Orcs

Completely wrong.
Germans - Elves
Soviets - Orcs
British - Hobbits
Americans - Men
French - ?

no...

Germans - orcs
Italians - goblins
Soviets - the army of the dead
British - hobbits
Americans - men
French - elves
Canadians - dwarves
Poland - ents

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Angry elves actually.

My take would be
Anglos - men (with bongland as hobbits)
French - elves
Germans - orcs
Communist China and Russia - goblins
Japs - hobgoblins
Nationalist China - dwarves
Italy/finland - wicked men

>French being Elves
>Goblins not just being another term for Orcs

just what

Germany - Mordor
USSR - Isengard
UK - Gondor
USA - Rohan

>bongland always get to be the cheeky plucky hobbits
It's not fair, how can the Anglo win again?

yes. We live in the world where Sauron won

Germans are hobgoblins

Pretty close
Germans = High/Sun Elves
Soviets = Orcs
Brits = Halflings/Hobbits
Americans = Mongrelfolk w/ Goblins leaders. Goblins as in the banking and industrial WoW kind.
French = High/Sun Elves
Poland = Hobgoblins and Goblins
Japan = Moon Elves
Italy & Spain = Wood Elves

Imperial Russia is like the LotR Elves, but then they were influenced and corrupted into becoming orcs with communism.

No no no, it's

germans - orcs and uruks
french - dwarves, too proud and already btfo by the time the trilogy has begun
brits - elves, hanging back in their homelands but sending some troops to the war
soviets - gondor holding the motherfucking line
americans - rohan riding in to tip the scales

hobbits, easterlings, everyone else - everyone else

actually i guess that makes japan the uruks, attacking americans on their home turf and giving them cause to enter the war.

Everyone of those is beyond fucked. America being Rohan I could see but none of the others make sense at al.

what's your analysis? wondering if you can actually back it up or you're just here to push the "germans WEREN'T the conquering aggressors in this war" meme

Hey, fuck you! America is no fucking Elf Faggy Land.

You were the one making the claim. You're the one that needs to back it up. Soviets were aggressors as soon as they were born with the westward push and the invasions of the Baltics and Poland, so yeah, it was like modest Russia suddenly became a warmongering state that didn't even care about feeding it's people,held mass purges, etc.

Quality thread, very ontopic

Elves are actually advanced. Krauts were behind Soviets in technology.

>gondor gets absolutely ravaged and fights a brutal war while falling back
>eventually gets its shit together and makes a big stand at its great city
>pushes back at the same time as rohan and takes the war to hitler at the black gate

they're gondor as fuck user. still waiting on your analysis

Welsh: Hobbits
England and Western Europe (spain and portugal inc): Men
Scandinavia: Elves
Isengard: Switzerland
Russia, Central Asia: Mordor
Balkans, Eastern Europe: Dark men

Definitive

>Elves are actually advanced. Krauts were behind Soviets in technology.
lmfao this is uber bait
?
>Soviets were aggressors as soon as they were born with the westward push and the invasions of the Baltics and Poland, so yeah, it was like modest Russia suddenly became a warmongering state that didn't even care about feeding it's people,held mass purges, etc.

>Brits = Hobbits
>Anglos are actually peaceful, non-violent folksy fellows who mind their own business, don't care about the outside world and rarely even leave the Shire
Was this deliberate sarcasm on Tolkien's part or does the Anglo lack self-awareness this much?

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PROVE ME WRONG

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>Using French propaganda to prove a point

That's Italian you retarded Anglo.
>literally denying that the Anglos had an empire

Tolkien was south African not British
Lmao how will bongs cope?

An empire won and kept by a few plucky adventurers (I.e hobbits) while the rest of us just stayed home all cosy like, until sharky came and (industrial revolution)

>lmao Elon Musk is south African not American

>Anglos didn't have an empire before the industrial revolution

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I honestly never viewed him as American.

Although this point doesn't stand as Elon's ancestors were probably dutch

They weren't. His mother was Anglo Canadian with German-American ancestry and his father was an Anglo South African. He pretty much doesn't have a drop of Dutch blood.

Literally the work of 2 or 3 people and the local population (Bilbo and his dwarves, Th four hobbits and all the good of middle earth)

BRITISH SUPERIORITY STRIKES AGAIN

Anglos are Men
English and Dutch are Rohan, Northmen.
Americans are Dunedain or West men, only American Anglos who still retain their English Identity.
Welsh and Gaels are Druedan.
Turks, Medes, Berbers are Haradrim and Easterlings.

>Slavs and Celts are orcs
>Germans are Uruks
>Meds are gobbos

Elves are angels

>Germans

>tall, white and blonde/fair

>super into traditions and purity

>not elves

Lol

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>elves
Elves are too civilized to be Germans. Germans were like Uruk-hai.

How were Germs not civilised. Compared to Commushits?

They weren't civilized compared to the British and French. And in terms of brutality they were even worse than Soviets. It was pure barbarism, but more cold and calculated than Soviet barbarism.

I want leftypol to leave

>blonde
>posts a dark haired man

I can't it's literally the most accurate thing ever posted

Germans are the fighting Uruk Hai.

Equal to men in physical ability not so great at thinking things through.

And I want /pol/ to leave.

Yeah that is mordor alright

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Tolkien had German ancestors btw

Can you point out some of that barbarism should be quite easy right?

Certainly looks like Mordor from the air

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>implying ameriorcs arent the orcs

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Americans are 1000% goblins

Rural English are definitely like that.
I think hobbits, Gondor, and Rohan are just different sides of British culture.
I'm unconvinced he even represented any foreign cultures. Orcs didn't have any culture.

This, also Gondorian names sound slavic af.

THE ORKS INSISTED ON DYING

I hate orcs... My grandfather hated them too... Even before they put out his eyes...

"We were all Orcs in the Great War."

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didn't even think about this, mind even more blown.

>Maori "states"
Don't make me laugh.