Oneitis sends you purple hearts

what's a purple heart mean?

It's not a red heart so it means nothing

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youtu.be/WNW1xRqbt94?t=1m2s

drakeposting always provides the answer

it means you been swiped left nigga

Means your CKII character has the "born in the purple" trait.

>ex you want to get back with sends you purple hearts
J U S T

D O N T

S T O P

well it still sounds better than your oneitis not noticing you at all
that's pretty good

At least its not yellow hearts breh

>she's been sending me yellow hearts
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holy shit, how cucked can one man be? fucking yellow hearts? enjoy the friendzone

>oneitis hates me because im unable to express my emotions like a normal functioning human being

That means she's a cripple

Red = I seriously like you
Blue = Okay but just mouth and hand stuff
Green = I’m into anal but won’t admit it or bring it up
Yellow = Hopefully this will get you to go away
Purple = Maybe if I’m drunk

There’s still hope OP

>mfw use an old nokia
>can't display emoticons properly
It's all white squares to me bro

A common condition known as Schrödinger's heart: as long as you have a Nokia she both send you a purple and a red heart.

That's the best way to git wimmin, be literally unaware of their subtle hints and bulldoze your way into their tiny hearts

thisthis hahaha BREDDY GOOD FELLOW NOKIA OWNER

Though I gotta say...

>current astral situation
>still caring for "women"

Making it now excludes relationships with those goblins.

>girl you like calls you 'bro' for the first time

>that gif
yikes that gave me chills

She clearly didn't see Mike was reaching

If you don't like it, don't get shot doofus.

You have to go back to Africa.

it's kinda obvious that she just thought he was getting up

>be literally unaware of their subtle hints
>bulldoze your way into their tiny hearts

>be painfully aware of their subtle hints
>too self-conscious and low self esteem to make a move

>be aware of their subconscious acts that they don't even notice
>communicate these clearly
>scare them off

>act in accordance to what they want you to be like
>they fall in love with you
>the effort of maintaining an image they find attractive becomes too taxing and you start acting like yourself
>they find you repugnant
>end up alone

>don't care about girl
>Suave as fuck whenever you talk with her
>start to fall in love love
>completely sperg out

>girls don't find you attractive in the slightest
>land a girl way below your league
>girls suddenly show interest at every turn

A girl called me mate and literally the same day I was banging her.

Stop being a pussy.

AHHHHHHHH DELET

>finally open up and express your emotions
>she realises you're literally bipolar and legit might kill yourself any day
>she just wants to be friends

>purple hearts
>all this "emoji culture"

Wew. For the first time in a while, I'm genuinely glad I don't interact much with mainstream society.

>be grill
>always use purple hearts

seriously man every lesbian i know uses them for everything, maybe she's just gay

B E L I E V I N G

you have to embrace the pain

you have to accept the pain and anger and frustration.

Then you will be able to be top performance in any occasion.

What is a purple heart in this context?

>tfw she calls you "homie"

A girlfriend is a seal of approval for girls, kind of like if a torrent has a load of seeders, that means its legit

just, like... a heart. but gayer

It's the friendzone of emojis.

FUCK

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>One itis tells you that she considers you a friend
>And tells you to stay there

Then tell her to fuck off, just in a less crude manner. Basically say that you don't want to be around her if you can't be with her, and then just cut or diminish your contact. Or don't say anything at all, and slowly stop talking with her. It might turn her around, it might not, but at least you'll have a spine

>"sorry I've been slammed with work this week and haven't had much time to use my phone"

>seen
>2 weeks ago

Wow wow wow dude, chill. We are still friends, sure it was rude, but I really don't hold it against her. In fact, I expected the rejection.

oh shit i was sent purple hearts too. i didn't know that meant something. what does it mean?

Have you considered growing some balls or did the doctors tell you you were incapable?

What is this

I don't even know how to send hearts

Then don't come here complaining. It's obvious that you're in a pitiful situation but don't have the will to actually do something about it. No fucking wonder she only considers you a friend

>oneitis hates me because old "best friend" lied to her about me
at least it's given me enough anger to fuel a lifetime of lifting

Probably both. I become stupid whenever she's around.

>onetis sends you stone hearts

Then stop being around her, so she can actually feel what your absence is like. She rejects you, yet you stay to despite having made it clear how you feel about her. It's pathetic

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>pretty hot girl used to flirt with me a lot a few weeks ago
>blatant stuff like "haha wouldn't it be funny if me and you just made out in the back right now, it would piss so and so off so much"
>wasn't interested at the time because THOT DETECTED
>finally gave in after she kept texting me in the mididle of the night for weeks
>show mild interest and flirt back
>"ew you're way too clingy"
>she stops texting me
>FF a week
>2 am *ding ding*
>"heyyyy *kissing emoji*"
>didn't reply
>did I do good?

Ignore.

yeah sounds desperate for attention

If you think you can smash though probably do that and never speak to her again

you sound like a faggot

Block her, have some respect for yourself

BELIEVING

Good job user, you found a cray thot.

Now ignore her and find a church thot

Wtf dating app is this? Im still meeting girls in the real world

good post

Delet this

>She sends you monkeys and blushing faces

if a girl sends you a red heart does it mean she likes you haha asking for a friend

avoid at all costs to being catfished into her fucking your time for no sexual favors.

>be 12-13, depressed and lonely, never express myself
>had a crush on some girl my age who always pestered me about my feelings
>always asked "come on user, who do you like?"
>convinced me to eventually tell her, which it essentially was a confession to her
>"oh user I love you too"
>two weeks of talking on the phone until like 3 am on school nights
>about a month goes by, grades are terrible but who cares, I'm in love
>get a call from her saying we need to talk
>casually brings up "hey, can you talk to chad for me, he's really cute and I like him"
>confused as fuck I just say "yeah ok" and hang up
>never talk to her again
>now 23
>saw her at the grocery store last month
>she's severely morbidly obese
>probably will die in a few years
>whew

>qt in one of the classes I have to teach
>keeps staring at me to the point where I feel uncomfortable while talking
>sometimes see her on daily commute
>she blank stares at the ground/forward after noticing me, don't go near her as she seems busy
>one time, I am talking with a lad I randomly met, see her walking in my direction from far (and she saw me); as she gets closer she purposedly stares at the ground and ignores us instead of saying hi to me (all other students usually do)
>one time, by chance I am on a bus and suddenly she walks by, I look up (was concentrating on something else) and am not sure if it's really her at first, so just glance at her - she also just stands next to me and makes eye contact for ~3 long seconds before quickly walking off without either of us having said hi in that timespan, I am very perplexed by this
>usually see her atleast on one fixed day of the week due to commuting
>one time, I am busy on that certain day so I wouldn't see her / be reminded of her the whole day
>on that exact day out of the whole semester, she sends me an e-mail with a really fucking stupid question, something that could be resolved by reading the official instructions/guidelines of the course
>random encounters keep on happening to the point where it gets annoying as my thoughts become distracted
What the fuck did she mean by this? Why can't gains goblins just leave me alone?
youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY

Enemy Marksmanship Badge

fuck off /gsg/ you don't even lift

Just a dumb attention whore playing games. Stay away forever

dodged a bullet

And you're here posting in Veeky Forums, you definitely dodged a bullet

Sounds like she's just really shy and likes you

Fuck off I like connor
and I've gone through bloatish episodes like he has without ever touching roids faggot

>I teach a class and one of the students PAYS ATTENTION TO ME, THE TEACHER!!
>We cross paths outside of class she doesn't engage me, or even say hello! SHE IGNORES HER TEACHER, WHAT?!

good luck with that

I fell in love with a girl and she fell in love with me and we made out and she gave me a bj, but we had only had two days to communicate properly and then I went back to my country and she had periods so we didn't have sex but now she is coming to my country for two weeks to be with me and we will fuck and I'm a virgin and she is literally perfect for me but she had sex before and oh god...
What the fuck should I do? How do I not fuck up my first time? I can't imagine that a girl is so thirsty for me that she payed fucking money to come and see me...also I didn't tell her I'm a virgin.

>also I didn't tell her I'm a virgin.
She flies across the world to be with you, and you think THAT is a deal breaker. You truly are a virgin.
Also, this isn't some sugar daddy thing, is it?

She likes you and she is shy?

Dude, she is richer than I am, has a fucking stable job unlike me and isn't just a fucking student and she is three years older.
I don't know how I did this.

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>oneitis emotionally manipulates you and hurts you constantly
>but you know shemll have a mental breakdown and go postal if you block her
>so you just keep her at a distance and occassionally hear from her every 3-6 months
>always when you’re about to go idgaf and fuck some snapchat whore
why does God hate me so much?

Then congratulations, I suppose. Where are you and she from?