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A poem:

>tfw not aesthetic
>tfw life in shambles
>tfw no gf

thank you

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Bountiful hairs below
Hairs fall like leaves of autumn
The serpent grows cold

Gain - A Haiku
by wojak
>Atrocious winter
>A current, natural gain curls
>by the genetic

Your girl on my dick aye
she like a pogo stick yah
she ignoring your calls aye

Having some whey with you, by user

Is even more fun then going to golds, 24 hr, planet fitness, or the campus gym
Or being sick to my stomach after overdoing it on creatine and busting out a 3rm
Partly because in your bodybuilding.com tank you look like a better, happier Jeff
Partly because of my love for you (no homo), partly because of your love for oats
Partly because of the pale white chalk on the grey gnurling
Partly because of the secrecy our smiles take on before fatties and manlets
It's hard to believe when I'm with you there can be anything as comfy
As chill as unpleasantly >tfwnogf as a three plate loaded bar when right in front of it
In the airconditioned gym 3 o clock fluorescence we are rocking back and forth
Between each other like a cardiobunny on an elliptical
And zyzzs old videos seem to have no abs in them at all, just pixels
You suddenly wonder why in the world anybody ever made then

Time to squat
ass is heavy
don't want no thot
just want someone to say they love me

I
Look
At you and I would rather look at you than all the thick qts in the world
Except possibly Kelly divine occasionally and anyway her kink shoots are all on pornhub
Which thank heavens you haven't seen yet so we can see then
Together for the first time
And the fact that you squat so beautiful more or less takes care of skateboard squats
Just as at home I never think of doing bodyweight exercises or
At a convention a single look at local pros used to wow me
And what good does all the circlejerking of the nofappers do them
When they never got to see a true alpha in action
Or for that matter Mark Rippetoe when he didn't pick his students
As carefully
As the program
It seems they were all cheated of some
Marvelous experience
Which is not going to go shwasted on me which is why I'm shitposting
About it

(For old Veeky Forums, rip)

Wow.
youtube.com/watch?v=YDLwivcpFe8

Thanks for that.

A great person once said
"We're all gonna make it brahs"
Young me was filled with enthusiasm
Now he is dead, and I'm getting old
Job is not going well, flame is fading out
Getting fatter by the day, I am drunk as I type this
I'm not gonna make it

You're still gonna make it brah.
Young you was only wrong about how many times he'd have to start from the bottom, as young people always are.

>nofap life
>nosex life
>no gf life
>why even? life...

Pain, what is pain?
Pain is what you feel every day of your life
Pain is what you see everywhere on peoples faces
Pain is the only true thing that is real
Happiness comes and goes, but pain stays with you forever
Pain helps you grow, pain helps you evolve
Pain helps you see the true nature of life
Pain is what you say you wanted, but pain never left you
Pain is here to stay, might as well enjoy it

Get your FUCKING shit together. Get aesthetic as FUCK to rekindle the GOD DAMN flame.

I do my squats
I remove the thots
I do my curls
Ignoring girls
I'm lifting hard
To burn the lard
Them thotties dope
I'm losing hope

This is beautiful. Thank you.

>Bountiful hairs below
>Hairs fall like leaves of autumn
>The serpent grows cold

>mfw when I fuck the formatting

even after
days
and days
and days
of nofap
my dick
still
does not
retain it's
rigidity
as
it should

even though
i
have
made IT
I still can't
bring
myself
to smash
Q T's
because
of
the
embarass
ment

The peak approaches,
Clearly visible in the distance.
I hope to reap the fruits of my persistence.
Why must you play this game and leave me in shambles?
Yet this sense of hope you give me has been the fuel that ignites my flame.
I've been entrenched, and have only myself to blame.
If I ever revealed my true feelings to you and would be turned down,
The flame would die and I would drown.

Weight goes up
Weight goes down
Why won't my oneitis
Come with me to pound town

>These gains are crazy
>I love this pump
>But this body won't save me
>I still got dumped.

There's a guy at the gym named Patel
who has a peculiar smell
He looks like a Moor
and shits on the floor
even worse he's a D-Y-E-L

Hate that thot bad
Forget that thot good strong lad
Lift the world

Whey
Wheyk up
Grey
Cook a steak up
Bapabooeebappabooee

It is heavy every time
No matter how often I lift it.
It has to be.
If it isn't heavy, I'm not doing all I can,
And that would be tragedy.
Because this is all there is,
This is life and
These are my feels

Deep within my soul I peer..
An abyss of uncertainty, anger and fear
An empty well of self-loathing and hate
Shadows of doubt, flashes of fate
I feel sometimes more dead inside,
Can't smile, no joy, frightened I hide
Thought of earlier moments in life
Memories of pain, fear and strife
Sharp blades that numbly pierced my skin
"no pain" they said, yet I scream within
The memory gets worse, God I can't make it stop
Dead flesh of my soul gets torn and I drop
Yet here I am now and the thoughts seem to die
I hide in the shadows and try not to cry
The beast of past memories has been kept at bay.
But it's always there waiting and I'm its prey.

>wrote this about 15 years ago after recovering from cancer. Simple as fuck but I always kinda liked it.

Is this death grips or is it death grips?

I have become the the destroyer of thots, squater of worlds

There was a pajeet called Kapoor,
Whose squats were as deep as the floor.
He remained d y e l,
And would constantly smell,
As he only squated to shit in Lahore.

memes of green on boards blue as ice,
/sig/ anons say we are prisoners of our own device,
in the manlet threads they gather for the feast,
they can throw him in the pit but height can not be increased,
last thing I remember I was squatting to the floor,
I had to find the passage back to the board I was on before,
"4 SCOOPS" said the piano man, "Lets get big and leave humanity",
you can check these dubs any time you like,
but you can never leave.

For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God's sake, knob ache

This is so shit it's good.

GJ on your recovery my dude

Cheers bud. Chemo was a bitch but I came out the other side unlike some, just luck on my part and very good doctors/nurses for whom I shall be forever grateful.

>Getting put in the same sentence with fatties
Could you not?