Mire Thread - Sophisticated Milf Edition

>have to take a 1 day handicapped passenger accessibility course
>there's like 20 guys in the class, almost 100% immigrant
>one woman shows and she sits down next to me (and no i wasn't closest to the door)
>lady is maybe late 30's - shoulder length blonde hair, green eyes...think Jana Cova the pornstar for reference
>notice her taking a tonne of notes, which was weird since there's no testing component
>I break the ice by telling her, her note taking is making me nervous wtf are you doing
>she laughs and tells me she's a researcher from University of Toronto, shes in town on a grant and her colleague is here doing research on Air BNB
>asks about me explain im a PT and that i was thinking of driving cab on the weekends to help pay my tuition as the PT sessions aren't that lucrative
>we get split into 3 groups each assigned to experience a different handicap
>first exercise is to partner up and learn to guide the blind
>instructor tells us to put on a blindfold, then the guide partner will touch the back of your hand with the back of theirs
>after that the blindfolded person feels up the guides arm and holds then at the elbow
>sexy researcher was "conveniently" already standing next to me so we partner up
>i be blind first, hold my arm at my side, when i feel her hand i motion up her arm and hold her elbow then we start, i could probably wrap my whole hand around both her arms lol
>her turn
>so now she's blind and has a hold of me
>flex.jpeg
>she gets like half her hand around my elbow, feel some periodic tension on my tri's and forearm
>the next two activities were solo, one was maneuvering in a wheel chair and another was having to dig for $27.35 change out of a small wallet while wearing oven mits
>throughout the course notice her glancing at me from the corner of my eye, I've been training for this lol so I don't do that instant look over at her thing most people instinctively do

Cont

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>course ends and we get handed our certificates, because she's a researcher they didn't give her one, i comment on this jokingly
>think to myself lets just tease this milf before im outtie for good youknoooow
>i put my coat on, about to leave
>to my surprise she asks for my number, fumbles in her purse looking for a card then gives me her number and says I want to stay i touch, let me know how things progress
>i smile and say sure thanks Sherry

K lads wtf is next, i don't have my full cab license yet so should i call/txt her before then. I know she's in town for the time being, never mentioned a husband or boyfriend while we were banting.

>be a taxi driver
>loneliness doesn't follow you around everywhere
You're doing it wrong user

this is so fucking autistic

Get to be out late at night. Be young a fit, with a decent face. Bro say whatever you want. My friends who drive cab who fit the above description fuck so many girls they pick up its ridiculous. Some of these fuckers are gigaloos on wheels. Its not the norm so I get the skepticism.

Yea I know, the course wasted a whole day and cost $100.

Ur dumbissimo, should have asked her out for drinks

too long, learn how to greentext i'm not reading that umad fag?

Ty for stopping by. I hope you have a nice day, soybitch.

Fake Taxi

Except those are hired actors. In the case of people i know irl they have lots of fwb type relationships, its common with divorced older women who have their own places. They just dial a dick, 2-3-4 am seems to be the trend. We'll see.

>call her
>invite her for drinks
>"Maybe we can continue our handicap training. I'll fuck you until you can't walk, and we'll figure it out from there."

You're welcome, OP.

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>he doesn't read
brainlet detected

>Meet Indian guy at the gym who apparently went to the same college as me who we'll call Tommy (He's not stereotypical pajeet tier indian so he's alright in my book)
>Occasionally Tommy brings another younger kid to the gym with him
>Ask him who it is one day, says it's his nephew
>Nephew suffers from something I don't remember the name of, he's built like a stick and has trouble walking and using his muscles
>I'm talking struggles to do curls with the 5 pound weights and struggles doing chest fly machine on the lowest setting
>One day Tommy introduces me to Nephew
>Shake his hand, tell him some stuff about sticking with it and overcoming your obstacles (I'm not very good at talking to people)
>Tommy says "Yeah buddy, just keep at it. If you keep working at it one day you'll be as big and strong as user."

I'm not sure if this is a mire or not but it made me feel.

So a hot girl gets in their cab, and then what? They pull into a discreet location and fuck on the back seat?

Your friends might be lying a little.

Good shit bro, i commend you for looking past skin color and smell lol.

"Wants to stay in touch"

You write a couple of messages, and then asks to get a coffee or something. Then see if you can come to hers to get it, or she comes home to you.

Sometimes the customer legitimately become your friend. We aren't choir boys so know where to get basic drugs and alchohol anytime of a night. Why would you fuck in the car? These are adults bra not teens. Plus the clean up. You fuck at their place.

Just message her an say, you still around, where you staying? She’ll say yes, an tell you where she’s staying if she wants to bone, leave it like half hour, then tell her your coming over what room number.... She gave you her number mate, she’s staying in a hotel, you do the maths ffs.

this OP, what do you have to lose?

>milfs

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Okay lads what next.

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>Sorry I'm not sure who this is.

It's fine, your first message didn't clarify anything about who you were so it's no surprise she didn't know. Just keep cool

Try again.

bro be more concise and don't use emoji and shit like ;)
be a man ffs
>hey this is user from that course, you still in town?
>yeah
>let's get a drink
don't ask "wanna get a drink?"

Since u guys let me down by not provinding advice quick enough here what i said.

>your
here's a tip - learn to write

>Saskatchewan
You from Alberta buddy?

OP, just propose to meet for chatting around a drink

Manisnowba bro.

>waitress asked me if I knew one of her friends who owned a nearby gym because "I look like I workout"
Would ask for her number but I fly home tomorrow.

Try to set up a meet in the next few messages

I feel sorry for you man.

> We should meet up before you leave!
> Sure big swole, any ideas?
> Something near your place would be great
Christ, fuck user...

You text like a 15 year old for fucks sake

JUST i know. Wanna thaw my balls near her warm beaver. If you catch my drift.

She’s already decided she ain’t fuckin you. Gg dude uninstall your life

>4 "U"s
She obviously thinks you're a big guy user.

Stop this bro. This is uninteresting chat and it's only going to breed more small talk. Get on with asking her out

Wtf are u doing? Ur not texting a hs girl quit beating around the bush and loling

Recent one
>at the gym doing deadlifts
>8/10 cardio bunny on the treadmill
>2 dyels start doing jerking triceps push downs on the lat machine
>i start laughing
>she looks me in the face and prolly though i was miring her
>starts smiling back
>1 am that day get a phone call from her
>says i got your number from a mutual friend
small city everyone knows everyone
>i hang up cuz bitch woke me up
i would smash her but she used to go to hs with my long term gf

If I was a chick and some dude hit me up texting with emojis and shit sounding like a fucking woman I would be drier than the rub al khali.

2 emoji's and both in different txts. Kill yourself faggot, if u were a woman you wouldn't be a hater imbecile for starters.

>Hanging up on her
Congrats on reaching alpha status bro

Your texts make you seem like an utter faggot. Stop being so giddy and excited, saying 500 things in one text with fucking smilies and exclamation marks after every thought. Fucking hell.

Stop pretending to care about her work. BTW, she doesn't want to talk with a date about her fucking job. Only poofters and women pretend to care about other's plans that much. She knows you're worming your way round to asking her out but are too pussy to do it. Believe me she wants a man who is going to make her break all her plans off to get dicked by him. If you don't go in balls deep now she knows you won't later.

So like just say? Right now without her replying?

"Hows your night looking, wanna grab a drink? "

>and another was having to dig for $27.35 change out of a small wallet while wearing oven mits
how and why

Dealing with people with arthritis or MS.

your committed now bruv, don't text 2x in a row

Do it right after she responds

Fucking hell lads here goes. Full desperado mode.

Fuck oh no....did i jump the gun? Assholes in the thread pressured me.

I think you did fine user, just playing it off like the first message was a joke, now you just have to wait...

bruh next time don't fuck around, text for pure flirting/logistics. you're not trying to be friends, you're trying to plunge the depths of her birth canal with your cock.

you know it, she knows it, so act like it. text for logistics, not small talk

This is awful. Kys
Also post body

That's literally the best message he's sent so far.

Not waiting for a response and say >big city girl
are absolute failures.

LESGOOOOOOOOO

>double text

Sorry dude youl'l get em next time but this is basically over. Her tone is vague and trying to shut you down, in my opinion.

I'm a USA West Coast fag tired of degeneracy, do you know how often americans expatriate to Winnipeg or Saskatchewan? How about the maritime provinces?

Double text doesn't look great and the first of these two was very autistic but maybe she'll still give you a chance

Something I noticed
>Be skinnyfat
>start lifting
>look better
>start getting tons of mires
>plateau in my lifts but still look just as good as I did before
>the mires dry up

I think you will only attract mires when you are confident. When you are making gains your confidence is a lot higher than when you are maintaining your gains if that makes sense. Can anyone else confirm?

Any anons into the BDSM scene?

>Me and gf/mistress at a christmas play party
>Easily the youngest people there, each of us 22. Next youngest person is guy in his thirties
>I've got a pump from pull day, cock ring keeping my cock nice and juicy
>Literally the largest, most muscular male at this party
>GF has me tied to st andrew's cross, beating thighs and chest
>Alternating with jacking my cock off every few strikes
>I'm deep in the zone, sort of on the verge of crying, pissing, and cumming
>This is why we do this

>We're playing TNGHT on our bluetooth speaker
>Women start circling around our little scene
>Asking about the music, cheering her on
>Watch "dom" 40something guy get pissed that his wife "sub" is obviously getting turned on watching my gf beat the shit out of me
>They are visibly fighting and leave early
>Lol, MFW

>We ride the dopamine rush all the way home and have some eggnog and vanilla missionary style sex, watch the last couple episodes of mindhunter and go to sleep.

Love christmas.

what

You disgust me

You'd probably like me if we met irl.

You can't jump the gun if you've already fucked up. You're talking to a milf not a high schooler, cut the shit and just get to the point next time my man. Texting should only be something you do to set up a date, you shouldn't be having convos or trying to flirt over SMS

How do you get into this? craigslist?

I'm generally gregarious so you're probably right, but my disdain would only be thinly veiled if we ever got into this topic.

Fetlife and friends of friends. We're in a famously degenerate west coast city so these events happen frequently.

I would never talk about this with someone in real life. Subjecting other people to knowledge of your sexual preferences is some immature white liberal shit. I have a professional image to maintain, too. I share it on here because it's the only place I can, I like hearing people's responses to my weird life.

Please find Jesus user. Love u

I'm Episcopalian

>What!
Fucking hell, mate. We should make this a meme.

enjoy user

You draw this?
Funny.

nope
artist's website at the bottom

I got mires today and I'm not even fit. I'm lanky as fuck. AMA

This isn't surprising at all but it fits so well that I'm inclined to believe you are baiting

I'm not even baiting. I was raised Episcopalian, my mother and father are Episcopalian, their parents were Episcopalian.

Kek. Your sex life disgusts me

That's how other people's sex lives should make you feel, user.

Cock rings will ruin your dick's blood vessels dude.

I take it off long before priapism could be an issue. It's mostly so I don't go soft out of overstimulation.

>go to pick up son at school
>wearing undershirt and sweatpants
>teacher asks if I work nights
>say yes
>she says she thought i was a firefighter becaue i look like im built for it
>thank her for the compliment and tell her im actually in network support

It's the little things that keep me motivated

Winnipeg.. Man, Im in Grand Forks, ND. That city worth a passport? Dont got one yet.

If it makes you feel better, I live in South Florida and don't have a passport. The Bahamas are 60 miles away and I've never been.

No.

Eh the people are alright. Apart from that nothing special. Its cold as fuck.

I know the feel. You being almost directly north get the same shit we do. Its miserably cold. And then wind.. fuck the constant 10-20 mph wind year round. Fuck the midwest. But GF wants to go cuz drinking age 18

you do you user

OP DID SHE REPLY

nice blogpost faggot

Well? Did she reply OP? I have to know, gotta get them sleep gains in man!

Shut the fuck up dude, let the man do his thing

Got mired for the first time in literally my life today bros
>been running ss for around a month (and a half now) hitting it hard as fuck everyday
>Bulking at 250 6'0 (barely made non manlet cut off) so muscles looking huge af and meaty
>Hitting uni gym and getting done squatting
> cute cardio bunny receptionsist are giggling looking at me squat
>flex both cheeks up and down like those botty builders do with their pecs to impress them or some shit
>they fucking start giggling some more
>test boost 100%
>fucking kill the hell out of rest of workout.
a-am I making it

>a-am I making it
You know the answer to this. You can feel it in your very being.
Keep fighting the good fight brother, we're all gonna make it.

I blew it :(

she was a roastie anyways.
no worries, youll get your dick wet soon.

a fellow autist