This happens every year

>This happens every year
>"New year resolutions"
>How do we prepare for this time around boys

Ignore them because they won't be using freeweights anyway

The gym only should be allowed for superior Bavarian males. It is the duty of everyone not gifted with those superior genes to worship and serve the Bavarian man.

>tfw your gym doesn't have that many resolutioners to begin with
I see a few new faces but by the third week of January it's all regulars

I'll take my onion juice to the gym and show these soyboys what an alpha male smells like

Just carry on. They'll be gone by February.

Most of you don't look like you lift so you'll fit right in.

C...cmon man

I'm new to the gym so you guys just be nice to little old me

I go to a powerlifting gym so we should be fine. I'll pray for the rest of my comercial gym bros though.