A poem:
>tfw not aesthetic
>tfw life in shambles
>tfw no gf
thank you
Veeky Forums poetry corner
Noah Sanders
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Liam Rodriguez
Bountiful hairs below
Hairs fall like leaves of autumn
The serpent grows cold
Caleb Martinez
Gain - A Haiku
by wojak
>Atrocious winter
>A current, natural gain curls
>by the genetic
David Perry
Your girl on my dick aye
she like a pogo stick yah
she ignoring your calls aye
Jackson Barnes
Having some whey with you, by user
Is even more fun then going to golds, 24 hr, planet fitness, or the campus gym
Or being sick to my stomach after overdoing it on creatine and busting out a 3rm
Partly because in your bodybuilding.com tank you look like a better, happier Jeff
Partly because of my love for you (no homo), partly because of your love for oats
Partly because of the pale white chalk on the grey gnurling
Partly because of the secrecy our smiles take on before fatties and manlets
It's hard to believe when I'm with you there can be anything as comfy
As chill as unpleasantly >tfwnogf as a three plate loaded bar when right in front of it
In the airconditioned gym 3 o clock fluorescence we are rocking back and forth
Between each other like a cardiobunny on an elliptical
And zyzzs old videos seem to have no abs in them at all, just pixels
You suddenly wonder why in the world anybody ever made then
Cooper Ross
Time to squat
ass is heavy
don't want no thot
just want someone to say they love me
Nathaniel Murphy
I
Look
At you and I would rather look at you than all the thick qts in the world
Except possibly Kelly divine occasionally and anyway her kink shoots are all on pornhub
Which thank heavens you haven't seen yet so we can see then
Together for the first time
And the fact that you squat so beautiful more or less takes care of skateboard squats
Just as at home I never think of doing bodyweight exercises or
At a convention a single look at local pros used to wow me
And what good does all the circlejerking of the nofappers do them
When they never got to see a true alpha in action
Or for that matter Mark Rippetoe when he didn't pick his students
As carefully
As the program
It seems they were all cheated of some
Marvelous experience
Which is not going to go shwasted on me which is why I'm shitposting
About it
(For old Veeky Forums, rip)
Nathan Stewart
Wow.
youtube.com
Thanks for that.
Grayson Powell
A great person once said
"We're all gonna make it brahs"
Young me was filled with enthusiasm
Now he is dead, and I'm getting old
Job is not going well, flame is fading out
Getting fatter by the day, I am drunk as I type this
I'm not gonna make it
Juan Rodriguez
You're still gonna make it brah.
Young you was only wrong about how many times he'd have to start from the bottom, as young people always are.