On Tinder

>on Tinder
>decide to browse the guys' profiles to see what they write in their bio
>it actually shows me the gays' profiles
>wait, some of them are really cute
>....
>start swipping right on some of them

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ME Veeky Forums aaaaaaaaaah

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You have the ghey. Report to the nearest doc asap

FUCK OFF FIT

MODS PLEASE STOP THESE CUNTS FROM RUINING FIT

You are on Veeky Forums why are you surprised that you're gay?

op is a fag

netflix and chill? whats your ac bro? we can just hang out and see where the night goes. if you start feeling anything funny in your tummy just let it happen, if not, we can just be bros. nothin wrong with that mein nigger.

>be me 5'8 twink mode manlet
>message some dude on fit and ask to meet up
>meet up
>he's 6'2 200 lbs 6%bf shredded as fuck
>we go to his bedroom for to watch netflix and chill
>he rapes me
hm

Sorry user this made me laugh more than it should hahaha

That was pretty funny.

>thinking fit was ever not gay

post some pictures already ffs

I'm full gay mode on, and being on Veeky Forums and exposed to so many traps, I'm now also attracted to cute feminine traps. If this carries on I'll end up bissexual

Get out of here Eminem

Nah, you won't be bi. Just attracted to feminine dudes, and all the better for you.

Women are trouble, and I didn't want to sex them I wouldn't bother. Then again, traps are mental too, so whatever.

Get your hormone levels checked, get off the internet for a month or two except for work related stuff, remove degenerate apps like Tinder and stop being a degenerate hedonist. If you can't get off the internet and do something else/productive, then you should re-adjust your life goals and addictive habits. If you do this successfully for two months then you actually might be gay, you flaming homosexual.

how do people make posts like this while being on the shithive of Veeky Forums

I did this by hitting the keys on my keyboard in the correct order. It's not that hard.

are you cute? post pics

is 5'8 small? I always thought I was average...
current weight is 74kg. For some reason I want to get down to 60kg thinspo. Thoughts?

>Self-realization of the manlet

Ssshhh.... you'll scare it away...

I have always been described by girls as cute, in all honesty are they lying?

Give it a try. Sexuality is meant to be experimented with.

Post a picture

>mfw a really hot girl i've been talking to for months turns out to be a trap

Pic pic pic pic

okay hold on im getting it...but it will blow your mind that this thing was born a man

5'8 is a little bit small

>born a man
Are they currently pre-op or post-op?
If it's a trap it still has a dick right?

its not gay to admire another man's beauty faggot

sorry I'm black gotta follow the sticky

wheres the pic

Kek, reminds me of this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZTahQZs76Y

>Rape
>Twink
Not possible

i googled her and she's actually a well known model. so idk if i wanna do this

FUCK I DIDNT KNOW HOW FAMOUS SHE WAS. IF I GET CAUGHT BANGING HER THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW

Fake and gay

POST THE DAMNED PIC YOU TEASE

You catched the gay

this is "her"
i tried to hide her identity

Welcome to Veeky Forums.

benders should be skinned alive

This

we've gone on dates. I had no idea she had a big following. FUCK. What should I do? I don't want the world to know im seeing a dude

I find some guys cute and I think male body is aesthetically more pleasant than female, but I'm not sexually attracted to guys, only... romantically? As opposed to having primal sexual urges when looking at thicc girls.
What do

faggot larper get out
youre fantasy of turning a right wing manly man fag will never happen
kill yourself degenerate

>being this new

How'd you find out (she) was a trap?

Ur gay

Wow, speak for yourself buddy

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>5'8"
>74 kg
I'm 5'7 and 56 kg :3

it feels really nice to kiss dudes because there is no holding back or second guessing (since you can feel each other getting hard through the clothes, it feels safe and the eroticism only enhances as you feed off of each other's erections).

sex with women is great too, but it's very one way (make her cum, then you cum), cumming together is super rare. conversely when you jerk off together often you can achieve simultaneous orgasm, since seeing one cum makes the other instantly pop. pretty sure everyone is bisexual, but most men prefer feminine men, just like most women prefer masculine men- but not always.

...

Danke Kamerad.

Sounds like you’re a fag bro. I love trap porn but I would actually make a dating profiles to look for buttsex with some hairy smelly nigga. Even fucking a real trap would prob be gross.

absolutely, 100% would
go for it nigger stop being such a faggot

I wanna manhandle your tiny body desu.

No homo tho

Do it m8, dominate that faggot. Who cares what others think, they'll all be jealous anyways.

Exact same

>get off the internet for a month or two except for work related stuff
How? Really, HOW?!

stop being a faggot, take the boipucci pill

WOULD

>tits
Into the garbage

I'm not trying to get rid of the gay, it's the opposite, I'm afraid I won't be able to get hard when it comes to fugging

So be a bottom?

5'9 is the Irl manlet cutoff

I leave guys on tinder and just say up front I'm not gay and ask if they want to hang out. Met some really cool guys and become friends with a couple if them.
Appreciating a good looking guy isn't gay but sucking dick or taking it up the arse is. And that's a pretty massive difference.

Hotter than any girl me or my friends have banged. I'd be bragging desu, at some point physical perfection outweighs social constructs.

>start swipping right on some of them
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ME Veeky Forums aaaaaaaaaah
>MY THUMBS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

shoo shoo dirty jew

are there any good traps or trannys on the gay section?
there are a handful on the straight section, but most are fat autists that were brainwashed by internet/college.
there was one that had a porn look but was a mullato so passed

bashfully tell her you've been curious about femdom play

Stay gay. Fuck I wish I was attracted to dudes, I am so sick of dating women.

hahahahahaha. i could donate sperm.

got hard reading this for some reason, fuck

You were always gay

>the eroticism only enhances as you feed off of each other's erections
This guy knows what's up. Thus is very accurate

Is it possible to achieve this body type as a guy?
(asking for a friend)

She's hot as hell
Frankly, you'd be gay NOT to

that waist will be hard to achieve if you don't have a narrow ribcage

>(asking for a friend)

>Moved into new built house
>Can’t Get Internet for nearly 2 months
>First thing I did when I got it was get back on Grindr

I can’t help myself, I love eating boipussy. Once you eat crack you never go back. I miss being straight but Veeky Forums has fucked me up

...

Grindr is a fucking wasteland here.

The bisexual pill is literally the most important red pill... ancient Greeks and romans who were aesthetic understood he importance of sex with other men

In my country they do drug checks as well (binge drinking is a big no-no too). On the other hand, they paid extremely well, around 500 dollars per session.

I regularly travel 40+ miles to London to fuck Tgirls. Instagram model tier ones at that, I’m not even that good looking or even that Veeky Forums yet

Tell me about it
It's impossible to find good looking femboys and tgirls in any city with < 1 million people

>being this insecure of your sexuality
pleb

I'm not interested in traps. I just want twinks. Theres only fucking fatties.

Start fucking the 40 year old men who ‘>pls respond’ you and everyone else multiple times a day

Can you post your current body so I know what I need to be to fuck some London model tgirls?"

>Tribes - Twink
>Age >30
>Check height/weight if applicable
>Ask for pics a few messages in
>If don’t like just block

Simple as

You can also try the discreet tribe, and no tribe but going through age groups like 18-22 / 22-26, might show more results

I don’t have a pic, and I’m not getting out of bed. Just imagine Ashton kutchers average body and you got mine. I’m 6’3 and have a slightly above average dick though

I'll never try this shit as I don't want HIV

SHHH user keep the ezsex methods for yourself shh don't ruin them

OK. I'm close to Ashton Kutcher, I have smaller arms but much bigger legs and ass.

I'm 6' and hung, so watch out London tgirls!

Chances are small and if don't live in the third world getting hiv is about as bad as having to take a single pill everyday.

I tried that. I'm not an idiot. When I tell you they're shit they're shit.

>Prep
>Condom
>Avoid blacks and spics
>Be a top
Just the last option alone makes it highly unlikely.