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How do you ask your doctor for bloodwork? Do you walk in and say "I want a full blood panel" or what? The nearest private lab is 100 miles from me. US btw

long time no see bro, what weight you at right now?

bruh

autism and mental issues

Today was arms
Tommorow is a rest day

But id rather do chest instead

>roiding for this

Bimbo you have any videos online i need to fap STRONG NO HOMO

fuck off retard you're the sole reason he never wants to answer any of my questions

Maybe your questions are retarded

I want the footage of poor cunt fucking that black bitch.

Santini kino when?

You need Jesus, user

What questions do you have? It had better not be about Zander's ass or that other is right and you just ask dumb questions.

pinned test e 3 days ago and still have pip.. is that normal?

>It had better not be about Zander's ass
I-I've been ignored for other questions as well.
Is it easy to get into? Would I be able to join in as a dicklet if I bottomed?

Yes. First pip lasted a week for me. Quads btw. Still pin them, love it.

quads are GOAT pin site

ah ok. I was wondering because I used a 1.5" needle in glutes and didn't know if it was too deep or something

Yeah

VG is solid too though

There's a wall. You just have to be what audiences want. Maybe I'm lucky or I have a good agent. I'm contracted and everything now so I can that process for a little enduring. Not easy, but if you have a look studios will make sure that they get you.

There's porn for anything. My ugly fish face ex does porn. I'm sure people would masturbate to you but people masturbate to a cartoon frog shitting himself, so your bar isn't high.

Appreciate it. Didn't mean for my curiosity to appear as shitposts.

Nbd I'm just not gonna answer fetish bait unless I'm being paid

Link to cartoon frog scat vid?

Jesus

OP pic

just tell him you have low energy and sex drive and are worried you might have testosterone
if you are already on gear I don't think there is any reason why you can't just tell your doctor what you are doing and say you want to be safe about it by getting bloodwork, they can't report you or anything

They can't report you but I'm sure they have to do some kind of paperwork for it which might mention steroid "abuse", ultimately fucking over your insurance.

Not sure, just guessing.

I dunno about that, but could also just go to a walk-in clinic rather than your primary GP
I also don't really think about insurance since I live in leafland

Hmmm? I must ask for a confirmation.

In for finally 2pl8 strict OHP. At ~190 bodyweight

Fucking manlets

I mean are you being tongue in cheek though or what? Roasties? Do you get angry when women refer to us gymcels as boring meatheads?

It's lame dude you use such angry divisive language and all you do is foster hate for girls using a social establishment to socialize?

You guys are weird. Just tell a ho to move.

How do you deal with having your immune system suppressed while on cycle? I ended up getting Pytiriasis rosea and I don’t know if it’s related, but I ended up having to get my appendix removed shortly after pct.

Probably coincidence with the appendix, but I got sick maybe 6 times my entire life before hopping on. I regularly get a cold now. Probably every winter I get a cold, and I get food poisoning 2-3 times a year. Gear definitely can impact immune response.

Is it really a big deal that I call annoying chicks roasties on Veeky Forums? I ought to just call them dumb cunts because that's what they are. As I said, there are plenty of cool chicks at this gym and I never gave a shit about these two because I never had to deal with them. We've only got one squat rack though and I wasn't about to wait 45 minutes for them to do a half ass set and talk for 10 minutes inbetween sets. The look on the one chicks face when I simply asked to work in was enough to tell me they're shitheads. I think anyone who takes their training seriously would be annoyed by people (either gender) wasting their time and space.

I'm not on gear atm, I want to start an ostarine cycle early next year to test the waters. Just want to get bloods in case I get sent prohormones instead so I'll know if I need to PCT.

gay

Nah you were venting he's got some sort of women apologist agenda or whatever.

I kinda like it breaks up the echo chamber even if I think you're in the right here bloaty

Nah it's a gym. If you want that blood sweat and tears theme go join an iron dungeon. Commercial gyms are notoriously marketed as social clubs, which I entirely support.

Call them whatever you want I suppose but it's a lot of heehaw'in over some girls talking. Are you possibly upset because you interacted with them, and instead of getting flirty fuck me eyes, you got bitch attitude instead?

Chin up dude chill out.

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i like your gimmick keep it up champ

Nah I agree with him mostly.

You're correct however most of this is me playing devils advocate because it's fucking lame to see roastie this or roastie that because 90% of lifters here can't communicate with women.

Less BG and more Board culture is tiresome.

You're acting like I'm obsessed about it. It's not that big a deal. I dealt with some stupid shit, continued my warmup and nailed a PR. I then went home and posted about my experience on Veeky Forums. It was annoying and I felt that other people here could relate. Only reason I'm still going on about it is that you thought it was so offensive.

Okay.

You mean you don't walk up to women in the gym and say "hey roastie, how bout we fly back to your place on those flaps of yours?"

How long does it usually take for 500mg Test Enathate to kick in. I'm exactly 3 weeks in and im not sure if its kicked in. I cant explain it but i feel a bit different, i have a breakout of acne and my strength feels around the same

I probably should desu

If you can afford roids you can afford a home gym.
Best thing I ever fucking did. The squat rack is always free. The equipment is always re racked and in good condition. The bar is well maintained. The specialty bars are always where they belong.

Shut the fuck up bloatgoat, everyone has put up with that shit at some point in their life, I don't need you bitching here so I can relive it.

Anyone familiar with BPC 157 ? Gonna try it for a issue with my foot, but do i HAVE to use it local or can i just shoot subq anywhere? Foot injection sounds awful.

Having a home gym would be nice but comparing roids to a home gym with cables, dumbells up to 150lbs, full power rack, good barbell, and probably 700lbs of plates is ridiculous. Easily 5 grand which is more than what I've spent on roids in my lifetime.

I agree. Gear is hardly an investment. I don't know many people, aside from 7 figure producers that own. Even my agent rents. None of the big names I know own homes (said they rent lofty af penthouses). Who has room for all this shit?

Yeah nah like I said no hate from me. We need more willing to go against the grain here

The fuck are you talking about

There's two entirely different things roids and a home gym, and one is way more expensive and requires a garage/basement/shed/etc

Exactly. I could probably fly out to Kuwait and train at Oxygen for the next 8 years rather than buying all the equipment I would want and having the space to house all of it.

>Roid acne is back

>tfw no fraud bf to pop roid zits with

If you are cruising on test year round, are you essentially just doing TRT?

Seriously considering just messaging "So you wanna fuck?" to that one girl who's been flirting with me since she's in town. Good idea, or tren fueled idiocy?

There's a necessary distinction that Veeky Forums and by extension /fraud/ lacks. It's easy to say to that women suck but men just just as much. It's a people problem, and rarely do we see posters dissect what could possibly make them a lame option vs it must be the lame roastie.

I'm a boring dude. All I do is lift, smoke weed, and work. All of you are way better people than me. So if I, boring pornstar, have to sway thots away, what's the boards excuse?
CHEM once had an offer to go to Saudi Arabia from an oil magnate or like 25th in line prince.

Duh

Do it fgt. People who don't ask for it never get it.

Stupid. Invite her somewhere where you can fuck her, don't be explicit

So any of you cunts work in a gym as a PT? How is it?

You will literally never know if you don't ask.

I remember that lmao. It was off of that fin dom site right? I thought it was a scam. Never heard about the end of it.

Good point


"Wanna hang out in my car in the middle of this field ?"
I got nothing user.

Do it. I mean worst thing she could do is say no. Anyways how are them tren gains coming along?

5 weeks.

Exactly my point. Rejection is easy. The worst is that they say no? Whew lots of loss there right?
It was chaturbate maybe? I used to think so but that shit is too real. I've done something similar in vegas.

Oh I'm sure that sort of thing is real but it sounded too good to be true. I've been offered a grand to pose naked and talk shit but from what I recall he said the saudi would fly him and his girlfriend out, let them stay in a suite, and give them a ridiculous allowance to do whatever they wanted with. I couldn't see chem passing that sort of thing up.

What programs have you run? I struggle to find good strength ones for enhanced dudes

GZCL jacked and tan 2.0. I made crazy strength gains on it but I pushed too hard on the AMRAP stuff too soon. Have to know how to listen to your body and be reasonable with what you're going to do that day. I had a lot of aches and pains by the end of it.

I haven't been following it for the past 4-5 weeks but I've been doing a similar rep scheme.

Oh and I liked 5/3/1 for awhile but same thing. Autoregulation is key. Don't fuck yourself up lifting like a madman every single workout. Save the all out grinds for the end of program when you retest maxes.

Does this seem like a good first timer setup?

wk 1-12 Test Enan 250-500mg/wk (injected 2x week)
*Aromasin 10mg/ED OR Arimidex 0.5mg/EOD
*HCG 500-1,000ius 2x week

PCT begins 10-14 days after final shot of Test Enan.

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>180lbs
>100test 300 tren a week, 50mg winstrol and the 20mg sdrol a day
>150mcg t3 a day
>2200ish cals a day

losimg weight isnt nearly as fast as its going. kinda want to double the orals, im fully healed from the last session and it took 2+ months for my organs to start hurting at double dose anyway

Cheers mate

>gains
AHA

Nothing noteable to report yet. I probably need to eat more.

>low test high tren
Never gunna make it

>tfw pretty small but approaching natty limit and don't want to attract suspicion

Does TRT permanently shut down your natural t-levels? Currently at ~300 natural, if I were to do TRT for a year but get sick of injecting myself and stop. (With proper PCT) will I return to where I started or plummet even lower?

>don't want to attract suspicion
Why even roid?

because I'm fine with taking the shortcut to linger around my natty limit
I think, because I want to get bigger

What is the website you guys use for measuring levels of test or whatever that gives a graph?

I have so many questions lmao
How much money would he get, how the fuck would he smuggle all that gear he was using into a plane, how did the Saudi guy find him in the first place

you might, you might not, it depends on your body

Steroidcalc

tfw got that a few weeks ago
still ridin them good feels

thanks fambalam

Why don't I ever read anything about HGH on here?

Because we're too poor to afford it.

Did a quad injection yesterday, now have severe pain right above knee but not at the injection site. Riparoni?

>tfw had ai perfectly dialed in
>acne going away, least it's ever been
>change pinning from e4d to e5d
>switch from pharma ai to ug
>tfw hormona acne returning

Dude if your at 300 once you go on TRT you will never go back unless you have to for medical reasons or are on a shit protocol being managed by a bad Dr...

Just checked my pin spit from yesterday and there's a tiny red spot where I injected. It doesn't feel any different any other time I injected, it's just a bit lower on my quad than I usually do as per an anons suggestion. Am I good or Am I going to die a painful death?

>you will never go back unless you have to for medical reasons
Please elaborate. Are you saying the benefits of increasing my test through TRT will be so dramatic that I will never want to get off the stuff? Or something else?

What do y’all think Larry wheels is running? I know he made a vid where he said he only runs test and 150mg adrol iirc.

I ordered 30g deca, 30g eq, 7g drol, and 5g sdrol yesterday so hopefully I can gain that retard strength by this summer and get shredded

Leaked along the muscle fascia most likely. It’ll go away in a couple days. Even my worst ones go away within 5 days.

You’re fucking fine, Jesus. All of my quad pins leave little red marks

that's a very basic beginner cycle, but there is some debate about HCG use during a cycle.

People here suggest Dianabol, 500mg a week in two injections and extending the total cycle to 15 weeks

I only ask because thisnis the first time I've ever gotten this pinning quads so I wanted to be sure. Thanks user.

A. your natural test will probably be lowered
B. the difference will be so huge you will never want to go back

RIP PC. Leave me your gear in your will

Thanks user, I can rest easy now

I hope you like half a vial of Tren and a vial and a half of test. I should order more tren...