Hey short, little man those are some cute, small biceps you have there. Let me play with them

>Hey short, little man those are some cute, small biceps you have there. Let me play with them.

Let me get your diggets, you can play as many times as you want.

gib milkys mommy

Implying my 18inch arms are tiny.

Well, they're not exactly 24 inch pythons, brutha

Lol

How come I never see chicks between 5'10 - 5'11? If they're tal they're always 6'1+ tall

The x chromosome doesn't allow for 5'10-5'11 height. The gravitational pull from larger breasts also have a significant factor in women's height.

>Hey brotheerrr! sorry your jabronie mark date cancelled on your ass!! Maybe I could be you date tonight! Hulkamania running wild on your dick brotherr!

based gib me poster

>o-o-ookay

Ok, but hurry up, my wife is comming.

>gravitational pull from larger breasts
they weight literally nothing you virgin

THICCCCCCC

Whatcha gonna do when this 4.5 inch python runs wild all over you!?!?!?

Fugg

where do i as a manlet find a taller girl that lets me call her mom

the circus

>counting the breasts

fucking lol

kek

what the fuck
who the hell is that

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Newfags

That must have been painful as hell

mommy mommy mommy gib

Please kys and >>reddit

Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs

As a manlet, this is the only right answer.

source?

Yes ma'am

funnily enough this actually happened as pic related was her boyfriend at some point

dw the girl is kiky from hegre

Haha hogan called this guy a nigger