/FRAUD/

Were all gonna make it brahhh.

On a side note my nuts haven't shrank yet from this test p is that normal?

Needles come tomorrow....xmas comes early

Came across the information from an advices radio podcast which has Jordan Peters. Pretty interesting if any of tall into that
Advices Radio
URL: feeds.feedburner.com/AdvicesRadio

To answer you question though. Yes it's great because their is something I enjoy about taking innocence and turning it into smut

That depends. What's you protocol. How long have you been on and bloodwork. Unless your gear is bunk though i would consider that a non issue

I don't know if my tastes are just based on the last chick I was steadily fucking or if there's some sort of nature I go after. But recently I like not ditzy but bubbly and feminine girls.

2 months test p eod pins

>2nd week of pinning 2 in
>no bloods cause I'm a retarded leaf Ill get them after cycle
>400mg test p week
>4 weeks then I might drop to 300mg last 4 weeks
>I'm a dyel roidin b4 I go to prison
>gained 5 pounds so far
>got all muh pct and a trainer

if i do a 500mg week cycle +25mg dianabol a day will i get stretch marks?

If it makes you feel any better I didn't notice changes in my testes until 7 or 8 weeks in.
Depends?? I used to be a fatass so I had a lot of loose skin once I dropped down to sub 15% bf. When I put on lean mass I never gained those trademark stretch marks on the shoulder/pit areas or anywhere else for that matter

>4th pin this morning

i think im FEELIN IT

Oh your that guy. I dont even know where to start but assuming your gear is good and you are going to prison and you are dyel you should have really gained more weight. Pls eatnlift. Your bummy hole depends on it.

Say your gear is bad well I'm not sure you are going to habe much time to do anything about it.

Sorry buddy. Good luck

I just drew with a 23g and tried stabbing my ass with a 20.... it's been a long day

Reeeeeeee. I brewed mast e at 300mg/ml and there was still some in the container so I drew it out with a clean syringe but holy fuck that shit is the consistency of glue. I wonder if it’s still safe to pin.

Wtf are you going to prison for mate, and how long

I have always preferred cute girls over sexy ones. Always chose smaller framed girls and I always tried to turn my previous gfs into cute girls but they always wanted to be some IG whore Kardashian clone. Tried to get my ex to wear cute short skirts, thigh high socks and collared tops and bright colours or cute pastels all the time but she always chose some fucking skin tight jeans and a crop top or some gay shit in either black, white or some bullshit biege or moody red or purple. Then she's get pissy with me because I gave her less attention.

No shit I'm giving you less attention when you look like something I'm not attracted to.

But yeah I like the cute, innocent, bashful and naive type. But they're a needle in a haystack with modern girls who are just straight up whores or psuedo-whores.

:( maybe the bottles are underdosed? I get mad pumps and I'm much more hungry

Also 5lbs in a week seems pretty roidy to me. I just need 20lbs

>mfw I buy more BTC @ $6k and triple my money again

Wrong

I used to have the biggest balls in the country. Like, aside from elephantiasis, they were the biggest nuts anyone ever saw. I could make chicks cum when they slapped their bumholes during sex.

... I miss them ;_;

that was rude

ouch how does that feel

FFS Just looked at the fucking market.. I have money that has been stuck between markets not confirming while this shit is going on. I just want to buy my freaking steroids not lose $50 while it tanks transferring funds.. what a garbage "currency"

That's one of my favorite parts of sex lowkey

Nah ether is doing fine. Dips are to be expected. Just buy and hold. I've already doubled my initial investment

So I ended up getting Shiro. No regrets. She's very cute.

Lol I’m too scared to look and I only have $100 in btc right now.

Are those the things that obese guys cum on and then take pictures of after?

Oh no it's only worth 14k instead of 19k, a totally expected drop in value! what will we ever do

Do people seriously do this here
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

not me user, i only buy high quality statues for mature collectors such as myself

i do actually own this though

Yes they are. Undoubtedly they cum on fake ones, Shiro is a fake aswell but I don't care that much.

Cumming on real ones which cost in excess of $200 is retarded.

>coworker tells me she has a date tonight
>won’t tell me who
>ends up leaving an hour early
>says bye to me before she leaves
Is she trying to make me jealous, or is she telling the truth?

A currency has to be relatively stable dummy, if its to be a currency it has to be good for buying things and keeping value. How would you feel if you woke up and had 30% less value in your bank account tomorrow? Whole thing has turned into a wild investment scam with through the roof fees.

More importantly, why do you care? Either she's dating somebody, in which case she's likely off the market, or she's an immature game-playing child, in which case you should drop her like a bad investment.

>he collects statues of men

Are you gay or something, faggot?

Bitcoin was drastically unstable to begin with is all I'm saying. I agree with you completely and entirely man. You should honestly pull out everything you have in BTC and start putting it into ether. Just watch out for meme coins

kek reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=ciT2PMZPFgg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m31s

yeah but im not in london sorry

Reminds me of this lol

Missed opportunity if you really like her. When she wouldn’t tell you with who you should said “oh right it was me, so does the (trendy wine and tapas bar) downtown still sound good? If so I’ll see you at (2 hours from now)”

Either she was just fucking with you and it’d work or she was seriously going on a date with someone else and she’ll think you’re a mouthbreathing downie.

fuck. I can’t tell if this unlabeled vial was test or mast

Does your vendor have a reference page for color codes?

I made it myself. It’s light yellow so I can’t tell because I’m pretty sure my test cyp was the same color

Just got back from the lab. I wil get full lipids, alt, ast, creatinine and complete blood count. Results should be later today or tommorow morning.

Looking at the last thread

wtf happend, why everyone had fun without me

wtf happend to Jerry. I bet he's just trolling with us to let us feel better about ourselves.

user's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®

Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy sliding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.

Congratulations! you are now living the dream.

Ingestion of grapefruit lowers elevated hematocrits in human subjects.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3243695

I'm on week 7 taking 500mg Test E split up into 2 pins a week. I'm up like 14lbs and I have another 5 weeks left. You should be gaining way more.

have you did your bloods again? im curious about the results

No, it should be here yesterday but still nothing. Was planned to do it today without food in my stomach because that's needed for triglycerides

And probably will be closed with Christmas. Nothing goes as planned

Thank for the update boo.

Holy damn. This feels good. Time to shitpost these threads into oblivion once more.

I missed you

I missed me too.

How's the deca, you eating?

Nope. Nope. Nope. Sorting out a lot of life shit recently been very stressed and so I'm just cruising.

Going back to university, getting a new job etc.

The twink returned!! Did you already required muscles?

>Did you already required muscles?

何

stop this manga pussy shit, it makes you pussy and your muscles will stay dyel

Only use big huge dbz characters as pictures

and i bet you also listen to pussy music

Rem is cute!

I find myself becoming more attracted to 2d girls than to 3d girls every day, unironically. Every day, the girls I see IRL become less and less attractive.

I listen primarily to Sabaton and anime sound tracks, then when I feel like nostalgia trips from being a kid Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine and Three Days Grace. For highschool nostalgia trips it's Chelsea Grin, Thy Art Is Murder, Bring Me The Horizon and Parkway Drive.

What music do you like masT?

Can I make more gains first cycle even after I've made the expected 12 - 18 lbs?

Gonna keep blasting for a couple more weeks then cruise for 10. I wanna stay thicc.

I will add though, the Perfect Cell Theme is one of the single best fucking songs in any anime ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw

Cell was such a cool villain as well. Was more of a chaotic neutral than a true evil. Just wanted to be the very best fighter in the universe and didn't care what he had to do to get there.

Cell is beast.
youtu.be/GBr1p6iSU-I
This usually gets me going when it comes to gym motivation. Voice actor was fucking spot on and makes Cell look even more badass

That's a fucking stupid question, yes you can.

Das mean.
Also.
Omg you're back

I thought you said I was black then but yes I am back, to some people's dismay.

Saw this. Decided to order a Shiro figure. God damn Shiro is fucking cute.

She's a W H O R E!!
You all have trash taste

She's just loli fanservice, what do you want? She's fucking cute. She's also 11.

They recently play the NGNL:Zero movie in my local cinemas, so I went and saw it four times. Still couldn't fucking understand it.

Also I'm disgusted that your anime pictures aren't filed and numbered at all.

Matched with this chick.... Nice first pic.

Ok a little bigger than I thought...

T H I C C
H
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...

F R I D G E
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I love thicc but this just screams skinnyfat fridge

LMAO, just what i thought. That music is fueling your weakness

cell and buu are my favorites

beste music for you would be gangster rap or metal

Was that consensual?

What the fuck is this horror.

She is definitely not my type, I'm more into literal models, but you can't deny that hip to waist ratio. If she lost 20 lb I bet she would be banging. Not fridge mode, she has curves... Covered in fat

What's wrong with Sabaton? Are you just upset they haven't done a song about the Netherlands yet? Military and folk metal is the most superior form of metal.

Not a big fan of rap, can't get passed how self-absorbed and conceited or just plain boring the lyrics are, they treat themselves like their precious individuals. Fuck Eminem especially. Some instrumentals are cool though

youtube.com/watch?v=T4NLlYv_sOA&index=6&list=PLCmc9RERV_RJZGV54Oq04RmqHChGycz0D

youtube.com/watch?v=IFoEHkw4OLk

The only rap I've ever enjoyed is Shahman.
youtube.com/watch?v=ENn0V2VjNhs

The Buu saga got boring for me.

>I love thicc

I'd hit it.
Obvious virgin

Don't listen to him user. If you stay a virgin, we won't have to deal with you in the gene pool.

Her entire upper body ruins it for me.
But yeah if she lost fat and worked her lower body a bit she would without a doubt be bangable.

You don't love thicc?

FUCKING JAPANSE PUSSY SHIT,

this one is dope

youtube.com/watch?v=0eTLsVzW6Ik

BAMMMM makes me wanna kill all you fucking twinks

and this

youtube.com/watch?v=jEf2NUC90bo

and this

youtube.com/watch?v=gCSs5QggRUk

FUCKING WEAK TWINKKKKSS

>You don't love thicc?
his little penis can't penetrate

Gangster rap is weak shit, you don't need to talk about being the shit if you are. Compensating bullshit. Actions, not words.

It makes you fuel your anger and adrenaline. That's what you need

You think that pussy Japanse shit will do something for you, beside make you even more pussy

What talking about, i am not talking about studio gangsters.

>I listen primarily to Sabaton and anime sound tracks, then when I feel like nostalgia trips from being a kid Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine and Three Days Grace.

A man after my own heart. Good to have you back, Crucy.

>Obvious virgin
Sigh.

I wish I was a virgin. Women are a meme.

thicc is fucking disgusting. Petite is where it's at.

>Disturbed
Just how fucking normie can you get masT...Lord help you. The only good Disturbed songs are Get Psycho and Inside the Fire. You might like Five Finger Death Punch if you like disturbed.

youtube.com/watch?v=GOMbGP86W7Y

Get on board with Sabaton, plenty of Ubermensch songs for you. Gangsta rap is just funny and cringe to me. Like mate, c'mon. You're not hard, you're not special, you're not rich, you're not powerful, you're not fooling anyone. You're a snowflake with an ego.

Glad to be back.

Recommendations for songs about working hard? Preferably something fast, I don't listen to slow shit, I don't really care about the genre

Examples

youtu.be/Bcf4Wyf520A

youtu.be/6Y-DjurrO08

youtu.be/-2uU6OJV65w

youtu.be/0M1L15hpphQ
(Lel)

youtu.be/WopyrETP-CU

youtu.be/Z06ULC7yaP8
Metal about killing people works too..

youtu.be/5EkXCcMh5f0

youtu.be/6GKFnwanS1I

If didn't know you were American before, this would have definitely given it away...

Although there is a kickass One Punch AMV to a Rob Bailey song.
youtube.com/watch?v=S8LCUxBjNOc

Recently 80's russian rock has been tickling my fancy
youtube.com/watch?v=DDCDsKHCE8s

finally quit being a steph and watched NGNL huh, i told you to watch it like a month ago.
no u
>tfw no local theater that plays current anime movies

>If didn't know you were American before, this would have definitely given it away...

Yeah no shit. I was laughing the entire time I was copying and pasting those songs.

It's not like those are my favorite or anything.. I barely even like rap tbqh, but negros make gym bangers, what can I say...

I've been listening to this (and Amon Amarth) to get amped for heavy lifts for like 5 years straight, idgaf
youtu.be/dA3Bxc3A5hA

How close minded are you. You think i compare myself with a gangster rapper just because i like to listen to it

No wonder you listen to that pussy Japanse cartoon music, kek

LMAO THIS IS YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY