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I used to never like milfs or milf porn. Then I got my wife pregnant, and now on the rare occasion that I do watch porn, I watch exclusively milf porn.

i was an autistic but attractive 6'2 white boy.
she still lived with her semi-wealthy parents. After work at some point I was talking to her in the break room and I managed to get her out in my car where we made out.
the first time we went out it was in the back of my car up on some scenic hill at midnight, after that I was in her bed or her parents bed when they were gone. I'd make her go on a run with me to get all sweaty and high, we ate and banged eachothers asses then fucked a lot. I bought her plan B more than I should have.

It was a good life. So much other bad shit kept happening to me back then I didnt even pay attention to, when you're sexually secure anything feels possible

wtf, shes groce

Always wanted to fuck my friend's mom. At one point I think she felt the same. When are they making those time machines?

>those legs

If she is still alive, nothing can hold you user.

>we ate and banged eachothers asses
Go on...

Damn

so did you raise the kid?

This may shock you, but there are millions of milfs out there with a wide-ranging variety of sexual interests.

Fuck you're right. Another reason to continue to better myself. I will have that pussy one day

nope

Fucked my ex-coworker, she is 40 but never had a kid so she looked good, but I realised that I don't like older women that much. My 36 years old coworker is flirting with me right now, good body, average face but I don't want it that much. You can swim in pussy if you are young, look good and willing to flirt with them.

theres this latina girl at my workplace, shes just turning 31 but she hot thot,
i would love to nut deep inside her and shes all flirty with me.

she said last week she would be into me if she wasnt married already.

>implying those smiles and jokes

I fucked up few occasion in previous jobs because of stupid ass meme don't shit when you eat meme.

hnggg give milf fucktoy pls

one of my best friends (hot, 8/10) has this MILF fucking mom and she loves talking to me. Like i can't tell if she's being a flirt or just enjoys my presence but god damn I would love to destroy her.

too bad she's my best friends mom and that friend is my girlfriends best friend too fuk

So I'm a 22 yo virgin and I met this 26 year old black single mother at my community college. Great thick body, like a pornstar. The downside is that she dresses to unattractive sometimes that she looks like a common nigger. Should I still go for it and use her as a practice girl and is there any advice you would give me

Lost my virginity at 24 with a married milf in her late thirties that I met at work. Three years later and I'm still fucking her 2 times a week.

Usually they're not interested in relationships with younger men because in a relationship they're after money/stability etc. which is more common with older men. But if you're fit and attractive milfs love having affairs and flings and shit with young guys, the sex is great, but if they're too old I tend to feel a little gross afterwards.

Who that

>start liftan
>hope to attract milfs
>end up attracting fat single moms
Does this ride ever end?

Some of the best sex I've had was with Milfs. Younger women just are not experienced.

>giving attention to single mothers

>tfw meet woman 30 years older
>would like to bang her
>tfw she falls and breaks her hip
>no chance now

>>be me, have septecimia in college, almost die.
>>be 6"3 college swimmer, swam sine I was 8, compete nationally.
>>drop out for a year spend 4 months in hospital.
>>have a PT qualification
>>after 4 months recovering and doing nothing I can hardly bench 70kg. Realise how fucked i was and how ill never swim at college level again.
>>get depressed, realise i gotta earn money now to get laid.
months till i cant start college again.
>>start working at an old gym i used to work at years back.
>>do group classes(super gay imo but hey it pays £25 an hour)(thats like $35)
>>full of milfs and young mums who have nothing to fucking do all day.
Now i have a few stories but a few are.....

Wear uni logo shorts and girl comments on my legs (breaststrokers usually have niiiice quads) little 28yo qt says she gradutated from my uni years ago and asks how it is ect.. ect. End up pting her a couple times, then start banging ect easy money.

Next one is weird, 35 year old mum starts telling me how shes doing a masters in some bs social science at a part time uni (lol), home alone alot studying hard. Husband works in finance always travelling. pays me for 10 sessions up front (like £300) wtf.. meh ok. always asks for help with exercises like to prod her ass to make sure its contracting, go with it because shes paying me a shit tonne. End up asking me if i want to do a home workout session because she is in a rush, (bitch only lives 10 mins from the gym) meh ok. Come in and shes in skimpy shorts and a sports bra. Hormones take over and i just start rubbing her between her legs pretending to massage her inner thigh to get the ball rolling. Fuck all over her house. Pics of family all over the place :(

This go hang out at a bar that middle aged people frequent. I pick up milfs at mine all the time. It's probably because I am the youngest guy there.

Moar

Kys my man

You are a disgusting degenerate. have fun getting shot by one of those husbands. If i had a bat wrapped in barbwire, i would use it to cave in your degenerate skull. You don't deserve to be alive anymore.

>In upstate New York town that is full of rich people in the summer
>At bar with business partner having a late lunch. Start talking to random baby boomer guy about sports.
>He buys us both a beer. His wife and her friend come into the bar after spending the day shopping.
>He introduces us, wife's friend is showing me the clothes she just bought.
>Notice the ring.
>Guy we were talking to asks what we are doing later, I say we will be out this evening.
>Wife's friend says "give me your number and we'll text you later on."
>Text her my name, she texts me back hers. I text her back the heart eyes emoji and she looks at me and smiles.
>Get our check and say our good byes.
>Few hours later I get a text from her saying that they're at some restaurant and I should come meet them. It's only a block away so why not.
>Go over and sit with them for a bit - she's a little drunk and is being overly friendly. She looks good though, 49yo, great body, perfect tits, and had likely had some good work done on her face. Turns out she's never had children and her husband hasn't fucked her in four years.
>Her other friends leave, I take her to a really busy club full of younger people and we hang out on the rooftop and she is all stoked on me and feeling my muscles etc.
>Have many drinks, fraternize with people around us, can tell she's really enjoying herself.
>On the way out from the club, a guy I know who bounces there gives me a covert fist-bump as I walk out with her.
>Jump in an Uber go to the AirBnb I'm staying at.
>Fuck her twice, probably made her cum for the first time since before 9/11.
>Get her in an Uber at 4 am.
>Met up with her for brunch a few days later before she had to go back home. We still text once in a while but I'm not really in a rush to do it again.

If you want to fuck hot, rich, married MILFs you need to hang around high-end spa and resort towns and simply let them do all the work. They don't want to be pursued, they want to pursue you.

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sure ting>>of all the group ex's im by far the youngest and the only dude. Always see this woman in her late 30's after my spin class who is also a pt. Shes at best a 5/10 but shes always full of energy and pays me compliments. Company sends us on training together to learn a kettle bells course. Have lunch together as we dont know anyone there so kind of latch on to each other (do all the group work together ect) and hit it off. Says she will give me a lift home but needs to stop by her house, go in for coffe ect ect. Feel kinda dirty tho because i really did it for the bants.

My final one is hilarious, be pting Indian qt 7/10, her whole family are easy 8-9/10s shes just the runt of the litter. Recently dumped by her banker boyfriend, wants to loose weight to make him jealous (dude dodged a bullet coz she was not only a snarky cunt she was nuts too) Super insecure and always trying to impress me by telling me how much she earns and how well she did in uni(MENG mechanical master race here bois) she pays me for 2x a week sessions. Easy money, she is a Mba grad working for a consulting company but a legit retard when it came to working out, starts blaming her lack of progress on me. OOOOOOOOHHH NOOOOO.jpg Tell her shes being an autist with her diet (she thinks a chocolate bar is an adequate lunch) and carrot juice and a banana is a proper breakfast. As she is paying me so much offer to cook her a meal in her apartment around the corner and do her an super detailed diet plan (normally i would give my clients diet plans but she said she didnt want one-yeah my bad )

Always sexual tension when we train, she always complements my frame asks me about my love life, I find her pretty annoying so i dont reciprocate and i want to get paid. She starts getting really insecure after a couple of months when her man gets a new gf (lol) and keeps asking if she looks good (obviously i say yes i like money)

...cont

go for it

so we are cooking in her apartment and she brings out the wine as a "post workout treat" suddenly it turns into a date, eat the meal (salmon sweet chilli im a awesome cook), she starts getting weird about her ex again blah blah i glase over at this point, then she starts saying how im so much taller(lel move over manlets) and more attractive than her ex (its not hard to look better than a dude who works in an office 80 hours a week.. but hey) basically take my cues and end up pounding her. Go back to college 1 week later. End of stories.And i live in the uk so no getting shot by me, and Its not my fault she wants to cheat.

Whats even better is that i came in her mouth, and she 100% gonna kiss her husband with that mouth

Hi pajeet

what a fucking childish fantasy
> I know who bounces there gives me a covert fist-bump as I walk out with her.
hahahahhaha you poor thing

caught the larping virgin

>trying this hard

> offers hypothetical
And that's how it begins. Your move, user.

>He doesn't fuck single mothers
Im 20 seeing a 27 year old with a kid. She rides me till i cum, gives me head till she gets lockjaw, gives me free pot, loves making me cum and works my dick better than any girl. Shes says i can have her until her baby is old enough to start remembering shit. So I'm pumping her with hot cummies for another 6 months

good for you, user. you'd be dead in the US of A though

True dat

wear a fucking condom, be safe, shes cucked one guy already

how would a non-autist proceed?

MOMMY GIV MILKIES

Give her passing compliments, hold eye contact occasionally, flirt generally. Basically normal non autistic interaction.

She's aight. Pound away.

Can confirm roasties in their 30s are delusional enough to go to a club to try and pick up a 20 year old in the hopes that they will end up in a long term relationship.

t. Oldfag

Bro i have prejack because I've always used a condom. I've only fucked one of my girls on the reg raw and that was because she had an IUD (i know she did becausr after a night of stabbing her with 8.5 hard inches she had me feel around her pussy with my fingers to make sure it was still in there) with her, she would hold me in missionary and when i was about to cum she'd grind her hips with mine till she got every drop. I miss her, i haven't seen her since she cheated on her new bf with me

Nice RP kid

Are you talking about Saratoga springs?

8.5 inches lel are you a larping faggot too?

No i just have a big dick and use it. Get you one, call me Bacteria because i stay in them guts

Yes. Yes I am.

>milf thread

One of the hottest girls i know is a single mom. If we let peoples' past behavior dictate whether we fuck them you'd never get laid because you post on Veeky Forums.

I'm pretty sure you're one of those navy kids that workout at the y

This too, i eat slut pussy becuase No one else will

no, she WEIGHS a gross

who is this test pest?

Maitland Ward Baxter.

Nah, I'm involved in the horse business. I live on the other side of the country but I'm usually there for most of the meet.

fuck now that is motivation

Hit it. Just use a condom.

>tfw bbw fetish
>unlimited pawgs everywhere
>barely have to try to hook up with them

maitland ward baxter as user said.
she is amazing, the perfect female form imho

>tfw starting lifting
>develop chubby/bbw fetish
>unlimited pawgs everywhere
>asperger's so cant talk to strangers for shit
>tfw

>tfw start lifting
>develop trap/trans fetish
>hook up with what I think is a 10/10 trans girl
>turns out she’s a 5’3” chubby Filipino man in a wig
>bang anyway

that is not so bad breh, at least you can fuck something, i cant even fuck a man in a wig

>don't shit when you eat
why would you do that anyway, it's fucking disgusting ayyyyy

If I'm 5'9 do I still have a chance?

Good for you buddy
I wouldnt wanna do her, but good for you.

i guess there is just more soft goodness for me to fuck then

Looks like a hooker

looks like a sexy sloot

biggest mistake of my life was banging a trashy half mexican chick raw
I'm really lucky I haven't gotten anything but I was scared I had for months afterwards
if you do go for it, and I wouldn't, but if you do, wear a damn condom

hi jew

since some of you are sharing your stories I guess I'll share mine
I slept with a married woman with kids recently
her husband is beta-ish, doesn't give her any proper attention, and is shitty to her according to her and what I've seen
I can't tell anyone IRL this because they probably wouldn't like it and it definitely wouldn't be appropriate so I'm telling you guys
I kinda felt like an asshole over it but I don't know her husband and if he won't give her what she needs then I will
and just so you moralfags know this happens all the time. literally all the time. I've met maybe 5 women in my life who I was certain wouldn't cheat. inb4 projection
also, if you get Veeky Forums older women will come onto you all the time, too. yoga classes are perfect for this if it's what you want

fuck her

love them

Nofap & meditate. Unironically fixed me.

Takes two to tango, boss man

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dont worry about it user, good job cucking someone, i wish i will cuck someone some day, the ultimate high t test

>Shes says i can have her until her baby is old enough to start remembering shit

lmfao, awesome

I have a live in milf who holds the key to my chastity device. She decides when I am permitted to orgasm. I bring her to orgasm several times a week with my cock or my tongue and fingers. I can only cum when she allows it.