Dubs decide my next message

Rolling

What a stunningly intricate question m'lady! I do participate in heavy badmington sessions to keep my body up to date if you catch my drift.

Include me in le screencap, reddit xDD

Mad respect OP.

>what kind of workouts do you do
>please suck my penis
Fuck my sides

Post aftermath.

This is a great thread

Plot twist OP is Connor Murphy and will probably get laid anyways

You forgot to add
>RIGHT NAO

Wow I got dubs, then got dubs again telling OP I got dubs.

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Kek bumping for response

No response yet lads, let’s pick the leftover matches.
Dubs decide opener

Can I wreck you like a hurricane baby?

Is my dick on your menu?

Nice. Roll.

You better be reading the way im gonna fuck you tonight

I like that you dye your hair to try and be special. It really brings out the crippling insecurity.

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Rollin'

Your pussy is on the menu

Let me tell you about the jews

bottom kek

Reroll

I don't mind if you typhoon all over my face

roll

Rolling

Reroll

Roll

Roll for this

"Looks like pussy is back on the menu, boys!"

ah rerolling thats too good to miss

Do it

Idkmybffjill?

ahhh double dubs user you have to deliver now

Lost hard

I read it in his voice too

thats really unfortunate, considering there was even a pic.

nice double dubs btw, mate

Do it op

What did she mean by this

That she's up for it but the distance makes it unrealistic.

R O L L

O L L

L L

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double double doubles

OP please deliver

Kung

fucking kek

Reply with a picture of oresund bridge

Sorry for the delay lads, was enjoying my pizzas.

Rolling
"I'm not gonna waste either of our time. Dinner this weekend?"

I'll give you something that's not on that menu.

Herpes

Did you get a respond to this yet?

KEK

;p;

This is the only response to anything ever

nice one op.

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I dont understand women who communicate through these retarded fucking giphys

Gifs (and stickers on FB) are great because you don't have to think of what to say

can one drive from sweden to denmark ? is there some bridge across the sea?

lol yes

send a stupid gif of a car driving over a bridge, should get the message through.

danish women want big swedish cock

send a gif of your penis, should get the message through.

Send her a giff of rambo strangling someone with his hand (not sure what to type to find it)

She unmatched lmao

Usually you just take a viking boat and row across with your warband

dumb bitch is really rude.

Eat a dick

What a retard

the slut is trying to be vague and being noncommittal. you have to take it upon yourself to set time and date if you're interested in fucking her.

tell this bitch to stop being retarded and say yes or no and that you'll leave now if she says yes or you're done with her bullshit.

What this guy said Just say something like: so friday evening then?

>I dag
yeah too right you are a fucking dag

never leave a decision to a bitch, women arent made to decide on anything - you, as a man, decide for her. if she says no cause she doesnt want or other BS, next her self-entitled ass

Didn’t Roosh or one of those faggot PUAs do a whole ebook about why hooking up in Denmark ain’t worth the effort? Like the women don’t drink that much, the ones who go to bars aren’t that attractive and since everyone rides bikes bringing a girl home is nigh impossible?

>le im so alpha meme
kys that doesnt work on women

>roosh
You're NEVER going to make it

It has to be genuine, but confidence wrecks every other aphrodisiac besides money/power.

works all the times. unless the woman has some stupid feminist idea that is not even worth your time anyway.

>since everyone rides bikes bringing a girl home is nigh impossible?
what did he mean by this??

>Women are not overly alcoholic sluts
>SInce they bike everywhere, the average AND peak fitness level is higher

How is this bad? Can your idol only work when he's among trash people?

Better a gorgeous Nordic wife than a crusty used up cumsock. Put a little work in, Roosh, fuck.

It's [CURRENT YEAR] so you would end up tagged in a #metoo post or worse

Use this gif next

that's digital blackface tho

I think it was like girls wouldn’t want to leave their bike outside for the night or it’s hard to bring a girl home without a car or some shit

It was literally 50 pages of solid whining and crying.

just dont fall for the SJW trap

Sounding like he was off his game and got butthurt, or girls there were too smart or culturally incompatible with his shit.

Their cunts work, they want dick, you just aren't making a good case for her to take yours

OP, please post something else from tinder for us to mess with again with dubs.

Go back to /b/ you underaged faggot.

T-thanks fit now she ghosted me

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what do you expect? You told her to meet you at a macdonalds...