILL HER TO SHOW
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I never did get this
Good luck, user!
GO OP, TAKE THIS ENERGY
OP, relax, your Mom knows you're nervous!!!FACT!!!
I FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN
are you retarded
Remember to prepare before intercourse
Use a a couple fingers first to loosen yourself up. Use a toy after to continue loosening yourself.
Also remember to use a lot of lube. You can never use enough lube. If you think you are using enough lube, use more.
Have fun OP, the first ride is always the best.
TAKE MY POWER
theres a kinda ugly girl I know that definitely pull, Ive been thinking about doing something like this just to get it over with
not that into her but just losing it will probably help with shit, and with confidence with other girls down the line
>I couldn't cum the first few times I had sex.
This is apparently far more common than the cumming too fast cliche.
OP you tool.
I want my energy back with interest.
Sending energy my dude
BUDDY DO IT LETS GO
What said. If she's a 5 and you're a 7, the "good guy" personality opens her up emotionally, and your inexperience makes her feel like her chance to be the 7 where you are the 5.
You will both feel disgusted, AND your confidence will go up.
Your call ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get some generic Sildenafil (Viagra) or something similar, some generic Cialis etc., then take a quarter or half a pill before it gets heated. Else I'm expecting another "Guys I couldn't get it up, WTF is wrong with me, I'm literally shaking right now" thread.
Sending
this lad, lost mine recently and you just know what to do, you can tell what she enjoys as well
\o/ \o/ \o/
HAVE MY ENERGY
I fckn love this website mayn
Bring sips bro!
no thats yours now. get over it and be better next time
fucking sent
-5 simple