Nine Worthies

If your country doesn't have a representative amongst the Nine Worthies, it's not relevant.
Who is the best worthy?

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My country is not relevant. Best worthy is Alexander desu

What country?
Also i feel like some of them shouldn't be on there. They're meant to portray chivalry and i don't feel that Julius-imGoingToGenocideTheGauls-Caeser shouldn't really be on there

Netherlands

By the way the non-relevancy thing was just a joke

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>attributed coats of arms
Is there anything more autistic?

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>Alexander
>Builds massive empire
>Best military ever
>It gets BTFO by Jews with rocks under fellow worthy Judas Maccabeus

Jews were OP before the diaspora. How does a tiny kingdom with militia without armor eradicate entire Roman legions?

When did Alexander ever get BTFO?
I heard he never lost

Oh sorry. Read that incorrectly

Godfrey of Bouillon is obviously the best.

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>Arthur
Wales FTW

Wales is more relevant than Germany and Spain

Problem?

All Brythonic nations, please. (Breton here)

>wales
lmao

t. jealous he has no Worthies.
Come home, Brython.

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Well I'd be more than happy to marry a Welsh girl, but Brittany is pretty based.

>one of the worthies is Hector
>a loser from a country that lost the Trojan war
>whose kid got btfo after he was btfo
What a shitty group kek

How on earth are Julius Caesar or Alexander examples of chivalric virtues? Genocide and the killing of loyal friends are not chivalrous acts.

Alexander>>>Caesar

>Being too much of a pussy to appreciate genocide of savage peoples

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>savage
In what way?

The number 9 is extremely relevant in Norse mythos ranging from: Hiemdalls birth from 9 waves. 9 roots of yggdrassil. 9 steps Thor takes before he dies. 9 points to a valknut.

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Deep

Hector is the only good person in the Illiad

American 9 Worthies are as follows:
Drumpf, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, John Brown, Ben Bernanke, J.P Morgan, Ayn Rand, Martin van Buren, M. night shyamalan

He was from Devonshire.

Source? Wasn't he born at tintagel?

Yes

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Hector was one of the few Greek "heroes" that didn't act like a complete nigger 99% of the time

>M. night shyamalan

What a twist

>Karl der Große is not german

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He's belgian

how so

>no anime worthies
>post disregarded

He was born there

>Who is the best worthy?

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Who are you quoting?

Gaulish genocide is a meme.

the entire meme world

without looking them up, I rank them as following

legendary-tier
Alexander the Great
Julius Cæsar
Hector (fuck Achilles, crybaby manchild)

significant-tier
David
King Arthur
Charlemagne

literally who-tier (seriously, who the fuck are these men?)
Joshua
Judas Maccabeus
Godtfrey of Bouillon

Why are the legendary ones all pagans?

I didn't notice desu
I would have put Arthur and Charlemagne there, but I just found Hector, Alexander and Cæsar to be more impactful on history
granted, Hector might not be as historical as the others, but the story of Troy was immensely influential on Greek and Roman culture

They're worthy because they symbolise gallant chivalry, it's not based on historical impact

Arthur is best

>one of the worthies is Caesar
>a fuccboi best known for killing the golden age of his country before literally everybody stabbed him
>whose kid got btfo by his own adopted son after he was btfo

See how easy it is to do this lazy shitposting?

>Doesn't know who Joshua or the Maccabees are

Why the fuck are you even on this board if you're so poorly read?

We have Karolus Magnus though

pretty based list

>Godtfrey of Bouillon
He's the guy who invented those cubes you make soup with.

Why does everyone claim sharlamayne?

>belgium has two


SUPERIOR

>two
Charlemagne and...?

godfried van bouillon

I thought he was from froggerland

Why did they put Julius caesar over Augustus?

he comes from boulogne sur mer, wich still spoke dutch or a variant of it until the 14th century. Now it has been thoroughly frogged though.

and also lived since childhood in the belgian ardennes

How is anyone supposed to recognise who is who?
They all look like typical medieval christian kings.
However i swear I've heard that Arthur's emblem is three crowns

Reminder: The Arthurian empire is a historical fact and the Historia Regum Brittaniae is not fiction

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Karel de Grote and Godfried van Bouillon are FLEMISH

You mean African?

No they were FLEMISH KARA BOGA

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Hold Fast! Dost thou be informing me... We werest King’s!?

Aye it be such my brethren

>genocided the celts
>made the Roman populi irrelevant in their own homeland

He did nothing wrong

Genocide is always wrong

Charles the Great was a proud Englishman.

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He was French though.

Godfrey of Buillon

Why improv a coat of arms for Godfrey when he had one of his own

The Seleucid where dying and suffering from massive Persian revolts.
The Jews where just smart enough to know when to revolt.

No, he was European