And this is our son's room

>and this is our son's room
>he's quite the fitness buff

>mind the smell.
>He claims those are Protein farts
>the washing machine says otherwise though*giggle*

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made for bbc

"MUUMMM CLOSE THE DOOR YOU ROASTIE SLUT!!! The air you're letting in is going to oxidise my raw onions......"

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come in..

>a-er-i was just trying out the squat plug for size.

>onion skins and monster cans litter the floor
>posters of naked muscley men on all walls and ceiling
>trap porn on the pc screen
>pile of dirty sweaty singlets in the corner

I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill, Isometric exercise, Care to join me?

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Mum, I'm thirty four years old and you still don't respect my privacy?!

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Sup'

I can explain

tfw they found you dildoing your ass and wearing girls' clothes on cam

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>looks like his friends are over too

>not that you can tell from his room
>he's a complete slob

What the fuckity fuck is going on here??

>looks like we caught him during some neck exercises
>we'll come back later!

NO.

I wish I could slip and slide with them haha
I'd slip slide all between them as a joke, just for laughs haha

>mfw I lean back and try to look casual with my hands behind my head, but then realise there is furry futa stuff going on on the screen I wasn't using

HOLY SHART that's funny

Im crying
use to do this shit with bros after wrestling or football
>hit the showers
>shower area is an open room with tiled hallway to the rest of the locker
>aim a shower head to spray down tree hallway and everyone starts lubing it up with axe bodywash andvother shower gels
>naked slip and slide into the gym shower with bros
>smash into eachother as we hit the shower wall at like 10mph

Scuffed Wolverine

Oh fuck I hoped that my mind would have deleted this but you just brought the memories flooding back.

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I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT!

Oh, hey, how’s it going?

wow

>the first one with the red, raw bum

>aim a shower head to spray down tree hallway and everyone starts lubing it up with axe bodywash andvother shower gels
What does this mean?

SOMEBODY POST THE DRAWN VERSION

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>tfw computer is positioned with my back to the door so every time I look back to see who comes in, it seems like I was watching something dirty

Kek

We did this all the time, bringing back some memories

>he still has people entering "his" room unannounced
18+ only.

>he has a "room" instead of an apartment

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Yes, my house has rooms in it, what of it?

Happens to me all the time. When I train hard and dont have gf at the moment, I sometimes get so horny that end up blowing myself or putting condom in banana and fucking myself in the ass. I fuck only girls though. I get so horny that I imagine how they feel with my dick in their mouth/ass and wanna try how good they feel

>the virgin room

I did this with my bros too, except we just called it gay sex.

> his apartment has rooms

What are you, fuckin gay?

i can smell your kut

sounds gay asf

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>kripparian
>furry futa
My kid of guy

kek