What the most Veeky Forums related way to kill yourself?
What the most Veeky Forums related way to kill yourself?
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wrestle a bear
onion overdose
fall in love with a girl who doesn't love you back
Pin yourself under 800lbs on the bench.
world record bench press attempt no spotter and no safeties
do steroids and die to an (((unrelated))) heart defect in a sauna with a tranny on your dick
tie noose around your neck and attach to pull up bar
do pull ups to failure
Start a world war against enormous odds kill 6 million Jews then shoot yourself when youre bout to get raped
>fall in love with a girl who doesn't love you back
Fall in love with a girl that sucks life out of you through you dick
>Heart attack in sauna/murdered by Tim Sharky
>Home made plane crash
>Suicide upon realising you will never be Tom Cruise
>Suffocation when roid gut becomes too big for cookie cutter airways to handle
>Shock after 8 hour arm workouts
>Shot by Jason Blaha
like bruce lee workout til you die
Die on the bench with shot load of weight. But you have to scream lightweight baby before dropping it on your chest
i have those same underwear :^)
Drop the bar on neck or head.
I miss him
Running from a train.
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There was a video of a man who tried to bench press a shit ton of weights and the bar slammed on his chest crushing everything. He died one or two hours later in the hospital.
>load up 10 plates on bench
>start screaming "YEAH BUDDY" etc
>just before picking up the barbell scream "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY"
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obviously the bodybuilder who died doing a backflip
Resistance band neck training until failure
LMAO
Crush skull doing a skull crusher. >pic related.
Homegym with self made equipment
Trying to outrun a train.
shotgun to the roof of the mouth
Diy squat rack
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JUST
>Tfw live in Burbank
>Go to Metrolink station every day and bawl my eyes out
taking creatine
Bench with no spotter
climb mount Everest then go shirtless to show off your gains.
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nice digits too
Slip in shower, then die in coma.
Strain yourself until you get a hernia and then hit it with a hammer until you die instead of getting treatment
a while ago I imagined a shirt of this, the swole guy choking himself on a bar with pull up noose the slogan FUNCTIONAL FITNESS outside
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The bench press guillotine
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If I ever get to the point of no return I promise you all this will be my suicide method and I'll live stream it.
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>the announcer keeps going after he's dead
>that nigger that lifts his knees to his chest for no reason
>ctlr+f 'deadlift'
>no results
Grow old and alone and then just die of natural causes
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>have noose ready and tie self to bar
>kick chair from under you and start repping away
>soon after the adrenaline starts kicking in so does the dopamine
>you become too elated to want to die
>panic ensues and you regret it
>die horribly
Why would you do this. An instant drop the bar to the neck works fine.
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A fucking decade ago I had this great infographic, and now I feel old as shit. Can't find it, but the basic gist was this.
>make a noose out of razor-wire
>place around neck
>apply superglue to both hands
>hold to each cheek until dry and thoroughly stuck
>knock chair out from under you
>razor-wire slices through neck
>looks like you pulled off your own head
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kek
Try bench pressing 300kg without safety stands.
w2c
tie a noose with piano string, glue your hands to your own head, an hero, have friend come to remove noose, when others come they will think you torn off your own head
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>Go to gym, do nothing but arms and chest for 6 months
>Find a bridge
>Tie cheese wire in a noose around your neck and secure other end to bridge
>Superglue hands to the sides of your head
>Wait to dry
>Jump off bridge into water
>When someone finds you they'll think you were strong enough to pull off your own head.
You sound mentally handicapped
suicide grip
last time i read this was 10 years ago
me too, but i still consider it to be the best suicide method of /b/, i even had gif with drawn instructions
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trips confirm
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is this the perfect way to progress on pull ups?
>Benoit himself was discovered in his gym. He had committed suicide by hanging. Benoit had made a makeshift noose from one of the pulley cables. Then he fastened it to some weights on a weight machine. When the custom made set-up was triggered by dropping the counterweights, it immediately broke Benoit’s neck
If you don't kill yourself like this you are pretty much a DYEL for eternity.
Sampsoning some rich guy's palace.
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Alternatively, I just came off placement with a forensic pathology unit and we had a guy who necked himself with a car. Get a long strong rope, tie it to a tree, hit the accelerator and you're almost guaranteed to take your head clean off. Use your superglue trick and not only will it look like you've your head off but there won't even be a rope nearby to spoil the illusion.
>be in garage gym alone
>chalk those hands
>start your dead lift
>light weight baby
>arched back
>awww fuck
>SNAP CITY!
>paralyzed
>lay on the floor
>lose gains waiting for help
>help never comes
>gains lost for eternity
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roid heart attack
whats this from user
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>try to make funny meme post
>don't succeed
at least you tried user
Been considering that actually.
Insulin coma
DELET
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Major kek on the blaha one
Homemade guillotine.
Tim Sharky is so frightening.
Did he really kill Zyzz?
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Work for Hillary clinton I think is the obvious answer here.
>be a manlet
>get jacked af then realize it hasn't changed your life at all
>neck yourself
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