No Fap redpill

nigga I'm here to work

>on day 2 of nofap
>have a nape before gym
>wake up horny
>hump bed
>ejaculate

fug

so if we had sex 24/7 what would life be like?

Lucky bastard. Im on 1 week of nofap and i have no libido whatsoever. Doesnt help that I am going through a crushing rejection I suppose.

This is what separates niggers from humans

>have a nape

Sounds CUTE! :3

Just hold for 5-7 more days, and it will be back and stronger.

>day 3 nofap
>had wet dream about fucking a twink
I ain't even gay

Sure thing buddy

6 days in and all I've felt is anxiety so far. I'm working out twice a day just to keep the jitters off. How is this helpful?

>be socially retarded
>stop watching porn for over a month
>become insatiably horny
>have no outlet because I don't know how to get a girl to have sex with me
>get angry and anxious eaily

don't lie to yourself user

1 month here, had my first kiss. A cute drunk friend of mine tongued the shit of a confused me

>fell for the atheism jew meme

Good goy, you have no soul you're no different than animals.

>/pol/yp literally accepting he is a low test cuckold

Nice try, shlomo.

Diversity

I started nofap without even noticing coz I started fucking random girls
>feelsgoodman

>sex is bad
My God you sound stupid.
Gas yourself

Watching porn is like you're watching through the eyes of an actual cuckold, watching another man fucking the woman while you fap in the corner. Vidya, movies and youtube videos are all cuck activities too, not in the literal sense but in the sense that you're watching other people do stuff instead of doing stuff yourself.

On the other hand you're right OP. The only thing worse than watching other people do stuff is doing nothing at all. That's why people stay in the cuck mindset, because being forced to do something with your life is terrifying.

Most of all, browsing Veeky Forums is as cucked as it gets. You're writing messages and posting pictures of girls cause you're terrified of socialising, which is the only way you get girls in a normal healthy society.

Porn, vidya, youtube, Veeky Forums: all of your favourite things are for cucks and losers and they're ruining the only you chance you have of a life. Time to fucking weep.

Bro I can't slay dragons and get raped by orc futas irl. Shit would be cash tho and I pray for it everyday

I have sex regularly, but I get so horny sometimes and my gf ain't here so I jerk off too. Is that bad ?

I don't know. Maybe look at the state of the average young men... They literally having sex 24/7 with their hands, that is. Are these times the Pinnacle of human being?
No. We are downfalling

>this
In my way to the gym to pump some irons for my gf.
Wasted the whole morning on YT...

That's how you supposed to be when you're rejected. Not the apathetic state you are normally in.
If it triggers something in you it might change you

So you finally left your house?

Not fitness related.

Report all nofap threads for off topic

get a sidehoe

>I started nofap without even noticing coz I lowered my standards in women

porn is the new epidemic and we guys need to fight it with all might and become men again

>Chad is banging girls out there and you are sitting alone in your room in front of the pc monitor's blue light and jerking your dick violently to some fucked up shit
No thanks user ill rather do something more productive

Veeky Forums
Report all no fap threads. Onion threads. Meme threads
Veeky Forums closed

Having a notion that maybe jerking off so often is not heath it's a start.
But I 9/10 doctors say masturbation is completely normal.
Forgetting that we live in a fucked up society without the concept of a balanced life

lol ur a cucked neet btfo i thought people on Veeky Forums are smarter than this.

No. Get out

9/10 docotors are also like 15-25% bf and live unhealthy lives eating tons of shit foods

the reality is that excessive masturbation has negative effects on ur endocrine system

you would be better off asking an endocrineologist

>he literally dreams of fucking guys
>isn't gay

Sure thing fella

>Chad is banging girls out there
i'd want to bang girls too, the problem is, no girls want me, what do?

>no friends
>never go out
>no social skills
>not fun, don't have any good stories or adventures to talk about
>can't make girls laugh
>only hobby is lifting
>ugly, manlet
feels fucking terrible man

pic related. Chad is fucking these sluts, while i'm on Veeky Forums
how do i change this?

This stuff is always written from the perspective of someone who doesn't have a job. If you're spending 50-60 hours a week doing high impact work that you love, then spending 10-20 hours relaxing while watching tv or playing games is not that big of a deal.

Your opinion stems from the fact that you do 30 hours of gaming and 0 hours of work, then you incorrectly conclude that gaming is toxic and ruining your life.

It's hopeless. Kys

>Chad is fucking while I'm on Veeky Forums
>while I'm on Veeky Forums
>on Veeky Forums
You know what you need to do it's just too easy to just not do it. Also since you have no stories it might behoove you to know that it is possible to make up a few anecdotes about the past while you're trying to build social capital. Additionally, you have to go out and make friends if you have a job it can be hard but try to befriend a coworker, if you're in still in school it's pretty easy to make friends go to a school club or one just talk to someone in one of your classes. The hottest girl I ever fucked I met bc we coincidently stayed after class to ask the professor a question on the same day and started talking in the hallway while the prof finished up with another student. I commented on her pretty earrings and took her out to dinner that day and ended up with a gf for 4 months. I'll always be on Veeky Forums I've been here over a decade but it's important to put it away once in a while bc it can easily distort your vision of the real world.

Good, let the homo leave you
The gayness disappeared permanently after the first 2-3 weeks for me

I do 40 hours of work and 0 hours of gaming per week, so you're completely wrong.

Obsessing over your full-time job and neglecting everything else is an extremely male and extremely common pattern of behaviour. For want of a better word, it's what anons call being a "wagecuck"

A lot of the world's most successful people are these work-obsessive types. But personally I could never give all of myself to my job. I demand excellence in all of the areas that interest me, not just one.

This, OP.

This is the greatest advice you'll get on this thread OP. 1 Year ago I was quite literally a nobody, similar to your state. Had just one friend I hanged out with and had interests with and that was my bestfriend since childhood. I used your excuses, "It's impossible.", "I can't make it happen, it's too hard." Blah blah blah.. It doesn't just click in one moment like some people have you believe, it happens gradually.
I sold my PC so no more thousands of hours on vidya, cut my hair short, started talking to randoms on subways, planes, classes, school to advance my social skills, started lifting. I had a Chad friend in class, I started hanging out with him more and just basically studying him.The more I hanged out with him the more I met random people. Still don't have a girlfriend but I have a friends with benefits type of relationship with a girl.

Went from a NEET who talked to one person to having sex every other weekend. You can do it, you just don't want to OP.. Keep finding excuses and you'll stay in the same place.

I especially like the "it's important to put it away once in a while bc it can easily distort your vision of the real world."
Veeky Forums fills your head with unreal expectations which you mistake for "hurr durr brutal honesty cuz anonymooooose". Sometimes they are honest advice and they matter on the real world but most of the time it's shitposting.

TL;DR Stop making excuses OP and do shit instead of daydreaming about it.

I actually resent the idea you only need a job to be happy. I think you need a job to realise how valuable your time is, how to get up before 8am. And if you do have a full-time job, it takes even more effort to be productive with the rest of the time you have left on Earth.

There is much more to life than a job, there's physical and mental acuity, relationships, hobbies, adventures, sex, fun. Sure, videogames can be fun, but you need to be having fun that's physical and sociable or you will NEVER have time to do everything. If you spend 60 hours a week in an office, all the rest of your time needs to be physically active or you will have a shit life. There's just no time to play video games.

I'm in my 30s. Is it too late to get friends and a gf?
Loner atm. I gave up vidya and trying to quit masturbation.
I usually masturbate to regular girls on streaming sites (non webcam paid site). They could be dancing, having fun, maybe even show cleavage.
It's incredible sad I just want a cute girl like I see on the screen yet I know I'm incapable of getting one.

I just hope nofap will give me some urgency and enough courage to change my pathetic life.

Stop relying on shit for encouragement to change your life. YOU should change your life. It's not too late bro, start taking care of yourself physically and that will change your mentality.
Start doing the little things that gravitate you towards your goal.

I can't believe Veeky Forums fell for the onion meme based on one Iranian RAT study when there is a human study showing an average 147% increase over baseline in test when ejaculating only every 7-8 days.

>my jewish cult storybook gives me purpose

What a faggot

> Both Y and X are not Z
> Y=X
t. Brainlet

everyone shut the fuck up and post more cats

Porn helps me stay faithful lads, better to hide a lil wank than a affair

That is not a cat

Holy shit shave most of the hair off of the one on the left and she looks exactly like someone I tried to bone

nobody fucking asked you

On point OP. I don't get why guys wont start having sex instead, get some sunlight get out, not that fucking hard finding horny bitches / getting a fuckbuddy through tinder.

That feel when I continue to jack off and also have sex with my gf 2 or 3 times a day. Why user?

why so edgy?

nofap is a cult

you're all cult members

stop doing cult stuff

Agreed. I got married and did no fap, no porn. She does the same. We're daily groping each other and trying to get peeks at each other. We both got fit to be more attractive to each other, also. Marriage much easier when the only person you can see or do anything sexual with is your spouse.

>tfw llen off the nofap wagon, and jerked off literally a dozen times in the last two days.

My dick is getting sore and kinda itchy, I have no motivation to do anything, ejaculating isn't even pleasurable anymore, I STILL crave to jerk off, and I just wanna die tbqhf.

Well, it made you start working out twice a day, sounds pretty good to me!

no fap is stupid

porn legit kills your brain though, if you're addicted you need to stop watching or it will destroy any chances of getting laid

i have the same issue except im not ugly/manlet but

our main problem is self esteem, why are you calling yourself ugly and a manlet?

im stuck in the same rabbithole of 0 confidence

its funny because im a really smart guy but im scared to try anything out of my comfort zone (the computer)

im really good at video games and it does nothing for me

imagine if i got good at something useful

we need to change but that would probably require a therapist...

we all have our shit man, i grew up with no father (drug addict), lived with my mom and grandparents

my mom has tons of mental and physical diseases (depression, anxiety, arthritis, etc) she cant even walk some days

my grandparents scream all day every day, my grandpa calls us all useless because he pays the bills and shit

i have 0 confidence and i feel useless, feels kind of good to let this all out even typing

gonna save this so i can read it over later

>If it triggers something in you it might change you
It just made me feel bad about myself in a different way

Sounds like you need a job and to get out of there. The job might suck but it will solve sooo many of your problems. Just remember a job doesnt mean your life is over, it just means you have to start taking responsibility for yourself, and make better use of your free time.

>Not wanting a straight edge qt gf to go to concerts with
Pleb

>straight edge
>literally drinking in the street like a slag

Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get this girl on New Years (not talking sex but definitely going to kiss her and see what happens).

That would be a month into nofap and I'm already feeling like busting from practically anything. Should I end it so I don't cum buckets in my pants from a kiss?

>please stroke your dick goy-, I mean guys. It's really important to me.

Jack it about 6-7 days before New Years

This is really great advice. I'm not the user that you guys replied to, but I really appreciated being able to read this.
I'm curious, how did you approach the random people you wanted to talk with? What did you talk about with them?
Also,
>cut my hair short
How come this is important? I started growing my hair out this year and have started receiving compliments from girls for it

I feel that you're wrong to generalize media as being for cuckolds. There is media that people use to live vicariously through them, but this is what art snobs refer to as lowbrow art. The greatest works of art are not enjoyable, but they do touch you on a spiritual level as they are made to encourage greater awareness from the audience. One of the things that encouraged me to start self improving was Evangelion, which was an anime series made to literally turn children into men

Agreed, this is how I did it and it worked great

> unironically cucking yourself on purpose

>not retaining semen to raise your power level
>not learning the art of transmutation
>ever making it

There are things like reading classic literature that I think are worthwhile, you're reading from the greatest minds that ever lived.

But it's easy to get distracted. People like watching sports, they're watching the greatest athletes that ever lived. Or with video games, you're experiencing something more fantastic than anything ever experienced. With porn you're looking at thousands of the hottest women in the world, like no generation ever has before.

Those are all good arguments for living vicariously. And yet the life people REALLY want to be living requires 16 hours of focused effort every single day. Living vicariously is incompatible with living properly. There is no balance.

Perhaps we need to live vicariously in order to understand how to live properly. But it's like a child becoming an adult. You cannot remain a child, and once you become an adult, you must set aside childish ways.

true, however best stay away from em if they vegan

NoFap and NoPorn's whole original purpose was to help yourself get over sexual problems caused or brought on by porn addiction and maturbating too much. For a lot of people, like myself, jerking off and looking at too much porn literally became at some point a substitute for actual sex we could be having instead, and lead to problems with your sex life like sexual anxiety, premature ejaculation, and erectile dysfunction of some kind on a mental level, i.e. could get hard/stay hard when jerkin off but had issues during actual sex. For me, I was having problems where I was avoiding sex because I had such anxiety about performance and such, and I finally figured at least part of it was due to jerking some much that I was nervous or uncomfortable doing it with another person. So I decided to just go cold turkey, i.e., the only way I cum is by sex/sexual acts with somebody else. And honestly, it's been helping. Keep in mind, I actually am in a relationship and can get regular sex, so for me, it was just stupid that I was avoiding sex to jerk off instead, due to nervousness and anxiety. Just forcing myself into "all right, that's it, the only way you cum anymore is through sex" made my appetite for sex go up, and chilling out on the porn sorta cools ypu off on all your dumb fetishes, too, or at lesst, it dis for me. It's all mental, so for some people it works and others it's bullshit. But that's the whole thing, is that all this shit affects you mentally. Anyways, the whole point of this shit is to get laid instead. If you cant or just don't care, fuck it, who cares, don't torture yourself for no reason. But it's worth a try if you want/could have a better sex life and it's affecting it.

>watching porn and fapping to increasingly degenerate shit is better and more high test than going out and getting fucking laid
Get the hell off Veeky Forums. You're close to a point where you're beyond saving.

First user you replied to
I started talking to random people at first by making funny observations about the situation we were in or the place we were. It keeps it casual soo you can easily throw it out there and see if they bite or not. At first I was pretty damn nervous thought I was just going to get shut down or people would assume I was a weirdo but that didn't happen. Of course I wasn't always successful. I had a lot of awkward moments. But I learned to not let that get me down. Girls made me super nervous bc I assumed they would reject me but even that I learned to just deal with you aren't goiing too snare them all but you don't need to.

Yeah this porn completely fucks your mind. You need to cut that shit out of your life as much as possible.

If nofap is the only way to do that then go for it.

Just ended a 20 day period.

Overall the horniness (what others describe as "superpowers") was strongest around the one week mark and then died down. I'd actually say in some instances it made me more anxious and socially awkward.

One of the worst parts was the pain in my nuts. For days I had would have a blueballs feeling that annoyed the shit out of me. I'm feeling way better after busting about an hour ago.

My take from it all is to jerk off once every 5-9. That's enough build up to be horny and hit on girls without being an anxious mess. Every 3-6 days for maximum calmness but not as much of a sex drive. I see no point in completely abstaining.

lol @ nofap have fun being a chronic premature ejaculator