FPH/FPS

FPH/FPS thread

>starting with the worst one possible

pepper your angus boiis

check these digits

ill bump it with something. try opening with at least 3 of your own breh

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sweet digits user

Post the FPH pic that inspired/angered you the most

I'm actually in awe at this one, but why the fuck didn't he call con security and give them a description? That's more than enough to get someone arrested and charged. Seems fake.

>eaten by a nurgling

lost

>made fat at 7
>everyone hates me
>then they all chose to become fat as adults and talk about loving yourself and shit

WHAT THR FUCKING FUCK

dude wut??????

damn if you love true stories you'll go ape for this one

This was almost not gay but he didn't say no homo

Well thank god he stated that he wasn't gay

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Maybe, but that's disgusting

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I don't know brah, I've been to cons before and the bitches that go there can be fucking weird or crazy

>Look at fatties while bike riding
>Feel smug and superior

The balls aren't touching. But he didn't say no homo. Hmm...

I have too many that anger me, but I like this one. Teenage girl came to Thisisthinprivilege asking about weightloss, and they tried their hardest to brainwash her and bully her into staying fat. But her brother saved her.

I want to believe she and her mom made it.

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i just threw up a little in my mouth fuck

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Holy shit.

???
its a cool looking cake,
would love to get that one when i was that age

made for bbc

>awkward situations for an autist
>social exclusion while also having unwanted attention
>dysfunctional family and lack of care
>mockery with a pathetic caricature of you
>reminder that in the prime of your life you are worthless
I never want to be like any of the other lardasses in this thread, but this is a fate I fear even worse

Damn. Kinda happened to me, though not in that extent.
>this is what american cakes look like
Why would you even eat something like that? I can't even tell what's plastic and what isn't.

never fails to disgust

I legit wish people that would feast upon fragile young people's gullibility to keep them in a miserable state of mind and shape should be disposed of. Being this much of a toxic individual shouldn't be allowed; This is criminal, nothing less.

A lot of us won't touch those cakes. You can smell the sugar from one of those cakes a mile away and a slice causes an sugar rush. They're the go to for every mother and office lady who insists an occasion requires a cake but is unwilling to make even the minimal amount of effort it takes to use a slightly healthier (not by much though) mix.

Wew, if I was this user I'd probably leave the party and kill myself just to spite everyone.

Then again he's probably overreacting and misunderstanding everyone's expressions due to his autism and his parents wanted to force him into some actual interaction.

>leave the party
>not killing yourself in front of everyone to go even futher beyond

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fuck off,

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>His

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>work in retail at fashion store in summer
>a hamplanet and her beta hamorbiter walk in reeking of sweat and fast food waddle toward me
>they insist on trying small sizes they're really not going to fit
>give light suggestion of larger sizes, but given no choice but to comply
>soon after, hamplanet call me into the changing room to help with the zipper
>nearly gag at the body odor getting trapped in the cubicle
>gives a halfhearted attempt and politely tell her that she would need a bigger size
>she calls me useless and calls over her hamorbiter, who gives the zipper a heave to no avail
>the fabric looks like it's screaming while trying to contain her fat rolls
>she wants to complain to the manager
>manager sticks up for me and repeats everything i've pretty much said
>she continues to insist and starts raising her voice at us that our sizing is wrong, makes her feel bad and that it's our fault
>accuses me of insulting her and making a fool of her
>manager calls security and slaps a trespass order on her fat ass
>her hamorbiter looks at me with an apologetic expression and follows her getting escorted out

I got asked if I was okay, but I honestly just stood in awe and didn't really know how to respond from the baffling amount of mental gymnastics that happened there.

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this is why fats shouldn’t be considered human, their brains are structured differently, it causes psychosis

The interesting thing is she still probably had a line of chubby chasers volunteering. I'm just picturing the damage she could do if she came loose and started swinging around.

I don't think that man can even stand, much less recks anyone's shit.

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I actually feel a certain amount of pity. She clearly hates herself, is hiding behind an ever cracking shield of denial, and vents the anger when something chips away at it.

My mom is badly disabled, and uses a buggy to get around, and I've seen some of this in that context. It hurts her deeply that she isn't healthy or pretty anymore, and that people tend to look to her carer or overlook her entirely, and so if there is any lack of disability access or inconvenience, rather than break down crying or let herself be hurt, she goes straight to anger.

Humans are weird.

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More repulsive than the OP desu. Every fucking time I see it I cringe.

Dont know your moms situation, user, but she probaby didnt choose to be disabled. These "people" chose to be fat, so fat that they are functionally disabled in many respects.
>buy muh ignorance and muh food culture
No, its a child like denial of reality. Everyone knows how to lose weight and live a healthy life. They just lask the will and responsibility to do so.

Oc

קנאַל אַוועק יעקב!

This is an american website and we speak american here, delete your terroristbabble right now.

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The laptop looks plastic, but the figure itself looks like it's made of fondant, a (barely) edible tool of cake decoration that's essentially sugary modeling clay.

So yeah, you could eat everything but the laptop and the candles.

Nigga wtf is this?

There is a nice discount brand wear store in my parents hometown. I go there sometimes to look around for some cheap quality clothes for work.

On several occasions I have tried on dresses with busted zippers. As on, irreparably split open. When you indicate this to the store clerks, they usually sigh or roll their eyes. On a daily basis, they have fat girls coming on trying on clothes that are too small for them, and they quite literally burst out of them.

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Nah, she didn't, nasty combination of diseases sadly. It's why I use the worlds a 'certain amount'. They are totally responsible for their choices, I can just sort of peek into the denial and mindset.

read the whole thing, not just look at the pictures

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With added sugar in every food and mainstream nutritional advice being to eat carb heavy meals 100 times a day, it could be argued that they've just been unlucky enough to fall down the carb spiral. Human beings can't just "choose" to do something out of the blue. A lot of the people in this thread are delusional assholes, but the blame is not solely on them.

The picture literally says "His"

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Fuck off kike

Uah, i accidently cut out the top that said "other girls"

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That's kinda cute

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Are you actually autistic?

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I like this alot

>Metal Gear Alert Sound

>Ten years of being such a fatass and still alive
>Still had battery left
Fake and gay.

Taken from Batman Returns (1992)

You have to go back to Africa, the landwhales are coming with.

>beta hamorbiter
that was just a moon, user

Yeah, I couldn't even get angry or upset afterwards. It was just so pitiful to watch. Felt a bit sorry for the hambro as well.

I've heard about that happening before. We actually had to put the dress in with the faulty garments too. The seams were too close to being torn apart.

best bait

Pop off James

In the case I cited it was a big chain store so they can write it off, but if you are running a small boutique, I can imagine that fatties coming in are your worst nightmare.

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Sunday sports exclusive have always been fake.

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Are you? What the fuck are you on about?

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Pretty sure that was a soccer player who was bitten, ronaldo iirc but I don't follow sports

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CHECKED

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