Who was the GOAT founding father?

>Amerimutt: fuck political dynasties holding all the power, every man a king, etc etc
>Also Amerimutts: *has the Kennedys, Clintons and Bushes*

>haha what do you mean founding principles devolve over time? Now excuse me while I take my daughter to her daily muslim rape

>Amerimutts literally crying about Hillary not winning because "it was her time"
>not to mention they elect yet another wealthy oligarch instead of her
Why can't they just admit they fucking love the aristocracy?

*has the Adams, Roosevelts and Rockefellers*

>opens borders and disarms population

The Europeans will see reason and return to their old ways with time. America, however, is doomed. They have no culture, no history, it's nothing but a collection of Walmarts, shopping malls and football stadiums.

>voluntary election of family members is equal to forced monarchy

based

>europe will recover

Oh I am laffin'!

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Europe was doomed as soon as the Soviets took power.

Monarchists are known to be logical

>faced the Mongol invasions
>recovered from the Black Death
>forced the Muslims from Spain
>stopped the Ottomans in their tracks
>dominated the Americas, Africa and Asia for centuries
>not mongrelified like America

Globalism is inevitable. Euros are mutting as we speak

heh...

>here's a list of oligarchs, please select one
>this is the rule of the people xDDDD
just lmao

Jefferson,
>Agrarian natonalism, ie; your a fag if you dont farm
>disliked cryptojews like hamilton and their central banks
>was ready to get rid of his slaves if that meant we could deport jigabos
>against immigration into virginia "when we could just let the people already here multiply" see debate with hamilton
t.UVAfag

>bragging about the amount of McDonalds

>these britbong autists
fuck off back to /int/. No one mentioned your German kings

Are you talking about America here?

>t.UVAfag

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>bragging

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I give it 10 years tops until Europe is right back to jackbooted military marches and ethnic cleansing

cringe

worked

*tips*

Ehhhhh,
Who cares about a basketball American sport anyways..
Also, dubs

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>Imagine being this delusional

Washington, followed by Franklin or Jefferson tbqh

*loses war*

>The Europeans will see reason and return to their old ways with time
My sides hurt

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>primary elections don't exist

wew lad

Great ideals, terrible way to actually run a developing nation. Jefferson was full autismus maximus.

this desu

This, John Adams was based on "natural inequalities" before science laid it out Barney style. Plus he was independent and leaned federalist.
The alien act was simply the greatest post bill of rights act to come out of the us. The sedition act allowed more free speech than the prevailing British custom of free speech, which was free speech but we can arrest you for it. America followed that. The sedition act said you can say what you want but if it's false your ass is grass.

>Likes Jefferson and Hamilton
How and why?

Jefferson
>Everyone will be amazing gentlemen if we democratize everything and lower the bar so everyone can join in
>Spends rest of life after presidency in depression and moaning the natural evolution towards degeneracy

Gee senpai I thought they'd stop at gentlemen too, who knew they'd want everything to be dumb and simple. Almost like iq is a thing

Jefferson was a Jew, Franklin was an autist and Washington was an idiot

Child hood is looking up to Jefferson, Adulthood is realizing John Adams made more sense

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>"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
t. Jefferson

>europoors actually believe this
imagine what would happen if anything CLOSE to this video was made for any eurocountry. enjoy your socialism asshole
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There is so much truth to this

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>Washington, Hamilton, Jefferson, and Chad Benjamin Franklin

>literal Chad

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The one known for being a host to every known venereal disease of his age and shitposting.

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>cntrl + f, james madison
>zero results

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To be fair you can't really have a town without a public house.

Frankilin was a textbook chad but didn't do alot
Geroge was probably the best

The Virgin Adams
The Chad Jefferson

Wasn't Georgie actually batshit insane?

Yes, but his turd was purple, the imperial colour.

Adams was an alpha though

Patrick Henry, for sure. There would be no Bill of Rights without Henry and the other Anti-Federalists giving Madison shit.

Plus, "Give me liberty, or give me death!"

>manlet being best anything

>balding, obese and ugly
>chad
Yeah no

Washington
He saved the country first from the French, then from the British, and finally from the Articles of Confederation.

Absolute chad. The guy was a true alpha male.

>Jefferson
>Chad
The man was literally autistic dude

Dude was banging french chicks well into his 80's, the man was a total player with mad game

Like an 18th century McJager.

>Germany
>includes Austria
based

Only when he got old.

You mean he was buying prostitutes

>implying there's much of a difference when it comes to the French
No, I mean he was a total player who strolled the streets of Paris in a Beaver pelt suit, dazzling Parisians as a sort of dashing, rugged, exotic frontiersman, being invited to all the best parties and building quite the reputation for himself as a poonhound

He was an ugly fat burger who blew half the national budget so whores could piss on him

>Salty eurocuck detected
Our alliance with France was the single most important deciding factor of the American revolution. The founding fathers were right to spare no expense getting them to recognize our sovereignty, and Ben Franklin was the right man for the job.

John Adams was also sent but he was a prudish working stiff who struggled to connect with French high society and was quietly shooed away because French people found his "all business, no play" attitude to be pushy and belligerent

Thas rite Jamal, we wuz alphas n shiet

Stay cucked, Mohammad bin Eurabia

t. Barkavious Jose de Goldstein

T.Eurocuck buttfrustrated that, then as now, none of the women in his country want to sleep with him

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This coming from America where black men are the synonym of masculinity

Burr in terms of how well I'd probably get along with him.
Jefferson or Hamilton in terms of overall positive contributions to the system.
Washington for the sheer improbability of the shit he pulled.

Wish there was more portraits of his younger self when he was freaking jacked from swimming

>the only thing I know about Americans comes from watching American TV

Guess how much TV from your country that I watch?

Why are there so few McDonalds in the middle of the US?

Because of pic related

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>no Luther Martin
Any other response is propaganda.

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AARON BURR DID LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG

>European dominance

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There's few of anything in the west but corn.

>0-2

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>Adams and Jefferson were bitter enemies during their presidential years and hated each other with a passion
>later ended up reconciling and becoming best friends writing to each other a lot
>both ended up dying on the same day hours apart
>Adams' last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives.", not knowing Jefferson died a few hours before him
>I almost forgot to mention they both died on the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence being signed (July 4th 1826)
Seriously what are the fucking odds? I love these two.

My favorite quote of all time too, man the Founders were fucking cool.

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They were friends before politics, as well. It was presidential politics which tore them apart, but their friendship eventually recovered

>Founders were fucking cool.
We could have ended up with some asshole like Simon Bolivar leading the country. But we had so many contrbutions from so many badasses.

Thomas Paine is my nigga.

Fucking breath taking.

What qualifies as a founding father? Pic related was a total badass, but I don't know if others would consider him a bona fide "founding father"

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>It's an Adams sits on his comically oversized chair and frets over how government officials should be addressed Senate session

John Quincy Adams is legitimately one of the most admirable political figures in American history. This short, chubby little fusspot had the right idea