necklets, when will they learn?
Necklets, when will they learn?
and chinlet
Btfo
Sick hair
> implying this guy doesn't slay mad puss.
alive and white > dead and shitskin
>((((((((seid))))))))
>white
Pick one.
Zyzz looks subhuman there lol. Also who cares about neck when you look better than some dead kurd?
jeff pls go
i know girls love this hair style, but as a guy.. that shit is mad gay.
>girls love it
>its mad gay
Isn't wearing your hair in a way that other men would approve more gay than wearing it in a way that makes intercourse with a woman more likely?
it's out of style now
Has jeff admitted that he wants to be zyzz yet?
Girls who love this desaster of a haircut dont deserve to be fucked properly.
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>5'8 vs 6'1
> implying slaying pussy is a goal and not a side effect.
POO IN LOO
>seid
>white
Kek
Is there any proof that Zyzz got jaw surgery?
>goblin
>white
pick 1
Only ausfags have this gay hairstyle. Heaumeaus.
he's too feminine to pull it off. if you're masculine enough it balances out and you can do whatever. jeff would look much better just buzzed or something.
The Virgin Jeff vs the Chad Zyzz
pretty sure he said he wasn't inspired by him.
chestbrah pls go
It’s actually
Jeff plsgo
Am I a necklet?
he had a nice jaw when he was in his teens
i know the meme chestbrah, pls go
they both have such nice hair, how do you keep your hair I don't wanna be generic bald buff guy like everyone else
Yes. You should consider lynching yourself. Your death will be instantaneous.
>dat menorah
Yes, you are a necklet
delet this
The JIDF cancer is spreading over to other board
What is JIDF?
Jaundice-Induce dental folds. Basically, he had jaundice when he was young, and that permanently affected the shape of his jaw.
dude no homo, but you have a perfect profile. jelly. you don't need to change shit. this must be bait on second thoughts...
LMAO
Not bait and I appreciate it. It's just that I showed off my max payne cosplay on /v/ during Halloween and had a bunch of anons making fun of my neck.
I had jaundice can you tell?
Yes
how? I tried looking up jaundice induce dental folds and didnt find anything or maybe im just too retarded. What is a dental fold?
10/10 twink would bend over a sink
>chinlet
>jawlet
>noselet
Also
im ded homie
did i fall for maymay
must have effected your bulbus olfactorius
This post changed my life.
s-stop it right now
oh yeah i actually do remember seeing a pretty good max payne cosplay in those threads. i wouldn't take that shit seriously, they're comparing you to a idealised video game character model so it's whatever. your neck looks normal. thick neck is a meme unless you're a serious bodybuilder/rugby player type. if you put on some mass it should thicken in proportion.
I've been 'working out' my neck for a couple of months now, don't know if there's any change.
Each day, after I brush my teeth I do this exercise I made up. I forcefully stretch my spine into a straight position for 1 minute. After this I stand in front of the mirror and turn my head left and right for about 2-4 minutes (I time it). Not sure if it works, but I do think I have some more girth to my neck.
I have something that would thicken his neck
It's thin. Deadlifts might get it thicker. They did for me. If for some reason deadlifts won't make your neck thick (although you look like dyel, so you would have to try first), there are dedicated lifts for neck, but they're complicated and risky when done incorrectly. Well, so is deadlift.