Men should get their hair cut once every 3 weeks, if you get it cut once a week your barber is ripping you off or you're gay maybe
Anthony Perry
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Landon Lee
>not brushing your teeth literal seconds after every single meal
Back to the Fuglyzone.
Also enjoy your xenoestrogens with all these products you're using feminine faggot.
Ryder Flores
niggas yous a bitch
Julian Phillips
Um, they're okay.
Isaac Mitchell
I let my hair grow long then cut it very short. Fuck paying £10 every week or month.
Mason Bennett
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Leo Lee
>showering and cleansing twice a day nigga you just killed your skin
Chase White
>Monthly >>facial what?
Dominic Reed
>daily sunscreen enjoy your cancer
William Wilson
Their new album was a little bit... too New Wave for my taste.
Jason Powell
>cleanse >moisturize Why? >sunscreen you live somewhere the sun is shining all day? >weekly haircut lmao, wasted money and extremely vain >manicure gay as fuck >bi weekly eyelash tinting eyelash extension eyebrow tinting Are you a woman? >facial Explain. >body scrub >microdermabrasion ??? >massage This might actually be a nice activity to lower stress >stem cell treatment What does it do?
Sounds like you're a vain metrosexual. These things do not make you better, you are trying to trick others into thinking you look better, which is a woman's tactic. You're the ultimate beta.
You shouldn't give a shit. Workout, get stronger, get healthier, do cardio and/or sports. Work on and get achievements in other areas of life that are not Veeky Forums-related. Do not do what OP does, he is like a woman who sits around and does nothing of importance all day, be like a man who goes out there and builds civilization.
Alexander Sullivan
>Weekly haircut
How pointless. Do you have a cute hairdresser you can't bring yourself to ask out? That's just excessive.
Dylan Wood
>>teeth whitening this actually arms your teeth, you shouldn't do it.
Dylan Diaz
This is actually a myth. There's not enough of the toxic stuff in sunscreen to actually do anything to you. Protection from skin cancer is betta.
Jack Russell
>you live somewhere the sun is shining all day? That is literally everywhere
Cooper Gonzalez
>Flossing twice daily
Do not do this
Ayden Evans
>Quarterly >>stem cell treatment
Levi Wright
Funny how everyone assumes OP is a man.
Wyatt Butler
There are no females on Veeky Forums. Just loads and loads of faggots and racists.
Kevin Collins
>im a real man. if you do anything to better your appearance you a faggot.
>m the sole authority on what it takes to be a man.
Samuel Wilson
fuck off cracker
Daniel Campbell
This, true patrician
Jordan Wright
Nigga I'm blacker than the Ace of Spades. I'm so fucking Black, I dont only not know my dad, I don't even have a dad, my mum was a virgin before she started sucking cock for purple drink
Owen Gonzalez
i dont get what a "cleanse" is. Can someone explain?
Zachary Rodriguez
what if they're really yellow? I'm not talking about routinely like op the fag but once it gets really ugly
>disgusting nigger picture Imagine how bad she(he?) smells.
Jeremiah Green
>weekly haircut waste of fucking money. Get a good haircut once every few months.
Eli Clark
Uhh, Huey is too black sounding for me.
Adrian Jenkins
>Sounds like you're a vain metrosexual. Veeky Forums
Logan King
>Monthly >facial Is it always the same guy at the gym who gives you this, or do they rotate?
Charles Brooks
pic is you I presume.
Josiah Anderson
you're metablack
Isaiah Wilson
This made me chuckle and OP probably would say it doesn't matter, as long as you get it.
Ryan Mitchell
I want to smell her feet
Brandon Johnson
how often u get ur prostate checked?
Adrian Watson
WHO'S THIS SEMEN DEMON?
Robert Bennett
How to be an Effeminated Hipster: The Official Guide
You sound like a DYEL soyboy.
Christopher Sullivan
Daily >brush teeth x2 >shower x1
Every other day >shampoo + conditioner >shave
Bi Weekly >unibrow and nosehairs
Tri Monthly >haircut
That's it.
Nathaniel Robinson
The real list
Daily >brushx2 >floss >mouthwash >foot powder your feet because youre a man who works outside for a living
Weekly >file your calluses >shave if you cant grow a beard
Bi weekly >gather firewood
Monthly >who even thinks this far into the future
Tri Monthly >haircut I guess
Quarterly >lol
Cameron Foster
Sorry, it's supposed to be daily.
Aaron Foster
I thought that one was a trap personally
Jaxson Lee
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Caleb Barnes
>only eat raw meat, raw eggs, raw butter, raw cheese, and raw milk >skin is always hydrated and looking beautiful, hair is thick and shiny, breath never smells bad and cavities grow back, beard is looking great too; scars, cuts, or any type of scratch gets repaired instantly by cells
Mmhm, I wonder again why the sugar/grain and makeup/shampoo/beuty/etc industries all fund studies that supposedly claim the vegan lifestyle is healthier for us? Really makes me think.
Anthony Morales
fuck that i hate going for haircuts every week. one good one every other week but fuck that.
Justin Rogers
I heard that it's bad to brush your teeth after eating because you teeth are softer or something like that
Eli Kelly
you forgot raw dick
Ian Davis
Shower/brush my teeth once per day Get a haircut every month Clip my fingernails every Sunday
Thomas Perry
dick? as in rod? ick!
Henry Sullivan
SAUCE
Owen Parker
could anyone whos not very gullible, as a person, tell me if any ruitines that are worth doing, and you saw a clear difference from doing it?
Hunter Brooks
yes but teeth also get confused if you brush them right after eating gotta confuse the teeth
Henry Adams
Wtf I go like once in 3-4 months
Ryder Perry
>Tri monthly >Quarterly
Did you forget to workout your brain muscles lil' lemon baby?
Jackson Flores
>t. Soyboy
Juan Hughes
Those are the people wondering why they have low test lmao
Tyler Wood
Yeah, floss and brush your chompers (ideally 2x day, away from meals, mouthwash after meals), use sunscreen when the sun's out, shaving will act like a facial scrub just make sure you'll use a good aftershave cream (I'd go for something with hyaluronic acid, it's a cicatrizing agent), cut your hair and nails every once in a while... and that's it.
Juan Foster
Also cut your dick off once every 3-5 years or so and let a fresh one grow out. Don't forget to brush the crusty buildup out of the hole regularly as the new one sprouts.
Elijah Johnson
>Bi Weekly Brainlet. It's either fortnightly or bi-monthly.
Blake James
same, but I'm a virgin so...
Jayden Johnson
Who's the chick. Also lot of that is excessive. I cut my hair every 2-3 weeks.