>CRASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS
CRASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS
just wait okay, they have to run out of arrows eventually, right?
>right?
>tfw money can't buy victories
At what moment do you think they realized that they were all going to die?
>boys, were going to Parthia
Don't worry about Crassus; he's as good as gold
>I'm putting together a team
When the Parthians ripped off their dirty rags to reveal glittering armour underneath.
was that really a thing?
>im in uncle
Take your shitty hairline and fuck off
>Hey guys I told the Armenian king no
POMPEY SMASH
CRASSUS YOU MEMELOVING FUCK
it's one of those pure nightmare battles
The first time an arrow went right through their shield like it was made of papier-mache.
>tfw my penis recoiled reading that
"I'll lend my bow, m'lord."
And my tax
nice
Surena had his knights cover themselves and their horses in blankets and rags before the battle yeah.
How did Publius commit suicide?
Did he stab himself or something?
He couldn't, because his hand had an arrow through it, so he had his lieutenant slit his throat.
kek
That’s fuckin badass
>Well guys, what happened was Crassus took a vote and he took our 'offer' to finally retreat and wouldn't you know it? he took responsibility and 'offered' to go talk to the Parthians in person, and when he got into a horse his 'bodyguard' thought they were 'under attack' and wouldn't you know it? Crassus ended up dead. Well, I heroically returned the army back to Rome, all 10,000 of us. Boy, we sure are bummed about that whole molten gold in the mouth thing, really inappropriate.
>any way, who wants to kill this Caesar guy?
Damn
Must have been funny witnessing Crassus having gold poured down his throat.
this basically
What a retarded fucking move
Who inherited his wealth and what did they do with it