Veeky Forums ideal thread

Just wasted a lot of time making one of these again, so ideal thread. Don't rate, don't get rated.

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7.5/10. Good physiques, great girls, decent clothes. Not loving the hair but I'm sure you can pull it off if you're handsome.

>Just wasted a lot of time making one of these again
Yes, I know the feeling. It's also kinda fun, though. I treat these threads, and other chart threads on Veeky Forums, as a creative outlet.

Does anyone have the template with mind/skills?

Why do you want to look like a strong homeless person?
>Sauce on chicks

> creative outlet

Same, but It's irritating not finding anything that is as precise as you want. The clothes is just kinda similar to what I wear but for the live of me I can't find any place or show that has a similar style.

Also, 6/10. Good physique, standard, hair, standard clothes, okay girl. Kinda messy presentation so don't know what to make of it, but it's distinct enough to be above average.

7/10 looking good buddeh
what am I looking at here/10

7/10. Like the strongman physique, love the girl. Not a fan of the super casual clothes but to each his own.

>what am I looking at here
Top row: Ideal physique, hair, and mind
Bottom row: Ideal clothes, girl, and skills

Good body, weird/trash hair, good style, mixed bag on the females

Assuming it is a strongman body you're going for.

Hair is coping, but you need to put more color on it if you want to pull bald off. Only guys who can be both pale and bald are extraordinary marble people.

Style is as bland as they come.

Girl seems excellent, 5/10 without her, 7/10 with her.

When you use that background you kinda confuse things since it sets a tone for everything. If you want to play with backgrounds, use one for each distinct slot that emphasizes its meaning.

Thick girls are fucking excellent, give me some faith in a benevolent god. Good clothes. Trenchcoats kind of lame. Long hair/ highly stylized hair/ beard kind of played out in my opinion.
Fuck yeah
California: the guy
I dig it.
Sorry you're bald. I dig a girl who can drink too.
Style is pretty bad, I would not dress like that. Maybe you're a drug dealer though and it's appropriate. Great taste in women.

These threads.

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>Doesn't rate anybody
>Worst in the thread

You didn't want to get rated did you bud

That kind of hair doesn't need to be styled, my hair is so thick and produces so much oil I can basically just drag my fingers through it once and it will stay all wild and wiry.

What's the point of this thread? Is it like vision boards?

what

Who's the bottom left ginger woman?

Is that Penny Pax?

Lauren Philips, porn star.

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not sure if trolling or legit autistic

Fucking nobody ever rates others. It's such a narcissistic activity but that only works if we agree to mutually feed each other's autism, subtly putting each other down to feel better about ourselves while secretly hoping that our little grid causes joy and orgasm and (you)s on (you)s from other anons.

Just a shit show in this bih.

I must say, I am not a fan of your shoes.

I like this all except for the body honestly, but I'm not usually into the wide waist look. 8.5/10
you look like a douche but I respect it.
since I will be bald by thirty I also respect these goals.
your top two squares are great and then you lost me in the bottom ones.
9/10, there's no such thing as a stay-at-home mom type in 2017.
heh.
this looks atrocious but the goals are solid, 7/10.

There are tons of stay at home mom types, you just don't meet them at bars or on tinder.

7/10 Good Choice in girls, sorry your bald
Wow good goals I hope your really close to reaching them, God like hair

Was going to use the same exact picture for body. Girl is perfect and style is my type. Hair is a bit iffy but good on you for being my twin.

7/10, Hair is garbo, rest is great. Just skip the scarf in the jeans.
9/10, anyone who puts chess, skateboarding and MMA in the same picture gets it.
Brit/10
5/10 Girls are pretty fugly
8/10 Body is perfect, Hair is cliche, who wants a dominant wife?
7/10 God that girl is cute
8/10, Hair is awful, respect the rest

I'm a pretty anxious guy in my day to day life, got this massive femdom fetish which is cathartic. That's why I want a dominant wife. Plus I get a massive dopamine rush from consensual pain.

Cliche hair is good people trust cliche decisions about appearance. I want people to feel at ease around me.

Your hair and style both wouldn't fly for me and my life but I can see how it works for a certain type of dude. Ray lewis will always be a goal.

Overall good work.

9.9/10 great goal body and women but pick different shoes

Jesus Christ dude are you me? Top tier ideals m8

Unfortunately I am sticking with these shoes, I've never found a better pair.

I feel you. Since these are subjective by their nature, I just kinda went with how I felt, but obv if you're into that more power to you. :)

Fair point about the hair.

Yeah, I'll admit the full-sleeve tattoo-thing always dances on the edgy och cheesy and stupid, but I like to think I have the personality to match.

Ray lewis is the bodygoal, but please don't let me end up like him personality wise. :P

Looking good man excellent taste in women.

whos that redhead

Lauren philips, porn star.

Good shit.

9/10 , Great taste

its cool, its a reaaaaaaal thin line between looking cool and looking like hobo though

A+ for presentation and mr basic economics. just missing a yacht

only okay if you go with the mustache

agree with the other dude,top is great bottom is whatsevengoingon

shame about going thicc mode and then hding behind sweaters, eva green is waifu though.

am i getting memed here

>liking adi gillespie for his hair and not his body
A+ presentation

impressive if you make it.

really not my thing

lots of people going for bearmode itt. better have the jawline to go with that hair

you da real mvp

coalburner

absolutely BASED taste in girls

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>Not into those girls but the rest is good, especially the style square
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>good choices, great girl
You will be the "hot dad" that all your daughters friends flirt with, then fuck once they're college age. Nice.
Also very cool.

10/10 body and grills,7/10 hair and style takes a - for that thing at the top.

girl is ugly as fuck

Eva is worth ten of you. One hundred of you.

whos eva i was talking about the marlel whore

No fucking taste, no fucking respect.

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That's Krysten Ritter my dude

t.retard

Awesome taste in everything my dude 9,5/10.

Pretty cool but a little bit generic 7,5/10.

Great choices 8/10.

Viking/10 good shit.

Not really a fan of the style and girls 5/10.

Manly/10 it's generic but in a good way, also excellent girl choice.

who is the girl user she is so cute

style7/10
body 8/10
hair 5/10
girls : meh

hahahahaha Per Morberg

rate me homies

Rate if you want to get rated faggot
Also bait

Is me
9/10. Good everything.
Autism: the chart
Not sure if trolling.
8/10. Hipster god mode.
6/10. Nice chicks. Not a fan of the style but to each his own.
9/10. Cool hair. Nice girls.
8.5/10. I'm not into the strongman physique but I respect what you're going for here with the Nordic aesthetic.
8/10. Nice clothes.
7/10. Hate the hair, love the rest of it.
7/10. Very interesting style quadrant.
Well meme'd/10
6/10. I kinda like the style but it doesn't match the physique.
5/10. You get points for the juiced up Badr Hari physique and lose them for style.

physique width like in pic is 99% genetics though, you can be jacked and still have a small frame

8/10 made for bbw and g4p
low iq/10
9/10, 10/10 for bottom right though

yes

Rate me please guys.

You have to rate to be rated my dude

Hair is me, girl is my wife.
>tfw my Wife is half German half Chinese

nice bait you stupid jew nigger

chelsea boots are for people who think they are fashionable

You're fucking up by replying doe'

Whose the singer? I fucking love that style

Also 11/10 everything except the girl man

fuck off pedo.

My favorite shoes but I don’t wear them if I’m not running...

>picking visas

objectively shittiest character development
handmaiden > visas any day, fight me

I WILL END YOU HEATHEN

>Not roleplaying as a sith lord and banging visas on the ebon hawk

nigger/10

Upgraded version.

7,5/10. Body is a nice, especially if you're going for more cardio activities. Hair is alright. Style is kinda meh, jeans and white t-shirt is literally the white rice of the clothing world Girl seems okay but it's a hit and miss with that kind. Solid but nondescript.

8/10. Body is an Olympian achievement, good luck. Hair is functional. Style is nice and will accent the body. Girl is juicy. Only thing keeping it from a 10 is that that hairstyle might look like too little with that body.

5/10. Nice body as long as don't pack on too much fat. Hair is okay, but I hate the fade haircut to biased on that. Style is trash. Girl is a mixed bag, not really ideal long term. If you want a life of a succession of sluts, you're on point. Otherwise you have a mountain to climb.

6/10. Body is achievable if you make it your focus in life. Hair is bland and only really fitting for the stark germanic features, if you got that it can work. Style is functional. Girl is terrific. Hope you have a great time in Iceland, don't disturb the elf stones.

8/10. Top notch body, alright hair, good style and thick girl. There's a real danger with those girls though, and unless you got a feeding fetish you will have to deal with a balancing act there in order to deal with all the neurosis that will inevitably come up.

7/10. Good body, stylized but nice hair. Fitting style and good choice in girl if you can handle it.

7,5/10. Admirable body, but will require a lot of maintenance. Hair is meh, unless you're Greek, in which case you can do better. Style is a bit of a mess, mixing punk with suits is like oil and water. Might work. Girls are excellent. Petite, pale and impressionable.

6/10. Cohesive but somewhat uninspired. Can't feel it.

Body is firm, hair suits it. Style is meh, girl is housewife that will cheat on you compulsively.

Rate to get rated faggot.

>Hair is meh, unless you're Greek, in which case you can do better.
Ι am actually, how can I do better ? I've tried long and it doesn't look good.

For handmaiden to have any character development she'd first have to have a personality to begin with. Visas wins, and Handmaiden is shamed for being boring and a titlet that stuffs her bra.

Greeks have always had the fuzzy mop hair weathered by sun and salt sprayed from the sea, it's a part of your cultural archetype. Just look at the old statues, urns and murals and take inspiration.

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How to get into kinky shit like this

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If you want feedback then give it.

>visas
shit taste

What does the word visa refer to in this context? An article of clothing?

no u

for the last fucking time: women with abs and any kind of visible musculature besides decent toning are disgusting and you are closet homos for thinking otherwise

I am just a depraved human bean that enjoys disciplining petite girls who misbehave for attention

Helpless women are boring, competency is the ultimate attractive trait. I've had mostly small, frail waifish types, and the pale and petite thing is very cute in the beginning, it's not something to look for in a long term partner. I prefer someone that isn't useless and needs a daddy to take care of her. Tomboys with tits are the gods gift to mankind.

Yeah idk if I’d treat my fiance that way. Seems like it’s opening up a Pandora’s box ya know

>tfw gf thinks spanking is hot
>tfw have to beat her till her ass is red like a rose

Release me from this torment

This is pretty entry-level stuff, I'd say about 80% of girls love choking, spanking, and light sub/dom roleplay.

BDSM is weird as a Veeky Forumsbrah guys, truly the last sexual frontier for healthy people. Most people in my local scene are fat and emotionally weak as fuck. There's no normal dudes or cute chicks besides me and gf.

mirin op 8/10
simple/tasteful but the second body isnt great
I like the style here but I feel like a guy couldn't pull it off if he was as big as your goal body

Yeah this is true. I haven’t been with a girl who doesn’t like this.

I don’t want to get into anything that could awaken some weird sex kink that could jeopardize our relationship. But, I am thinking of getting her some sort of role play costume to make her wear around her house.

Man if she's the one I recommend getting it all out there ASAP.
I'm with the girl I'd like to be with forever, we've dated for a long ass time, and I'm finally opening up about my sado/maso shit and she's taking to it really well. Very fun, and kind of brings you closer. Hard to explain the joy of exploring a kink with someone you love.

Fuck that cuck poly shit tho lol totally defeats the purpose of sex which to me is intimacy and fun.

I guess so. That’s what I’m talking about whenever I says stuff that could jeopardize a relationship. Like I’m not interested in dildos and stuff bc I don’t want anything other than myself penetrating her

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Patrician taste in women OP.

lol that template
nice girl
good body and AT&T girl is good choice
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like the body. everything else is alright
thicc
cringe
I like the jacket
lol at bottom squares
bottom haircut is the best style for that hair texture
lol
nice goal body on the left. sauce on that?

yo is that salvador cerinza???lmao el cuerpo de deseo up in this bitch