/Onion General/ ONION SOUP RECIPES EDITION

So out of curiosity, I just tried eating an onion like an apple. Whole. Raw.
The taste is bad, although it's very possible to man up and ignore it. But the real problem is that it starts to sting in your mouth and nose. Probably some chemicals in the onion, the same that make you cry when cutting them.

I think it is better to chop up the onion and add it to some other food.

add to 2 or 3 raw eggs for extra gains

Garlic is the most god-tier food there is
It's the most prevalent spice in both eastern and western cuisine
If you don't like garlic, your pretty much aren't even human. Maybe a vampire at best.

Americans eat everything out of tin cans, even chickens.

Fillet an onion and a couple habanero peppers, let then soak in lemon juice. Add them to your food for flavor gains.

That's good advic....
HEY WAIT!

are red onions okay, or do they have to be brown?

You summoned me.

Onionman here.
I am having 2 red a day.

oh not so bad then, why aren't you all just eating a greek salad every day rather than trying to eat them like fucking apples

People can be silly.

I am an onionman, and I am on the ROAD.

Every passing there is more blood when I blow my nose. Onions, what have you done to me?

Do you smoke?

I'm eating raw onions and also hodling bitcoins.
Finally, I'm gonna make it.

Do peruvian sweet onions yield a boost in testosterone?

Not at all.

I tried it for three days
>no gains
>wake up and all you taste is onions
>food tastes like onions
>stomach pains
>stinky kitchen
Seriously fug this dumb meme.. if onion man can prove it raises his test I don’t even know if it’s worth it

Onionman here.
I guess it's not for everyone.

For me so far so good
Eat with fats to avoid pain.

>Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%.
WTF is wrong with you you moron???

Does vinegar ruin the gains? I usually ear a big bowl of salad every evening and I add balsamic to it.

Put your fist down you autist before you get hurt and end up in the ICU ward for christmas.
Retard.

You know you are a lying retard right?
You're ugly too

I'm not on the onionman bandwagon; but I imagine it would take more than 3 days for it to turn you into a thick haired, high test fuck machine

Thanks!

You're welcome faggot.

Idk if it’s worth It if it did. I think I would rather just inject myself with test everyday than to constantly have the stink of onion in my mouth/nose and nausea in my stomach.

Why cant they make a onion study on humans already its only been proven on rats and i want some fucking human proof before i swallow a whole onion

I myself love onions so the onion pill makes me happy. I will try to share some recipes that involve onions since here in eastern yuro it's kind of common for us to eat onion:
>tuna salad
one diced onion,a can of tuna, olive oil, lemon juice, lettuce or canned kidney beans, sesame seeds, raw pumpkin seeds, flax seeds. can be had with mayo as well, in both cases it's godly delicious
>veal broth with sour cream, parsley, and raw onion.
it's basically a borsch made out of veal shank, with vegetables, and mixed with fresh sour cream and fresh parsley at the end. Onion goes as a side dish, crushed, raw.
>stuffed eggs
hard boiled egg, cut in half, stuffed with a mixture of egg yolk(boiled of course), small diced onions, parsley, a bit of lemon juice, all coated in mayo. This is also God tier keto food
>polenta with fresh cows/sheep cheese,sourcream and diced onions. As simple as it gets. You can mimic this by going cottage cheese + diced onions and it tastes similarly, and is even better since it's lower in cals and higher in protein gram per gram.
>cheese onion salad
any salty type of fresh cheese, medium diced onions, mayo, pickled peppers.
All the mayo in the recipes must be homemade, otherwise you ruin the food

Exactly. I started a cycle just recently and i feel like a million bucks. No stinky onion smell. My girlfriend is happy with that.

I'll post my bloods early Jan

I fucking hate both onion and garlic and I will likely throw up just from their smell.

Is it trt or you going the steroid route?

>44027844
What kind of onions? There are plenty different types of onions.

Anyone actually noticed any benefits? It’s been enough time since the onion meme blew up for anons to notice changes. Just ate my first whole raw onion btw (diced it up and ate it with chicken)

Yes.
I feel I need LESS sleep (similar but not the same level when I was in roids)
At 37 morning wood 2/3 days.
Faster beard growth
Slightly higher sex drive

Woooooah injecting rats with onions causes human test increase? Now that's wild op

yeah i have the same as and i also have much more energy

>distrusting the mighty descendants of Kurush

Do you even wanna make it?

when will you be done?

Early Jan!

I have a question about this. I've been giving my rats fresh raw onion for two weeks and I'm still a weak shit. What do?

I just ate a clove of raw garlic and a chunk of ginger. I feel pretty fucking rough and have been leaking farts uncontrollably for about 40 minutes. Will I make it?

I blend an onion, a beer, two gloves of garlic and fresh nutmeg with a cup of water and chug it in 20 seconds before I brush my teeth every night

Am I going to make it?

A beet, not a beer

Status update; A wave of calm has washed over me. I'm either dying, about to shit myself, or becoming enlightened.

>implying americans ever ate organic produce before this and not just canned and synthesised waste

i have had zero issues with smell i really dont know what you fags are even getting at with this

after like two weeks your body acclimates

oh man that sounds gnarly

I want to join the onion cult. Are there any downsides besides smell?

finally gonna fall for this meme bros, what size onion is considered 'normal'

So far the shittiest part is just the smell, consider getting one mouthwasher and tongue scrubber.

i'm actually hyped for this. fuck my life lmao. i just gotta know if onions are the real deal

apparently soaking onion in ice water helps to remove the smell and sharp taste, anyone knows if it also ruins the test boosting effects?

We have raw onions in salads and other dishes.

alright so I've given up on raw onion but replaced it with two fried onions

Bad

Wouldnt it be 6g/kg since those were rats in the experiment and have to convert into a human equivalent dose?

rats have a faster metabolism

Other way around, about 16g.

per 100kg

some big titty roastie has been messaging be for the past 3 hours trying to get me to come over so she can steal my onion gainz but i will not fall for the trap

ONION SANDWICHES BITCHES

Slice up the onion and put it in a bowl then pour some olive oil over it and sprinkle some salt. Then squeeze the fuck out of it the mix together and break the cell walls of the onion for better digestion. REMEMBER: CHADS DONT CRY. Get a loaf of bread and make sandwiches with the mix. I put hotsauce on the bread then the mix and it is the best way to eat a whole onion.

Fall for it.
Spread the gains

HAW TO DAIS AN ONJO?

I have a few questions.
1. What onions work well, do sweet onions work?
2. What about shallots and green onions? Or even onion powder?

Garlic/onion smoothies when?

That actually sounds really good. For added protien you could add a lean steak, seasoned with onion, garlic, and cinnamon of course. Seared to rare to preserve the most protien available.

we dont know

but most of us have been sticking to red and brown onions

The taste. Onions fucking burn man.

thats part of the test boost you pussy

Did sombody say... /GARLIC/?

I also eat my onions like that, try eating yellow onions a bit before you begin eating reds, they are a bit sweeter. Also I have found if you eat the onion top-down then there is lss spice rather than peeling layers off. If you happen to form a thick saliva in your mouth while eating the onion, dont swallow it but instead coat it above your tongue or swallow the chewed up onion wih your saliva. Try eating bread or drinking NUT milk along with eating the onion or any other food you think migh help. Also take time when eating onions, if the spice is bothering you then wait for your tingue to cool down for about a minute then proceed.

I eat my raw onion in a wrap with chicken and some mayo. Tastes fucking good. Add some rice as well if you want.

Apple sized, also white onions are best for this/most healthy

Yup, it has to be a fresh onion from the same day, also dont soak it in water

For all you dummies out there, look up allergy symptoms from onions. If you are allergic to them(like me), they wont work and will only fuck up your stomach fauna

>isnt willing to go into anaphylaxis for gains
pussy

Of course the worst are the best for you. Well, no pain no gain.

been on onions now for 2 weeks.

i feel like 17years old again regarding horniness. its bizarre. for me they feel like viagra. no other effects tough... sleep is still bad

Onion man here.

I have also found I need LESS sleep.

I was convincing myself I was tired.
Although I wasn't.
Now I'm fine on slightly reduced skeep.

>Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%.
Where the fuck did you get that number from, Veeky Forums? I took the trouble of finding and reading full versions of two different studies involving rats and onion juice and the results, while promising, were nowhere near as spectacular.

>study 1 (Iran)
Vahid Vahdani, Arash Khaki - Effect of Allium Cepa Seed Extract on Serum Testosterone
wrhrc.tbzmed.ac.ir/uploads/78/CMS/user/file/116/مقالات/a93-29-dr khaki.pdf
>tl;dr
Groups of 10 rats were fed onion juice once a day for 60 days, after which their testosterone levels were measured:
- Control group: 1.75 +/- 0.11 ng/ml
- 0.5 ml group: 2.19 +/- 0.11
- 1 ml group: 3.01 +/ 0.11
That's 72% "growth" between control and 1ml groups, which is damn fucking significant but nowhere near 300%.
>rats used
Adult male Wistar rats weighing 200 g +/- 20 g each (so 1 ml per rat = 5 ml per kg bodyweight).

>study 2 (Jordan)
Allouh MZ1, Daradka HM, Al Barbarawi MM, Mustafa AG - Fresh onion juice enhanced copulatory behavior in male rats with and without paroxetine-induced sexual dysfunction
researchgate.net/publication/259155655_Fresh_onion_juice_enhanced_copulatory_behavior_in_male_rats_with_and_without_paroxetine-induced_sexual_dysfunction
>tl;dr
Groups of 16 rats were fed onion juice once a day for 20 days, after which 8 rats from each group were allowed to fuck like crazy, while the other 8 were tested for testosterone levels:
- Control group: 5.34 +/- 0.42 ng/ml
- 0.5 ml group: 5.86 +/- 0.57
- 1 ml group: 8.22 +/- 0.77
- 2 ml group: 8.13 +/- 1.0
Again, 54% is not exactly 300.
>rats used
Adult male Sprague–Dawley rats weighing approx. 250 g (so 1 ml per rat = 4 ml per kg bodyweight).

Also: 4-5 ml of pure juice per kg is not exactly "equivalent of 1 onion in humans".

truly ebin you guys...

Just bought a blender for smoothies and stuff.. You anons have some good recipes? I had in mind to mix onion, garlic and something else to make it edible.

>Iranian scientists

i havent noticed any smell at all desu except for a bit on my breath, but unless you already have halitosis it's not even a bad smell; just smells like you just ate onion but not stinky or anything

How about brocolli, ginger and lime?

>the estrogen shills are at the point of resorting to ad hominem attacks
i had five yellow onions yesterday u mad?

banana and onion is a classic hindu recipe

Can you use a tripcode so we can easily identify you?

It will, the smell is due to the enzyme that boosts test, same thing with garlic.