Confess

confess

I think I've doing my vertical press all wrong for the last six months by not tightening my core enough

I know a little about music but not much

whenever I have a music related thought I post about it on /mu/ without reading up on it first

just to see what happens

I don't do the 5 sets of deadlifts outlined in my program

One time I had sex with a duck
I lied about the one time it was probably more like 500 times. I can't help it it is my disease. My mallardy

I once fucked a chicken (no joke, srs)

did it die?

This is going to take my Rocky fantasies to startling new heights

I was Veeky Forums three years ago but I got some normie friends and started drinking and eating like shit which made me lose my gainzz and get skinny fat. Rn I’m doing cardio and calisthenics because I’m too broke for the gym and I’m loving it the only thing I’m hating is how horny I get after it because if I masturbate daily odds are I won’t pull any during weekends because I have no motivation whatsoever even if the girl has a big ass and is a megane with a cute face and I’m so fucking pathetic I could have tapped that FUCK

I like fat girls and i get a boner when they wear sportswear