Been mired recently? Share your experiences.
>Tfw only mired by other guys
Been mired recently? Share your experiences.
>Tfw only mired by other guys
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>First year of lifting
>Getting mired like crazy.
>Random girls flirt and cat call in public.
>4th year of lifting.
>Much bigger and less body fat but BDD.
>No more mires from girls
>People make retarded ape gestures now when walking past me.
>Haven't had a gf in nearly three years.
>Some people make syringe gestures at me.
>People interact with me like I am one of the guys from the Planet Fitness ads.
>Overhear shit like "juicers got baby dicks" when hanging out in public.
>Tfw natty and not even that "huge" or aesthetic by Veeky Forums standards.
>Realize fitness standards are lowering dramatically in the US.
>I want to be mired again and seen more as just the caveman "juicehead"
Help
pics?
Holy fuck bro, that's actually sad. You worked for it, don't let others bring you down
Whenever you hear them talking shit, just take off your shit and start flexing. Don't be a bitch, make them look like one. They may sit there and giggle and poke each other, but everyone knows its because they can't do shit except for that. It's like poor, weak people who get ran over all day by superiors then go, "Ha! Atleast he's going to hell!". They're losers, fuck'em user.
On a kek bulk right now so here's a cept.
Your arm is probably bigger than my leg. And I have fat legs.
A girl said hi to me
god damn how did you get so fucking big?
>Walking through town
>Walk past 2 girls
>Hear one say to the other "He's really attractive"
>Waiting at the bus stop
>3 girls behind me
>one keeps trying to get me to look or talk to them by saying "hi" quietly
>Bus pulls up
>hear her say "Please look at me"
>Don't look and get on the bus like a sperg
>At club with a friend
>Don't want to be there
>Waiting out front in line
>Girl behind me keeps putting her arms around me
>I stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do
manlet superpowers
>2 months into lifting
>no mires yet
when does it happen brehs? I just want to be mired by a girl for the first time since high school
Remember no matter how autistic or awkward you may be, if a girl shows that much attraction then all you gotta do is ask her what time she's available for a fuck.
I'd say a good 6 months with a good program. Remember people who you see everyday won't be able to tell the very subtle difference over time. I usually get Mires when I go somewhere new so try that aswell.
>hear her say "Please look at me"
>Don't look and get on the bus
Just pretend you're so alpha you couldn't be bothered to look at her nasty-ass face.
Literally.
Also in the described situations what are the odds of seeing these girls again if it doesn't go well? So no pressure. At least say hi back before you get on the bus next time if something like that happens again. Baby steps. Fake confidence until you have some for real.
It's the asking part that's hard for me and when it does come time to fuck i usually can't get a boner. Happened with the last 4 girls, I was just way to nervous to perform.
: ( This is gonna sound harsh. Get over yourself. You're not gonna ruin her life if it isn't amazing and I guarantee you any girl would feel better about mediocre sex than you not being able to get hard. We feel like it's our fault we can't get you into the mood no matter what you say. Don't worry about "performing" tell them you're nervous and any decent girl will blow you and do her best to make you feel confident she wants it to work too lol.
I live in a major US city. Literally every time a homeless guy asks me for money he says something about how big I am. It’s strange
Homeless people always compliment you to get more money, at least the smart ones. Not going to lie, it's worked on me a couple times
Yeah I realize this, but the fact that I’m big enough that being “big” is one of the first things people notice about me, that’s p cool.
Also happened during a job interview few weeks back. Dude said I looked athletic and asked if I played any sports lol
mostly on instagram by gay dudes and trannies
Some guy a few months ago called me a pull up master, so I guess that counts as a mire, right?
salesgirls don't count user
I work at gnc and people always tell me I look big.
>oh man you must know alot about this stuff you're built
>oh dude you probably Don't even need any of this what do you do to get big?
>oh man I wanna look just like you
The other times are old lady mires. Feels good because to them I'm a man. To the girls my age they just stare at me awkwardly or think I'm average.
Fuck is wrong here?
I started on gear so it's even funnier.
Also
I have a girl with daddy issues who wont leave me the fuck alone what do I do.
> getting lots of mires from girls
> need them because wife never does and we have sex less than once a month
> one month into nofap because i dislike porn
> now genuinly dont go out with friends because im afraid i would respond to a miring girl
>Out shirtless during the summer helping my dad change his drum brakes
>Mexican family next door having some sort of party where they cook out on the grill
>Group of older Mexican women walk by and look me up and down with "oooh"s then walk off talking in Spanish
Felt good but I'm literally not even that big and kinda pale on top of it
>Some people make syringe gestures at me.
hahah fuck
Ask your wife why she's dissatisfied, talk to your partner. Maybe itll help the situation
Not exactly a mire but anyway
>at gym
>gym waifu is there, never talked to her or anything but I catch her looking at me often
>she does some cable shit, I sit close to her on the calf extentsion machine
>finish my sets, catch her looking so confidently try to walk towards her
>suddenly pushed back
>pants are caught by the handles of the machine
>she looks away awkardly
>abort mission, go to dumbells instead
>pick up 25lbs
>left eye closes for a reason, probably a nervous tick
>realize that she was looking at me through the mirror, probably thought I was winking at her
>realize that this would have looked autistic to her, so close my right eye on purpose and then blink with both eyes so that my "wink" to her seemed random or anything
>probably looked way more autistic doing that ritual
>we went at different parts of the gym afterwards
>about an hour later
>leave gym, catch her looking at me again as I'm leaving
Either she's into me or she thinks I'm a creep or something
Ages ago when drunk she was upset over us not having much sex, so for a while afterwards i kept pushing for it to but she never wanted it. It gets embarassing after a while so you stop. Im not sure she herself knows, she wants to be 'having sex' but doesnt actually want to have sex.
BDD?
I managed to outarmwrestle alot of people in my class now, but it still aint much
>Some people make syringe gestures at me
That's depressing
Literally same, I want her to be independent because she's a sweetheart but fuck
Hahaha dude just chill out, you have no way of knowing what she thought and even less idea of how it would affect her, you do you and everything will be alright homie
After one month you'll notice
After three months your friends will notice
After six months the world will notice
How can you be so autistic
>went to the gym for the first time in months.
>lost nearly 50 lbs since last time
>big cut
>my friend wants to get me into lifting
>he's helping me with my form and spotting me
>fuckimweak.jpeg
>I'm struggling with bitch weights, last year I was able to lift more
>realize I lost muscle mass and fat
>End of the night leaving but my friend kept saying he saw some girls mirin at me.
>probably because I'm the one redhead there
>either way felt kinda nice
i do the same
i enjoy ignoring women way too much
good for you user, back on the gains train :-)
>most people think i look like wolverine
>i rock the world greatest muttonchops(keep them braided most of the time for a neater look)
>was on holiday in a major city
>walking down the street back to apartment after lunch
>out of the blue two girls walk up red in the face
>you look like wolverine
>told them he looked like me
my only dream/goal i had as a child was to have mutton chops. now they get more mires than my muscles
Body dysmorphic disorder
en.wikipedia.org
Nigger if you receive any remark regarding your dick size or manhood the only valid response is to drop your pants and take your dick out.
And don't let people walk all over you, you dumb cunt, it eats away at you, stand up for yourself and get into their fucking faces, if you're as big as you say everyone will back down any way once it gets real.
Grow a fucking pair.
BURN THE COAL
I didn't feel bad for you at all until I read that you were natty. They jealous
This thread is depressing as fuck.
Over here girls saying I'm cute now. Get felt up by people and can flirt. Girls smile and give that longing "look". But still pretty autistic and it's a manual effort to socialize. Body is still shitty but made face gains from losing weight and getting regular haircuts.
same, I do it because they were assholes to me when I was growing up doe
talk to her sober tell her your needs and find out what she is thinking
fucking kek, it wasn't as autistic thankfully
thanks breh
>1510126738258.jpg
At least try to make it realistic next time, m8ey
>Nigger if you receive any remark regarding your dick size or manhood the only valid response is to drop your pants and take your dick out.
>Being a Nigga
>Having dick out in public place
>Getting shot for dangling a shotgun between your legs
>realize that this would have looked autistic to her, so close my right eye on purpose and then blink with both eyes so that my "wink" to her seemed random or anything
I laughed.
lucky guy. at 5'9" i'm afraid my day will never come :(
>At underground techno party
>Musics great, people having a great time
>After a while I notice like 75% of people have taken their shirt of
>Figure it's hot, why not do the same thing
>Pretty jacked for normies especially at 6 ft 185 lbs 13% bf
>Girl that was with the group eyeing me, turns to eyefucking and dancing in front of me
>Can be pretty hard to dance with a girl on techno so get into the same rythm as her.
>We take a break and go outside to get a drink and smoke, pretty light convo turns to her talking about having been licked by some vegan lesbian (who was hot she showed me pics)
>Saying she was convinced then she liked men and not girls.
>Get back to the dancing area after we went to the bathroom..
>We dance very intimately
>She says she really feels like making out
>I say I do too and we walk away from our group and start making out slowly then biting and passionately making out for everyone to see I guess
>After a while of this she mentions there
s a dark room in this place (wich I knew off)
>Tell her I would like to see that for myself
>She takes me to it, it's in one of the bathroomstalls
>pretty large area with cubicles and it's quite dark
>We get to making out again, I'm touching her everywere she's doing the same, shit is hot as fuck right now
>She asks if she can blow me (well sure)
>Turns out she loves giving head and it's so good she takes in everything, feasting on my balls and jerking and sucking
>After a while she gets up and I fuck her doggy style, dick wasn't as hard as I wanted because of booze n stuff but hard enough to fuck the shit out of her
>Some dude walked by and watched, told him to fuck off and he did
>Bye boner, get her in missionary position standing and lift her up and fuck her, slamming into her against the wall like deep and hard
>After a while we get back out and i can remember it feeling so surreal, like I just went to the bathroom
Anyway that's how my mire escalated to hot fucking, also she couldn't stop touching my back.
>realize that this would have looked autistic to her, so close my right eye on purpose and then blink with both eyes so that my "wink" to her seemed random or anything
Oh fuck, that sounds exactly like what i would've done in this situation.
Sounds like a power fantasy but this actually happened last weekend. I'm not a chad but I'm adapting their ways because I go to these parties with them. I've been feeling horney and happy ever since that night, I can honestly say it was a neccecary experience for me. It woke something inside and I feel more confident.
i hate to break it to you, those aren't mires. those are "what the hell does that guy have those pubes on his face for?"
>Being happy when validated because you stand out among normies as a strong dude
>then
>Signaling you spend your life in the gym by being too big
>Being sad when people mock you
Depend on what you want, go for it:
-Girls ? Slim down a lot
-Gains only? Change nothing
>Womanizing coworker keeps making comments on my attractiveness
6-9 months
Wait so you're saying girls actually want sex?
[mires in spanish]
post pic, I absolutely can't imagine anyone under 50 look good with mutton chops.
I have to see this
he wants the D
Nice fanfic you gay retard
He might be trying to play down his own insecurities. i.e he sees you as competition, so he's doing his best to alleviate that by not making you into an enemy.
Only gotten mired for my face gains when I went from obese xxl shirts to size small
Aside from that there's still years of work ahead of me for the body to catch up
Except it happened to me. It wasn't some regular club dude people are a bit more at ease there if you catch my drift.
Had it done once to me, 5'9" here.
Also apparently I'm the only one who does weighted pullups in the morning (heavy, speed work, etc.) and people who don't know my name know me as the pullup guy. Not sure if positive or not
>Had it done once to me, 5'9" here.
Thanks for the motivation man
gay club.
Why was there a girl in the gay nightclub?
>walk out of college class
>step out of door wearing my football jacket in tight jeans
>2 blonde qt's walking up states
>one says "Wow" and smiles at me
>raise eye brow and wink at her
>fast forward 3 years
>im out of shape as fuck
>literally can't even say hi to a girl without flinching anymore
The gym is a cruel mistress
This is me except i had shit confidence when I was fit as fuck. Now I'm out of shape but have a ton of confidence. At least I'm getting back into it
>>Some people make syringe gestures at me.
>pic
activated my almond
What's wrong with being 5'9"? I'm 5'10" myself but even at 5'9" you're still taller than 90% of the girls you'll encounter
There exist girls that will say "only 6 and up", and you're too short to pretend to be 6
Also fwiw I get mired for my hair much more than my physique, so it's not like being a manlet starves you completely of attention
>walking DT Charleston with my gf
>homeless guy hollers "OH LAWDY U NEED TO PUT A BABY IN HER"
>not even 30 seconds later
>car full of black dudes rolls by
>"I WANNA FUCK YA BOYFRIEND"
y-you too
Might be one of the most autistic things I've read on this board
There you go. The lighting in my room is kind of bad. Normally they look thicker.
Please be trolling
KEK! You best be trolling, user.
Looking good, Muhammad. Shave that shit off now.
>any decent girl will blow you
kek
delet this
You look like Ralph Waldo Emerson in his freshman year of college
It's just lanklets pretending to be sad manlets.
Be me
Been lifting for 6 months, turn skinny but with some muscle on my body.
Go to party with my friend, dont want to drink because of gains.
One blonde girl start mirring me, she makes me drink more and more.
Realise she want to make me drunk, so she can fuck me.
Here plans works out, eventually i get to drunk and she makes her plan know and fuck me.
wew
Ignore those assholes dude. If it really happened, then good on you. Thanks for sharing!
this is a meme, right?
>Get mired constantly at the gym
>By blokes
>Because of huge calves
Thank you based leg genetics. If only women seemed to show as much interest.
>she makes me drink
Shiggy
>great proportions
>good frame
>solid face and chin
>5'7
Cut my life into (tiny) pieces.
>been lifting and bouldering a ton senior year of high school.
>Got into Arizona State so go visit.
>Flying out of Phoenix Airport at the end of trip and riding up escalator.
>40 year old woman comes up to me and starts talking nervously.
>she's 5'3" brunette 115lbs. Tight looking body. Looks like she's coming back from some business conference.
>Asks me what I'm doing in Phoenix and idle banter.
>She says there must be someplace with the games.
>Didn't understand what she meant and thought she wanted to go play video games at an arcade. Tell her I don't think so.
>Asks me again if I want to check out the games.
>No thanks, have to catch my flight.
>Go to my gate and see her walking back and forth down the terminal occasionally looking at me for the next 2 hours.
>finally realize she meant the football games at the bar.
Fucking autistic POS younger me.
>be flexxin' a cep at work carrying a case to stock on the shelf
>lady comes up while i'm doing it
>try to emphasize the cep
>she laughs and looks away shyly
she wanted the D