Kryptonite

Shit ton of carbs. Its not really bad, i just feel really fat and gross with myself

I know this feel, I have a large family so there was 4 or 5 pumpkin pies at dinner. I cranked out 100 push ups per slice and felt a little better about it but that night was a gains slaughter.

I have a fifth of tanqueray and some tonic on my shelf right next to all the supplies for some dank old fashioneds. Its taking some serious mental strength to not have a drink or two. Pretentious beer is probably still more of my kryptonite tho

Fuck nigga I'm cutting didn't need to see this IMG TBQH

Cereal with milk in the morning isn't bad for you unless it's fucking Cinnamon Toast Crunch or some other garbage cereal

Chicken curry tastes lovely and is very hard to resist

PEPERNOTEN HOLD ME PLEASE

Anything sugary I’m going be diabetic any day now

Pizza, ice cream and cola

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Donuts

This and desserts, chocolate, icecream etc

>cheeky monkey

Ice cream is the most amazing food in the world. The worst part is once you start eating it you can’t stop

Anything from McDonalds, Mickey D in my country just started this whole customize your burger shit.
You can add another patty to the double quarter punder making it triple quarter pounder.
Hold me anons i want to eat it so fucking bad but im on cut.

>come in packs of 4
>I tell my self "just 1"
>eats them all

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

I can probably down five egg mcmuffins if I gave myself the chance.

Is that pork pie made with spam. Looks fucking wretched, user

>tfw I have downed 5 cheeseburgers from McDonalds last two Saturdays in a row.

At least I'm an ectomorph and don't gain much weight easily anyway

I fucking love rye whiskey

wings and pizza in general are my enemy.

Heaven Hill vodka. Ordering pizza when drunk.

>TFW drinking beer and eating potato chips right now

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true

>caramel
>peanuts
>cured meats

this.

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

In Dixie Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin',
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie

Optional Verses

Ole Missus marry "Will the weaver"
Willum was a gay deceiver
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve 'er
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Ole Missus acted the foolish part
And died for a man that broke her heart
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Now here's a health to the next ole Missus
An' all the gals that want to kiss us;
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But if you want to drive 'way sorrow
Come and hear this song tomorrow
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's Land I'm bound to travel,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

I'll never understand what people see in this. It's okay, but people refer to it like it's godsend. The dipping sauce is the best thing about it.

Yep. God damn it, I am weak.

>Yankee detected

Hey I'm a yankee and burgers + fries is the greatest thing to touch american soil

>Chick Fil A
>"Burgers + Fries"

Booze

DELET RN

Oh I thought that was just a generic picture of burgers and fries.

Motherfucking egg nog