Iv never caused any trouble

>Be me, 21 yo male
>Wear hoodie and sweatpants
>At gym doing some cardio
>Finish cardio, go do sets of squats in rack in front of only two girls in gym, one is overweight (175 lb+) and one is 5'1 with a arm that is pic related
>Finish squats, time for good mornings
>As I load the barbell I begin
>Bend over and hear snickering
>Wot.jpg
>Walk to go get water after set
>"He doesn't know"
>Girl yells across gym, "You have a sweaty asscrack you're lucky you're hot!"
>enraged.jpg
>Walk up to grills
>"Haha you need to ch-
>"You are fat as a pig and you have half an arm"

>Dismissed from gym for three days

Fuck my life. The chicks played the victim and didn't get in any trouble.

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your revenge is that she is fat and has half an arm OP, vindication is yours. what a bitch.

also try to have a less sweaty ass, she was trying to flirt btw.

Yfw

> youre fat as a pig and you have half an arm
kek'd

>not telling her to lick it
She probably would.

should have fingered ur ass and chased her around the gym with it

now THIS is frogposting

kek

>get hit on
>mad
autism

I do have anger issues and i was suspended from high school for giving a girl a black eye when i was in highschool But damn you need to chill dude. They just said you have sweat in your ass crack. They could be referring to that you are working out hard or to that your oily sweaty ass turns them on.

>Doing cardio before weights

Found your problem, it's like you don't even want to make it

Dude it was a Joke and they were trying to hit on you in a funny way. For future reference the normal response is something pleasant or funny back. Say there's a leak in the ceiling or something holy crap

no you say oh damn i must have shat my pants, you autistic fuck

mate there's really no harm done to you there, you can't expect people not to laugh at you if you've got a sweaty bum. You're a dick and you should have been permanently kicked out

Boys used to make fun of me because I always had a sweaty asscrack after PE or in summer. It created a trauma and I always wear dark pantalons that avoid letting that swat be visible. Idk why my ass sweats that much, I am not overweight and the rest of my body doesnt sweat much

ahh good ol' fit autism. Could have had a wild 3some with a fat chick and a girl with a deformed arm..... the stories you could have told.

Boy or gril?

They have a solution for this
youtube.com/watch?v=oIMIdglKyJg

3rd option - gay cunt

Top kek OP

wtf, are you taking estrogen?

how? dismissing roasties is alpha af

It's always funny how women just can't comprehend that people actually get sweaty when they work out at the gym

kys degenerate faggot im not meming fucking end your life youre disgusting

this is the only part of his story that bothered me

You deserved to be dismissed. What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?
God you are all autists on this board.

boy

originariooooo

so its funny that you sweat in the gym now?

This.
A female stranger doesn't playfully make fun of a man unless they low-key want the pipe. Autism is such a crippling disease.

Do you guys know something I don't?

Basic social skills

>"You have a sweaty asscrack you're lucky you're hot!"
> you're hot!"
autism.
Also I call bait on your thread.
have your (You)

>on Veeky Forums
>not saying "Th-thanks you t-too"

Cardio lowers the total weight you can lift if done before.

If a guy walks up to a girl and tells her that her sweaty ass is hot and she gets mad, he gets banned for 3 days.

If a girl walks up to a guy and tells him that his sweaty ass is hot and he gets mad, he gets banned for 3 days.

Feminists will defend this.

i can't believe people fall for these b8s so easily

>not using that as an opening to get a fattie and a cripple in a threesome

>autist cannot comprehend any form of flirting that isn't single dimensional "ARIGATOU I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU >.

>And he insults a women for a birth deformation
Ftfy. Male-female interactions appear unequal bc they are different. Maybe here the guy has less leniency when it comes to being rude, but when it comes to bragging about sexual partners men are heroic while women are just sluts.

If the OP isn't even responding, IT'S FUCKING BÅĮT

To have a lot of sexual partners, a man must:
-count calories and macros
-lift heavy weights every 2-3 days
-have a good job
-have a handsome face and good fashion

To have a lot of sexual partners, a woman must:
-exist

One is more boast-worthy than the other.

So they were about to tell you that you need to chill but your spur out that shes fat and the other has half an arm?
Yeah you fucked up. But why did they say you need to chill? Were you walking agressive to them?

well now we know

back to r9k.

Yes, my newfags... Slurp up the bait, you dumb fucks...

this
girls are just shit at flirting

This but you forgot
>Drive good car
>Be charismatic enough

Who hurt you user

Are you implying it's possible to pull while broke and introvert?

I know from past experience that it is. I also don't look at the world with toddler-level simplicity

Yes. You can even be homeless and still fuck girls.

I knew a meth addict with no fucking teeth and no car that had sex with like 2-3 women a week

This very clearly is not a true story my friends

Fat chix don't count

>not going in for the classic y-you too...
Never gonna make it

You would know, right

In a big way

mentally ill people are advised to seek treatment

>smallest possible amount of mockery
>even call you hot in the same sentence
>snaps

user, you have anger management problems

I know this homeless guy who comes around the strip club I work at. A couple of months ago a girl in a semi-new escalade pulled into the parking lot got out and handed this dude some money and made out with him for like five minutes and said "I'll see you later on tonight" or something like that. He lives in a tent behind Walmart.

What the fuck? How?

>Hey bebe, want to see me pitch a tent?

>"You are fat as a pig and you have half an arm"

You could have gotten a wonky handy if you played your cards right OP.

Who the fuck cares about flipperbaby flirting?

What, am I gonna go on a double date with her fat friend and her wheelchair boyfriend?

You have to be WHOLE to be hot.

You mean you knew a meth dealer with no teeth or car who traded drugs for sex.

Today, OP was a faggot.

No. Men who's sleeping with a lot of women are sluts too.

always hit that cardio warmup before legs
>who are you to give advice
idk just my program

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You did the right thing. Fatties have no right making fun of anyone.

lil bitch

everyone fucking knows you DONT warmup with cardio you ass fucker

Cardio before lift? You should get lifetime ban you fucking idiot.

This is one of the most genuinely autistic things ive ever read.
See

>picks on two teenage girls one of whom is crippled
Jesus Christ dude did mommy ever give you any attention at all?

Oh man, I got bad news for you. Your mum didn't breastfeed you.

Breastfeeding stimulates the grow and connection of braincells in your infant months.

Don't listen to all these pretend-I'm-not-an-autist retards in this thread. You did the right thing. They were in an obnoxious loud way making fun of you, because they have vaginas and they think they can get away with it. Just because you have a disability doesn't mean you can make fun of others. You retaliated with equal force and they couldn't handle it so the played the victim. You are the righteous one here OP.

>getting told you have a sweaty ass and are attractive

>comparable to a lifetime with a stub-arm

lel can't stand white knights but that is some next level autism

Yes

Bullying is not though

Op needs to learn what a shit test is

Throwing rage fits is not very alpha it usually just makes you look like a big baby

Should have just laughed it off, or jokingly agreed with them

Ask me how I know you have a tanto in your gym bag

Holy shit the fucking autism top kek
She could have given you an goblin handjob and you missed it

You did well OP, don't listen to these idiots here. If that's their idea of "flirting" then they are the autistic ones.

>goblin handjob

>goblin handjob
Fucking hell m8, when shes done ya dick finna be half size and her arm will have grown an inch. Don't ever trust armlets op, they goblin in disguise

stop being a faggot

you dirty fucker you, i like your style tho

>autists trying to call me an autist
If that is your idea of a flirt, you really have no idea.