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Gym piano is out of tune
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>forgot to feed the gym chickens again
>tfw didn't perform preworkout aztec bloodletting ritual
>Forgot to reserve the squat rack
>gym piano is dead ;_;
>only one in the whole gym to forget to wear my toga on toga tuesdays.
>gym thot won't smile at you anymore after coming last in gym penis inspection
>forgot that it was pants-off-friday last week
>everyone was giving me weird looks for wearing shorts
> gym night challenged me to a duel
What do I do guys?
assassinate
>missed gym clown AGAIN
>everybody had balloons except me
You have a piano... in the gym??
its so you can tone
>slay gain goblin
>drops a legendary piece of gym gear
>its for a cardio build
Explain to him that duels are a form of cardio
>manlets and beardlets signed non-aggression treaty
What are they planning Veeky Forums?
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>Manlet pit filled up with powder again
>Have to dig it out so they don't get enough of a boost to escape
>They keep biting my toes as I shovel
>Have to keep throwing them onions to distract them
>gym's piano man passed away
>gym bouncy castle has a punchture
Gym crocodile has been hiding in the water fountain for a week now
Gym aussie is refusing to move it after the gym jellyfish stung him full of test in the showers
>I was just trying to make it bigger! It worked for me!
every time
>manlet pit was hacked and now there are manlets on the gym oat farm
>gym creatine lab leaked some powerful chemicals yesterday
>bench and power rack are on quarantine for unknown time
...
Gym orchestra is on strike.
>local guy who used to push gear is now a farmer and pushing organic onions
>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna
>gym lord invoked right of primae noctis
my sides
>tfw no gf for the lord to take
>gym composer was replaced by Danny Elfman
>tfw wasn't talking about my gf either
>gym nerds didn't reshelf gym library books
>the gym jazz band stopped playing
>manlets have awoken the gym's legendary super roider
>gym piana is out of tune
>forced to fight Chad Powerbeef in the gym pits
>was sick last tuesday
>missed gym scholastic book sale
top jej
>go in next day
>only books left are by Rippetoe
>gym maid is on her period
Every
Fucking
Time
>Dick put on jass on the gym radio again
>Gym necromancer refused to reanimate my spotter
>spotter lost its spots in wash
kek
>forgot to clean communal squat plug after using it
>someone wiped all your good boy points off the board
>now only get one onion for supper
>Gym grandpa died
>Put on my black clothes and had to lift in complete silence
>gym grandpa starts to haunt the gym
Goddamnit, I love /tv/
>gym priests destroyed the gym pentagram and manlet sacrifice altar
I'm never going to make it now
>leg press stops dispensing tickets
I almost had enough to win my shoes back.....
Duude. Lifting rpg. Training for competitions and shit. Every lift is a mini game. Other half of the game is a dating sim.
>grind legs to level 99 by squating yew logs
>bicep stat decayed by half
FUCK
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>gym lovecraftian horror escaped the pits
consider it a blessing you missed him, user
the.... horror
Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>smartphone keeps hogging the bench
The fuck is its problem.
>forgot my water bottle
>the gym olive garden has dried up
...
You guys go to some pretty strange gyms o_O
>my turn to water the gym garden
>notice the onion corp has caught a blight
>mfw there will be no hope of the gym surviving winter now
do u work out at my gym, we seriously have chickens that walk around outside the gym
>tfw ran out of cells in my gym's manlet dungeon
>forgot to pay the gym thief taxes
>forgot to bring my swim suit for the manlet pit
>tfw you miss the gym meeting and get no say in the up coming gym quest
>the gym doesn't hand out onions for my workout
>have to bring some from home
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>tfw not invited to the gym discord server
I chuckled
>The crazy roid guy starts picking fights with the high school kids outside the gym
>gym grandpa stuck in the squat machine again
>Missed the monthly gym choir practice
>Everyone knows
>Gym priests giving me bad looks
>Go to gymfessional
>Confess my sins
>Papa forgives but doesn't bless me with gains
Veeky Forums is the best board
kek
underrated but fuck you
>persona but with the gym instead of the dungeon
>max level lifter brings his owl familiar with him to the gym.
>it steals protein bars and shakes from all gym goers and brings it back to him.
The rich get richer.
>gym tram went past the weight room stop
>just spent 40 mins at cardio depot
>when it finally comes back around it's full
Mexico sounds fucking lit
>mandatory soy day at planet fitness
>try to sneak onions in through anus
>forget to tip receptionist
>im sorry sir but i didnt see you eat any of our soy-based products, we'll need a blood sample to see your testosterone levels arent too high
>when i fall down in tears my squat plug drops out and the onions follow suit