>be Nazi Germany in 1940 >create combat outfit composed of thugs and criminals "convicted of major crimes such as premeditated murder, rape, arson and burglary" >"terrifying rabble" of "cut-throats, renegades, sadistic morons, and cashiered rejects from other units" >unit turns out to be an almost comical band of fuckups who were kicked out of every major field command they were assigned to and whose most noteworthy achievement was sadism and brutality that appalled even the most notorious architects of the Holocaust
>be Louisiana in 1861 >create combat outfit composed of “the lowest scum of the lower Mississippi...adventurous wharf rats, thieves, and outcasts...and bad characters generally” > the worst men I ever saw…. I understand that they are mostly wharf rats from New Orleans, and Major Wheat is the only man who can do anything with them. They were constantly fighting with each other. They were always ready to fight, and it made little difference to them who they fought.” >unit turns out to be one of the best in the Confederate Army, earning a legendary reputation for being utterly fearless and hard-fighting, becoming the Army of Northern Virginia's premiere shock troops alongside the Texas and Stonewall Brigades
Where did we get it so right where the Krauts got it so wrong?
Bonus question: What would happen if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank mysteriously teleported into the middle of a Confederate Army camp of Louisiana Tigers?
Would they be courtly Southern gentlemen and take her to meet General Lee? Sing Bonnie Blue flag and Rose of Alabamy by the campfire with her? Share their sweet tea and hardtacks with her? Teach her to do the Rebel Yell?
36th was not a front line unit. It was designed for behind the lines anti-partisan activity whereas the confederates kept their unit on the frontlines.
Henry Davis
Bonus question: What would happen if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank mysteriously teleported into the middle of a Confederate Army camp of Louisiana Tigers?
Would they be courtly Southern gentlemen and take her to meet General Lee? Sing Bonnie Blue flag and Rose of Alabamy by the campfire with her? Share their sweet tea and hardtacks with her? Teach her to do the Rebel Yell?
As for this question. She would tell them them their tale of survival and they would be so moved that they would win the war for her. Then in 1889 Dane Ann Frank goes to Austria to murder baby Hitler.
>Where did we get it so right where the Krauts got it so wrong?
Well the Confederates didn't appoint a convicted rapist to command of the battalion for starters.
>Did they fear the Southern Warrior?
You're goddamn right they do.
>What would happen if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank mysteriously teleported into the middle of a Confederate Army camp of Louisiana Tigers? >Would they be courtly Southern gentlemen and take her to meet General Lee? Sing Bonnie Blue flag and Rose of Alabamy by the campfire with her? Share their sweet tea and hardtacks with her? Teach her to do the Rebel Yell?
They would probably give her a tent to stay in and a doctor to make sure she was okay.
Who was that writerfag that wrote a paragraph or two of a Nazi Germany take over of a America with a pregnant Anne Frank about to raped by African SS officers before the KKK comes to save her and saws off the SS's nuts?
I fucking swore that I read some green text short story on Veeky Forums that dealt with a story where Nazi Germany took over America and pregnant Anne Frank was about to be raped by an African SS officer only to be saved by the KKK.
