>we will never again have military uniforms as aesthetically pleasing as Napoleonic France's
it's unfair
We will never again have military uniforms as aesthetically pleasing as Napoleonic France's
Ian Evans
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Cameron Powell
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Camden Morgan
Although it was supposed to be the lower troops hat, I think shakos looks more impressive than these retarded bearskins
Camden Adams
>You will never be able to die by the hands of these posh Prussian gentlemen
Lucas Roberts
Jayden Ross
>dressing little girl cartoons in military uniforms
Cringe
Angel Watson
>war will never be this flamboyant again
Ian Campbell
At least Italian military police still know how to keep the A E S T H E T I C to this day
Christian Watson
seriously. It's like these Asperger babies can't experience the genuine sense of awe and emotion that studying history provokes in men, so they sexualize it in order to provoke a base carnal urge as a substitute
Fucking beautiful. Police uniforms are where all the real aesthetic uniforms went
Aaron Evans
reminds me of this
Parker Reyes
prefer the all blue poilu uniforms to the early red pants
Nathan Watson
>genuine sense of awe and emotion
Look dude, it's okay to be gay now, no need for the closet.
Dylan Brooks
Plebe. Women in men's uniforms were entertaining even back then.
Noah Turner
>Women in men's uniforms were entertaining even back then.
you don't say...
Ethan Adams
Whose fucking retarded idea was it to have everyone marching through bogs and streets filled with peasant shit in white pants?
Parker Kelly
You mean those bandits who ran around pillaging shit and bringing them back to France?
Wyatt King
>only gay men are allowed to feel emotions
I honestly feel bad for you, son, if you're so emotionally stunted that you've never found a good reason to be that moved. You really should turn off the video games and live a little
Jose Jenkins
>anime
Get this brainlet shit outta here
Carter Gray
Nathaniel Gomez
>tmw you realize that you'll never lay in bed with Viktoria
Juan Brown
ugh, imagine having to wear all the shit in combat?
Austin Miller
She was still alive in 1980. There might be a few of the oldest oldfags on Veeky Forums who could have had a go at her if they were into senior citizens.
Adam Lewis
>you will never marry into royalty
a bad feel, for sure
Benjamin Fisher
>why did they stand in lines!?!
>why did they also wear those bright uniforms, they so easy to spot
>This is how America won the revolutionary war, stupid brits
>Also Im a history buff
I cant sometimes
Brayden Morris
>wall of gunfire
>guns wernt as accurate back then
>because the US had strong allies
Alexander Roberts
No fucking thank you. I went to a military college where we wore the traditional wool blouse with the webbing, it wasn't nearly as ornate as that and I can tell you that it's the most uncomfortable shit you'd ever wear: too fucking hot in the summer, not nearly warm enough in the winter, it's wool so its heavy, scratchy, stiff, and God help you if it gets wet.
The aesthetic appeal makes it fine for drill and ceremony but for anything else I'll take modern fabrics any day of the week
Leo Stewart
When will bicornes and the like come back into military fashion? Berets/caps/etc are too boring.
Aaron Carter
Projection : the post.
No need to be ashamed mate. It's 21st century, come outa your closet
Lincoln Rodriguez
Bright uniforms were mainly to make deserters easy to spot.
Ian Turner
It will when we start wearing spacesuits and have wars on Mars.
Eli Myers
>He fell for propaganda
You didn't deserverved to be libéré.
Gavin Walker
>they sexualize it in order to provoke a base carnal urge as a substitute
I just like to be dominated and stronger girls in general tbqh, there is nothing wrong in combining your hobbies with your sex life
>tfw i can't afford 18th line half-brigade uniform for my gf because eastern europe wages are 3rd world tier
>just end it famalam
Joseph Campbell
>Shako hats
FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK OOOOOFFFFFFF
John Taylor
Most aesthetic is mid 18th century, when tricorns were big and people wore breeches
Ayden Barnes
sarabande starts playing
Mason Brooks
>we will never again have military uniforms as aesthetically pleasing as Napoleonic France's
*fashionably blocks your path*
Aiden Flores
Not him, but these guys look like they're straight out of some gay porn or village people music video, so there's that.
Adrian Brown
>tattoos
Jaxon Kelly
Shut the fuck up faggot
Brandon Ortiz
Gay as all fuck
Zachary Ross
Just like the ancient spartans
Julian Reyes
Whatever you tell yourself, fruit
Alexander Hughes
Well this is from a movie anyway but the British ww2 battle dress can be Veeky Forums too
Cooper Garcia
>boots
reee
James Reed
Look at this chad
Jace Anderson
Function first, aesthetics second.
Thomas Adams
Is that the Spanish foreign legion?
Lucas Campbell
That's like... a whole army of mummies. Heaven
Henry Rivera
The spanish legion,yup
Eli Mitchell
One eye on the enemy, the other on your comrade's ass
John Anderson
XDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter Collins
I'm sorry I insulted your butt buddies, Juan, but that's just the way it is
Jeremiah Kelly
IM SO OFFENDED RN MAN
Jace Kelly
Mad af
Josiah Cox
Carson Hughes
Can't they get headstraps that fit?
Liam Carter
that's a bearskin
Mason Thompson
It only looks good when it fits well. Most of the time when you see it in pictures it's way too big and baggy.
Aiden Evans
>It only looks good when it fits well
That goes for almost all military dress. Most WW2 uniforms were pretty cool, but a lot of the commanders were either ugly, pudgy, manlets or all three at once, making the uniform look deformed and comical
Sebastian Evans
>east european
Pole?
Caleb Lopez
Brayden Ross
Russian
Chase Nelson
>tfw no reformist Russia with serfdom Abolished as a French ally
Liam Walker
>Gay men sexualize aesthetic uniforms and that's what makes them bad
>If you're a construction worker, country-boy, biker, police officer, soldier, or in touch with your native American roots, that makes you gay
You wouldn't say that to a statie's face. Those guys have a notorious reputation for being pitiless hard asses
Evan Miller
BLEE!
Jason Torres
Why is the strap at their mouth? Doesnt that get annoying?
Its making my autism uncomfortable
Tyler Anderson
Maria is better
Austin Taylor
Oliver Cox
I'm a construction worker and I think the sexualized construction worker uniform deal is so goddamn lame. Even when women do it. If you're gonna sexualize something about it sexualize the hard work/ability to solve problems in the real world with your hands, not the hard hat and the reflective vest lolol.
Andrew Bell
I think the tradition was that in combat you wanted that leather strap to be really tight around your chin so that you didn't accidentally lose your shako in the middle of combat, but when you were just marching you wanted the strap off so that officers could shout orders more clearly and because its simply more comfortable. I may be mistaken but I'm trying to recall as best I can. It's actually more comfortable to wear the strap the way that those cadets are wearing it than to tuck it under your chin, which was never called for during any drill/ceremony.
But when it came to the comfiest uniform nothing beat the Dress Whites, that shit was like wearing pajamas but they were hands down the biggest pain in the ass to keep clean.
Isaac Murphy
They sure do look spiffy, how often/for what do police wear dress uniforms though?
Ryder Ross
I agree with everything you said, but don't you agree that it would be pretty fucking stupid if someone accused you of being homosexual because your outfit kind of resembles the village people or something that they saw in a gay porn once?
Juan Collins
Another question, why do dress uniforms require people to wear their hat/helmet strap on their chin like this?
Jaxon Flores
>Pretty fucking stupid
Yes I would agree
On Veeky Forums though that's just par for the course.
Chase Lee
nvm, I didn't read to the bottom, thank you good sir
Joshua James
what's the point of these chinstraps? It looks horrible?
Dylan Jackson
So your hat doesn't fall off user... What the fuck do you think they're for?
Kevin Mitchell
they are in front of, rather than under thr chin though and thus fail to serve their purpose
Eli Peterson
Those particular uniforms are their winter dress uniform, so it's a seasonal thing.
Their winter dress overcoats are fucking A E S T H E T I C
Chase Hernandez
I'm feeling alive
Colton Taylor
GOTHS SHITS ON THE KAISER
Kayden Gray
That keeps your hat from blowing backwards when you run user how fucking stupid can you be?
Samuel Morales
Post mid-17th century military history sucks, visually. When the colour of the uniform is the most interesting and most differing part, you know it sucks. Uniforms ruined warfare.
Asher Ward
Talking about uniforms, anyone knows the name of the uniform that use Sergeant Deux Deux? I only know that is a french police uniform, but I still wihtou be able to find him on google images.
Jack Howard
Second.
Ian Thompson
It's the old French Gendarme uniform.
Asher Roberts
Sense of fit was weird during the 1930s and 1940s, even a little before and after that period. It was as though baggy and boxy were in fashion. I like the basic idea of those era's clothes and uniforms, but the fit could be quite weird. Extremely high and wide-legged trousers, boxy jackets and coats, and so on, although the hats and ties were cool for civilian wear, and the uniforms also looked cool when on more slim people (not "slim like Göring!").
Samuel Howard
That’s not Parthian cataphracts.
Jayden Peterson
>heatstroke.jpg
Joseph Watson
Military fashion reached its height circa 1870-1910, before machine guns and all that crap rendered it dull.
Jacob Parker
user, contrary to what you might think, it's actually okay to be a faggot. You don't have to deny yourself like that. Some people on here might make fun of you for that, but we don't actually mean it
Colton Flores
WOMEN FIGHTS WITH SWORDS, MEN FIGHTS WITH CANONS !!!
Easton Robinson
Gay