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No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
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I keep fucking up my diet man. I am starting to hate myself.
What is the bottom left in the pic?
Mewing gum, just hard gum that's supposed to give you a more defined jaw if you chew it for a while
You guys ever done neck injection? I'm trying to make mine thicc. I literally can't turn my head to look around cause im so sore now.
What do you guys do for acne? Im dosing my AI properly but i still get some on my back and chest
Thanks
What about the middle pic of the injection
Botox
I'm 3 weeks in on accutane and mine are slowly receding
What dose are you doing? ive heard some people only do it twice a week and it works.
Ugl or are you prescribed?
thanks a lot
traps- and dicksucking exercises did wonders for my narrow giraffe neck
20mg ed, not prescribed
WHY IS EVERYONE SO OPPOSED TO ROIDING FOR GIRLS...
WHAT ELSE DO YOU ROID FOR? SLAP ON THE BACK FROM THE GUY IN THE GYM THAT CONSTANTLY COMPLAINS ABOUT SOMEBODY PART OF HIS BEING FUCKED UP?
DO YOU GET EXCITED WHEN YOUR PROSTATE SWELLS UP AND YOU TAKE TWO MINUTES TO TAKE A PISS?
shaking my goddamn head so hard right now
Thanks family
roiding for girls is retarded because girls don't care about your physique
Then why am I drowning in pussy. I have nothing else to offer anyone.
Is tren ever worth it? It has so many sides unless you're going onstage it seems like a bad idea
>looking through his IG
>cant see any shirtless pics
wow
It's not BDD, it's being ugly and self aware, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Girls are a side benefit, just like with every other self-improvement method. You probably wouldn't have a seven figure bank balance if your only motivation was chasing pussy, but those fat stacks certainly don't hurt your chances.
You're drowning in pussy because you are one.
Planning my first cycle, managed to pick up 4 bottles of Test, 90~ capsules of Anavar, and two bottles of Deca very cheap off someone who pussied out of pinning.
Was originally planning on only doing 250mg Tesd-E E3D for 16 Weeks, with Aromasin on pinning days because that is what i read is recommended for your first cycle. Anyone think I should do any of the other stuff with the test or keep it basic and only do the test?
Thanks!
Pic is me
>inb4 shit chest genetics
Talk more about this, share convos...
Do 500 test and work those lats like crazy to try and make your hips look smaller.
I'm sure you thought this was clever.
No you fucking nerd.
I knew you were faking from the minute you hit posts
I am planning on doing 500mg a week, dosed 250mg on Mondays and Thursdays... Do you mean do 500mg 2x per week? Noted though to hit lats super hard.
He's not lying about getting pussy, but he's also not lying about his talent in bed being the only thing he has to offer.
Why would you blast 1gramm of test on your first cycle you tard.
500mg a week=250 pinned twice
delete
Sorry man, I just woke up when I read that. Thought you were only doing 250 a week. If I was you I would just run the test for the first cycle.
That's exactly what I said I was doing.
said "Do 500" So i was just asking to clarify that he meant to say that when here,
He says he read it wrong.
>bathmate
Peak insecurity. I have a 7 3/4 inch dong and am still seriously looking into getting one of those things because im insecure af
Sounds good thanks! I was planning on only doing the Test as well but ended up getting the Deca and Anavar for the same price so just wanted to ask.
Appreciate the help.
6 1/4 here, never had any complaints. I'm also a manlet though so it matches up proportionally.
7 and 3/4 inch is seriously porn tier, like porn specifically geared towards big cocks tier big. If you've got a proportional girth then you will gain nothing in terms of pleasing women by going any bigger.
I find women are very psychologically driven when it come to attraction/pleasure.
So long as your dick doesn't look small and you're not hideous, most women will have a great time and will believe whatever you tell them about it.
Anyone here well read up on benis frauding? Is surgery or jelking the best bet?
Get in shape and work on your game, if you're getting rejected by the time your dick is out there's a serious problem.
I have found this to be true, 7" by 5.3" here.
On days when my gf was in a bad mood she would think my dick was small, but on days when she was happy and horny she was impressed by the size.
Women are 100% driven by emotion.
Who needs game when you have this
I resorted to being a bottom fag because of it and even if I warn them about the size they still lose interest when they find out it's only 5". That's why I'm asking. Constant jelqing with a dedicated device seems like the best bet, according to some result reports at a PE forum.
>drowning in pussy
Boipussy doesn't count.
Afaik it's dose dependant. Lots of people have ran it and been fine.
>penis
Jerry why
>just gave up on tinder
>swipe right to everyone
>keep getting matched with uglies
>maybe 2 semi-cute girls
>all the uglies messaging me first
>don't respond
This is just destroying my self-confidence.
>fag
That does it, plenty of fags are size queens. Good luck avoiding the gift-giving stealthers.
Why? Im same length and have bottomed out in literally every girl I’ve been with.
well fuck. I thought I would have a greatest chance of avoiding size queens of all genders as a bottom fag.
Why did you have any confidence before tinder though?
>crusader forever chase mediocre roasties instead accept your true [homo]love for him
suffering
Just got my last post-PCT bloods done. Test levels were 17nmol/L with a lab range of 9-25. Would anyone act on this if you were in my shoes? The average level for a male my age is seemingly closer to 22. Not feeling symptomatic. Should I be looking to cruise? Does my lab's relatively slim range change anything? Thanks honeys
Mate, he won't even post his tender boipucci.
>that memetext
sorry I had a stroke
Why do you prefer oat flour over regular oats? More calories/dense?
Obedear over Begin Again, too .
Thanks for all the knowledge bombs and never stop thriving btw
What levels you had before cycle? If lower do something otherwise no. Free testosterone is more important, you get it from SHBG and testo
Welcome to my tuesday
RIP CUT
Natty gains are about 100x more satisfying because it takes more work. I just came to this thread to let you know that you are quitters and deserve no gf :)
Hey dudes, I used exemestane (aromasin) years ago and faced no such problems, but I've figured out it's really, really fucking up my vision this go-round, both the old batch and the new from a completely different supplier.
What could this mean? I don't want to be blind, I don't want tits. It's reversible, I stop taking it and within a day it starts improving, and withing 4-ish days it's all the way back to normal.
The fuck causes this? It's monocular (happens with only one eye) diplopia (double vision), spread vertically, not horizontally like eye-crossing double vision.
What the living fuck is wrong with me, and what do I use other than aromasin? Anastazole and some nolva?
Feminine penis is hot. HOT
and not gay
Unrelated, for you gays in the thread
Whats your ratio of girls kissed to dicks sucked
That one cookie is huge.
I bet its all gooey in the middle
Yeah it sucks man. I know I look absolutely ridiculous under all this fat but my body is fighting tooth and nail every step of the way.
Wow just came into my mind that I don't see people chewing gums anymore. But I have question about that, are face gains real from it, how long does it takes to see a difference? Only time I recall often buying gum was when I was 5 and into cheap DBZ mewing gum
>I like eating shit because it's more of a challenge to eat than food
good for you man
except an accurate metaphor would be "I prefer to eat chocolate over feces because it takes more effort to acquire and won't give me diseases"
The key thing to note here, is that he said "deserve no gf." Implying we have one. This is what roiding has earned us. How are we meant to stop roiding when you guys keep reinforcing our behavior?
Okay I'm laffin
No but really
Whats your ratio of girls kissed to dicks sucked
fuck off homo
>All this fat
Nigga you should see me. Your cut will be done in like 2 months naturally.
1:4
>do five sets of barbell rows
>rear delts start to act up like usual
>get done, go to do pulldowns
>right shoulder starts hurting
>right shoulder now hurts doing any back exercise movement
Well that was a short back workout.
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis
What guys no, if you're a guy then liking penises is gay.
buck angel or bailey jay?
It's not gay if you're only doing it to steal gains. Stay looking natty fuccboi.
Liking muscled up guys is also gay.
Both of those things are gay. It's like asking "Are you gay or are you still gay?"
Gun to my head, I would go with Bailey Jay because he has majority female characteristics.
But it's still gay.
Damn, got me there mane.
>Liking muscled up guys is also gay.
but he has a vagina so it's not gay according to you
Would it be easier if we framed it as sexy sonic with a dick or ugly sonic with a cunt?
Whats your ratio
Thats not too bad
Do you think thats gay?
Im at 1:5
Not if its a feminine penis
0:15 I so so wish I was kidding
Potentially weird question, but what would be suggested for a rock climber? I go to the climbing gym four times a week, and the freeweight gym once. What should I look into for a) getting better at climbing or b) looking better as a result of climbing?
rock climbers need to weigh as little as possible, so suicide cutting is my recommendation
Tits for attention. Bump. Wat do.
You would have a point if I had said "The only thing that makes something gay is having a penis." But I didn't, so you don't
Males and females have multiple sex characteristics that are used to differentiate themSex characteristics such as: hormones, muscle structure, bone structure, and of course genitalia. Just because you mix and match some of these things doesn't make it not gay.
>Muscled up with a vagina
Gay because the bone and muscle structure is defined like a man, so it's gay.
>Bimbo'd out with a dick
Gay because a penis is male genitalia
>Androgynous with a penis
Penises are male genitalia, so gay
>Androgynous with a vagina
Vaginas are female genitalia, so it's not gay.
>Female top with a fish bottom
Not gay, but you're fucking a mermaid.
Hah fagit ive kissed 3 girls
Lifes rough
Test is best
Help your recovery but Id think about it
>>Muscled up with a vagina
>Gay because the bone and muscle structure is defined like a man, so it's gay.
Yes, but pussy is pussy and bending them over in the dark is kind of okay.
>>Bimbo'd out with a dick
>Gay because a penis is male genitalia
Yeah, trannies only pass in pictures and in dark clubs. It looks female somewhat but if you look closely enough the male features come through. Can't even fuck it in the dark because balls might touch and the fake voice goes full on dude if they get to into it.
>>Androgynous with a penis
>Penises are male genitalia, so gay
Yes
>>Androgynous with a vagina
>Vaginas are female genitalia, so it's not gay.
Yes
>>Female top with a fish bottom
>Not gay, but you're fucking a mermaid.
Mermaids have the pussy in their mouth though. So that's like...holy shit awesome.
save these posts for when you have more roid experience, then take a look again.
>8:0
But I can still hang out here since I'm a juice monkey/don't think feminine benis is gay right?
You just said any masculine trait is gay
What about feminine traits
>youll never fuck a dolphin
Why live
Sorry. This was meant for
how many of those girls had penises
rapid fire answer, any delay >30secs means you lie
>in the dark
Well I guess you're technically correct, but by that logic I could fuck a female dog with the lights off and it wouldn't be beastiality.
>Mermaids have the pussy in their mouth though
What user no, that's just... that's just their mouth.
>What about feminine traits
What about them? Did I overlook something?
What happened initially? Ever tried W-raises with light weight? Helped some of my rear delt issues. I get a twinge still if I don't keep my head completely upright and forward while doing any sort of shoulder raises
>I could fuck a female dog with the lights off and it wouldn't be beastiality.
No..you would still be fucking a dog.
That's just wrong.
>What happened initially?
You mean what caused the shoulder pain? No idea, as far as I know I've always had it. If you're asking about today, I was doing rows and was fine until the fourth set, where my shoulders started tinging a bit. End of the fifth set my right shoulder felt too messed up. Not like a permanent fuck up or anything though I'm not sure how to best describe it.
But according to you
>pussy is pussy and bending them over in the dark is kind of okay.
So which is it? Is pussy pussy when the lights are down, or do we agree that what we're doing in the dark is exactly what it is regardless of if we're aware of it or not?
I'm getting way too into this discussion on traps, what the fuck am I doing with my life
Wait so muscular and physical appearance makes fucking the swole girl gay despite vagoo
But fucking feminine boy pucci is gay because of the dick? I feel like these are contradicting points breh u gotta be consistent with me so I know what I'm allowed to fuck
Deconstructing a sentence doesn't make you any more correct lol you're just doing the old strawman. He's obviously talking about human female vagoo
No you're just fucking a dog.
I'm still talking about putting my dick in a nice snug human pussy. It's basically the equivalent of fucking a horribly ugly chick in the dark.
What you're talking about is just...bestiality.
Fucking chad.
Its okay youll be suckin feminine penis soon enough
No for this I draw a hard lines between born female and not
But youre right, 3 is hands held
2 is kissed.
2:15
You said any masculine trait is gay
Wouldnt that same logic mean any feminine trait is not?
You do mobility work?
Try shoulder hypers
>random user asking first cycle advice
>looks better than most of the trips blasting tren