Lurkers come out, why you lurking on Veeky Forums

I laughed, good pun user

I’m not funny/interesting. I love the community, even if it has changed over the years. It’s like a club where I belong, can get motivated by other bros, and maybe learn something new.

Also thicc girl threads.

Dyel and have nothing to contribute.
Also you have good memes here

Lurking cause I'm cutting. Will probably end up posting pics when I'm done, hope it might motivate some fellow fatties.

Real lurkers won't post.

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To not be a fag.

N-no homo.

My chicken's cooking, that's why.

dont learn anything from Veeky Forums, just use other anons stories and stuff to motivate you to do your own research

because you guys seem to have a knack for sniffing out dyels before they even post pic. plus idk how the fuck to use desu desu.

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I wish to become enlightened and fit.

Funny gym memes xD and /fraud/

motivation, when i stop lurking on fit i fall down the wagon extremely easy, lurking here gets me disciplinated on pure self hate.

i want to start lifting but am too mush of a pussy so i just admire these guys here

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Sadness and memes

Because too much is going on in /pol/ and it's a lot calmer here in Veeky Forums. Also a lot of weird shit is going on in /x/. I visit /x/ for the creeps, but end up getting cringe. Are they really that dumb or are they just larping?

TO GET FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG

wanting to lose weight but not really doing enough aside from that to contribute to threads

About three or four years ago before /pol/ was reopened there were lots of interesting things going on in /x/. But nowadays its just about larping and how to fuck ghost

but come be honest...would you fuck a ghost

Really hope they're just larping. A quick browse through their catalogue says it all: looking for help attracting a succubus, I want to be a luciferian but I don't want to go to hell, divination, etc. Even Reddit has a better paranormal subreddit, and /r/nosleep is less cringey then the stuff they post in /x/.

First time back in a while. Just felt like visiting cuz I’m back on the wagon..

I only post to troll

bought meself an olympic barbell and some beginner weights, hoping to absorb some good advice via lurking osmosis

Browse Veeky Forums for the memes.

/g/ is my home but they're way more savage all the time, brahs.

Because I'm a fag

For motivation and funnies, every now and then for some good advice. I don't have much knowledge to share and feel like too much of a normie to post on here.

iirc there was a survey a while back and /x/ had the lowest average poster intelligence

I'm honestly happy just observe everyone interaction without needing to be part of a group, kinna like bird watching.

I was gone for a while but I'm back for NoFap. Also, this place has dank memes.

just starting fitness, lost like 70 pounds this year thanks to Veeky Forums. been lifting for about a month, also my favorite board.
>tfw no gf
>lifting to get a non landwhale/mini landwhale gf for once

/pol/ is fucking retarded right now and I just started getting fit

Good on the getting fit part man, keep going.
Just don't get stuck with the idea that you have to look a certain way to get a certain type of girl cause you don't.

The shitposting is beyond incredible. I never leave Veeky Forums without having a laugh.

too many bulked guys on here still wondering why they can't get a gf, look at unironically posting eliot 'i have no gf but im handsome and rich' rogers - the guy had literally never asked out a girl and still shot up a sorority because they were 'sluts who wouldnt go out with me'

you can be fat and get a QT, getting fit to get girls is a lot of unnecessary work desu

I have no clue how to exercise, I once came up with a workout schedule with my chad older bro but when I did the workouts I never added more laps or more reps. So I kept doing the same workouts over and over again the same amount of times.
I'm disgustingly skinny fat and I keep having awful shits every other day that take a whole set of toilet paper to wipe clean. This in turn makes my hemorrhoids burn like a bitch and I have no clue when to incorporate exercise into my college schedule.
I don't want to go through the prime of my life being a skinny fat mess pls help me. :,^(

This exactly

My english isn't that good, but I can understand everything reading and I'm lazy, so I just laugh at the memes and greentexts.
Also I like my progress after a year of lifting but my body is still shitty by Veeky Forums standards, you guys will probably mock me in the cbt.

Been on Veeky Forums for about a year. Originally came from /mu/ but that place became insufferable waifu posting. I stopped going to /mu/ altogether and came here primarily. Realized I'm more educated than 99% of the board as an RN with a BS in Biochemistry and a BS in Anatomy & Physiology who is entering medical school next fall so I don't have anything left to gain. Watching anons here talk shit all day is exhausting so I just check here once in a while to catch up on fitness news. Olympia, Rich Piana's death, that type of shit. You can only correct broscience so many times before you get bored of it.

shit posting and educating myself

also this

Wrapping up grad school. Gonna be dr. user soon I guess. About to hit 30 and realized I'm fat as shit. Seemed morally reprehensible to borrow 100 grand from the government for college then die of fatabeetus. I browse /fat/ mostly, and have lost 77 pounds. Starting a winter bulk and lift to remedy my DYELism. Also you fags make me giggle.

Cause I used to be 220 yoked but lost my gains after a truck accident and can't face going back to square one

Read the sticky you fucking imbecile.
You can't even do the research while sat on your lazy ass on the couch and you expect to be able to get shit done at the gym?

maybe that's why he posted the brainlet picture user?
put two and two together dummy

/r/incel was banned

Because I am fat and am trying to educate myself by listening to autistis

Lurking is superior to posting in every way.
I also don't want to post because I am not at the best I can be.
But we are all gonna make it,

I am also looking for the usual stuff and oc, don't think I can add to the conversation, that's why I prefer to lurk.

that has to be larping
"how to avoid grandma from knowing i'm fapping to porn??"

the ones who reached their potential left Veeky Forums

Body is shit but improving so nothing to say in most threads. Mostly come here for the feels threads because we all have something in common and it makes me happy feeling like I’m connecting with another human being.

Don't have anything to say

New to the whole exercise thing
mostly just do an hour of cardio on the elliptical after work because i just wanna lose weight not build muscle how long will doing this take to start seeing change

10 minutes resistance 5
10 minutes resistance 10
10 minutes resistance 13
10 minutes resistance 10
10 minutes resistance 5
10 minutes resistance10

I seek new ways to make gains.

>Be me
>skinnyfat loser
>stagnant
>not very likable
>wile away most days jerking off and shitposting jubilantly on /k/, ignoring the fact I'm wasting away
>hear that Veeky Forums has some decent memes
>come here one day
>see threads of people posting their progress
>think that if these guys can do it, maybe I can
>read the sticky
>dump shit food
>only drinking water
>do this for one and a half years
>no longer fat faggot
>making solid gains
>feel like a king in my own right
>generally loving life
>but then
>the fall from grace
>get roped into a vacation for two weeks
>stop working out while I'm gone
>resume eating like a degenerate
>get back home
>have completely fallen off course
>fall back into the trap of my old ways
>spend a year being a degenerate
>all my gains are kill
>have the piercing, tremendous realization that I'm going to die fat and unrealized if I keep acting this way
>slowly returning to my Veeky Forums ways
>working on it
It sounds faggy, but I almost don't feel worthy of posting here again consistently. So I shall lurk. And I shall work. Until I make it, and beyond. I'm trying, bros.

Because this is the only place with people who are more broken than myself. I love you faggots

Everyone is pretty alright until you ask a question or give an opinion.

To save images of butt-posing females who are wearing side-striped shorts. That's why.

[spoiler]Also to know what makes my body tick but that's irrelevant in most cases....[/spoiler]

I'm bored desu

I'm bored and this gives me inspiration to stick with my diet and actively lose weight.

my best friends are on the 'ch0n. they know more about me than most people do irl.

I lurk because I suck and have nothing to brag about. Hit 160x2 tonight on bench - never lifted that much before.

Because I want to change.
But I can't.

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Because my current situation doesn't allow me to be Veeky Forums. In the las two weeks I've had 6 patial exams, 3 partial projects, 2 presentations, apart from homework. For tomorrow (today I guess) I have one homework and one preperation for a debate. For thursday I have to prepare for an MUN that will last two days, apart from one presentation for which I will not be present. I will be done with this on saturday early morning, and then I go to my cousins wedding. On sunday I will sleep 8 hours and try to make up for this lost week by getting up extra early and doing double the exersize I usuay do. Uni fucking sucks.

This entire board is a gigantic YLYL thread

It's a good way to experience social interaction

teaches me how not to behave in real life

Mostly the memes, reminders of how toxic and small minded most of people on here are.
Perhaps some dietary strategy or supplement recommendations.
I don't read too much and don't click on most threats. This place is pretty toxic.
Veeky Forums's common mindset is pathetic and preventive of developing into your full potential ''Chad'' as most anons would unironically say it.

Motivation, starting to work out to reach the chAir force weight requirements. Reading FPH and seeing other people be successful helps with the motivation.

I second that motion

4 Keks and to discuss hoisting of heavy metal discs

>Lurkers come out, why you lurking on Veeky Forums

Enjoying the soft porn and anecdotes, trying to conjure the motivation to hit the dumbbells in a bit.

Currently listening to

youtube.com/watch?v=Oeb9UWGSVM0

Physically active, but not enough to consider myself fit, so nothing significant to cotribute. Do kettlebell, 100 pushups a day, and walk a fuckload (sunday was 25 km, other days it's 10-20). Considering joining a gym now. Good shitposting on Veeky Forums, motivational fph, and occasional good food ideas like overnight oats.

You could give fitness advice like all the other dyels here.

>why you lurking on Veeky Forums

I don't have anything intelligent to post so I'd why not post at all.

On the off chance i catch a post of my Ex of course

>tiny abdominal region
>lanklet legs
>little delt definition
>huge chest (not a bad thing usually but because everything lack so much proportion then kinda can be overseen
>overly big arms it abselute zero proportions compared to the rest of his body
>ugly face
>ugly hair

Arnold doesn't look aesthetic in that picture at all.

I'm in pretty good shape and I take comfort in knowing there are people out there who are similar to me, in that they look good and are fit but are socially inept autists

Im big, black and like mirrin stories. But i dont understand how to be part of Veeky Forums

>only fit in life is on Veeky Forums

This is the majority of Veeky Forums, no surprise just get out of my board RIGHT FUCKING NOW and we are fine

i feel like i shouldnt be posting til im Veeky Forums

I'm a remnant from lit back when fitlit happened.
Too autistic and scared to walk into a gym though