He calls the military press “overhead press”

>he calls the military press “overhead press”

>he calls the deadlift "big weight lifty upper"

>mfw people squat in the overhead press rack

>he avoids the water while pissing

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>that guy doing deadlifts on the treadmill

>what are imaginary situations

>gym bathroom has two stalls
>go into one, start pissing
>hear someone enter the other stall
>he starts pissing in the water
>itson.jpg
>I start pissing in the water too
>he audibly increases pressure
>so do I
>piss louder and harder than him for longer
>exit stalls at the same time
>dontlookathimdontlookathimdontlookathim

>She doesn't fart between sets

>he accepts decline bench presses

>been bringing lifting buddy to the gym for a few months
>hes full skelly mode but its slowly gaining mass
>always tells people about how much progress he makes and how much he can lift
>when they dont believe him he asks me to verify and i nod
>havent told him yet that hes not supposed to count the bar
i should have told him earlier, if i tell him now itll crush him

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So you're proposing he should just lift the plates without a bar when he progresses?

yes
the bars are bad for you
stop using them

>does skullcrushers without making a mind-body connection straight to the dome

I'm confused, do you not lift the bar? Do you just lift the plates or what

>he doesn’t know the overhead press is different than the military press

Your dyel is showing

the bar is the baseline, lifting just the bar is equivalent to zero

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Don't count the plates, either.

>He wipes down the bench after he's done

>he uses cables to practice his fucking golf swing

>he uses his jump rope in the free weight area

Literally wtf why would you do this people are literally fucking retarded.

>he does hip thrusts with other dudes around

MIlitary press is dumbbell press with heels together.

Granted that is a semantic definition almost nobody follows

Military press, strict press, push press are all subcategories of overhead pressing

Just like how bench press and floor press are both chest presses

Underrated trip post

So if i get a barbell that weighs 200lbs and lift it, i technically lifted 0lbs?

Yes, technically

>he posts pictures of sodomy on a blue board
enjoy your ban faggot