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Somehow managed to fuck up a pin twice today, probably due to scar tissue making it super painful. Blood everywhere. Decided to just save it for tomorrow morning and regroup. Might try glutesfor the first time, we'll see.

T. Retard

can i see your body and get some info on time roiding and basic stats pls?

>retard
Yeah wtf this some real ftogposting hours

You do realize that you can pin most all muscle groups (although calves/traps/hamstrings are strongly discouraged) and a lot of them (like triceps/rear delts) can take a surprising amount of oil with little to no pip right?

need some help lads
i was running a low dose Test E cycle (200mg a week), but had to cut my cycle short because of an unexpected financial problem

ive been running nolva at 20mg for the past 3 weeks (including the two weeks while the ester was still active), but the cycle was only 3 weeks long

do you think i should still run a full PCT course, or just use lower doses instead?

5 more weeks of bulking, 6 of cruising, then 12 weeks of cutting with tren. Hopefully I'll finally get bitches.

dropping test and going tren only.
would sdrol or adrol be better with solo tren?

Tren and adrol only? Sign me the fuck up Benoit.

i'm unfamiliar with bonoit. are you making implications at me?

Chris Benoit murder suicided his family. Media blames roidrage. Raiders blame tren.

Tren is notorious for anger issues. Adrol is notorious for weird self harm mindsets.

got it, i thought you were implying i'm stupid for going with with no test
>implying i'm not stupid

only time i feel angry is when my estrogen is low, tren just gives me feels.
never had adrol or sdrol before
guess adrol it is

Play vidya. Goto gym. Cook dinner. Take a shower. Fall asleep. Yada yada yada... Doing coke with a bunch of people at a house party.

How

You just snort it bro

I don't even like coke.. What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm going to go try and have sex with this girl with my more than likely soft penis, wish me luck.

That's the insinuation as well. Or at least there's the negative insinuation of "this combination of drugs may make you kill your family" but you nerds are strange maybe that is a plus for you. Good luck

...

You're retarded

fitting image OP for my little dilema

girlfriends cat brought in a bird, thrashed it around a bit, it looks pretty injured but still in shock

would 0.1cc of deca help with its recovery? or would it do more harm than good

and where should i inject

>every single natty who looks good is on fucking steroids
>real natties take 10 years to look shitty and weird
>im literally in the top 25% of fit in 3/4 lifts and top 50% in bench, 6kg under being in top 25% there as well and still look like shit and get shit from people here for being weak
>People with literally better stats than golden era Arnold claiming natty setting absurd standards

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You should make your name longer

better?

......ok? did you have a point?

no, becasue there is no point to natty lifting unless you are genuinely just doing it for health or are competing in semi professional sports

there is no purpose in anything in life beyond that which you give it.

>every single natty who looks good is on fucking steroids
>every single natty is on steroids
>natty is on steroids
>natty steroids
wut

sorry, every """"""""""natty"""""""""" on social media is on steroids

test is a natural steroid you brainlet

keep in mind that GENETICS are everything. Fake natties are genetically superior and this is why they are popular. Not everyone can look good on steroids (for example: Jason Blaha, Cassidy Campbell). It might turn out that you will look like dog shit aswell. Yo will never know until you try.

How common is roid acne, i started getting quite a bit on my back and later my face after my first pin, is this normal?

dropped anavar 4 days ago, just running test atm 400mg a week.

look heaps better, feel a bit more sluggish in gym, but i have more veins now than i did on var. also, look a bit better.

was it perhaps dbol/stanz? or is my new vial of test secretly tren? bloods getting done in a week.

but do any of them look WORSE post cycle?

Cassidy looks like a typical gym rat on a weak cycle and shitty brosplit despite credible reports he's taking closer to 700mg a week. This is becasue he trains like shit, i mean after 10 years and he was at the level of strength i'm at after 2? that's not possible if he was even semi serious. the guy doesn't train properly becasue up until taking roids he didn't actually care, he was just a troll.

And Blaha is a fucking retard, he literally has used fake chains for chin ups, said he doesn't do any warm up sets, doesn't do volume, and can't manage to cut even with steroids.

I've been training my ass off, and with roids and still training my ass off i'm gunna make serious gains

In the shower a few hours ago, I decided to find a sugar mama and now I have three offers from cute Asian ladies in their 30s.

They all keep asking me to drink whisky and play pool???

It's probably some cultural shit, I dunno. Maybe nervous so they go with something that seems chill in a generic way.

Dude. This is one of my dreams, but:

1.) Seeing a chubby native chick, shes a sweethart tho even if shes crazy as fuck. (Im crazy too tho)

2.) Ugly as all hell and already look almost 40 in my early 20's, I'll stick to latinas and natives with daddy issues for now.

3.) Life's a mess. Gotta get my shit stable.

Don't you DARE fuck this up. Fuck ALL of them raw. DO IT NOW.

it's diet that makes you look like shit, not training.

minus 1, consider april or may.

Lmao I just want more money. By the way fuck you guys my legs are looking okay.

>but do any of them look WORSE post cycle?
If you don't mind acne. You will also never know how bad it will affect YOU or if it will affect you at all. Better be prepared for wrost outcome anyway.

Also don't expect turning into fucking Zyzz during your first blast. Most likely you will look worse than you do now due to bloat and other sides. You also don't know how your body will respond to given substance and if pinning will leave you with crippling pip.

Im not trying to discourage you, all i want you to know is that steroids do work but the outcome depends ONLY on your genetics. All those "fake natties" you see on the internet are the lucky ones who won the genetic lottery.

How the fuck do I get laid off tinder?
Ever since frauding grills keep staring at me and keep matching with me on tinder. But I have no clue how to seal the deal.

I just wanna get my dick sucked while i pin goddamnit.

I was just thinking the exact opposite like 15 minutes ago. Tinder is easy.

>rebound way more than expected because I had the mindset that I would do a continuation cut anyway after new year
can't wait to do it again desu for that single digit %. won't blog and badger you about it this time around though at all.

How long did you have to parse through trips to find that code?

>tfw you eat 20oz raw ground beef when you're only supposed to eat 10oz raw ground beef.

Post your pictures pls bimbo-san.

They already banned crusader again? ..

Which pics? Tinder pics?

I forget, two hours with a pretty powerful pc?
know this feeling all too well

Thanks God, bless.

Fuck me man...

No don't pls I don't do g4p.
But goddamn no wonder it's easy for you. I'm so basic.

Do I buy myself a fishnet tanktop for faggotry and memes?

Tren is more expensive than test, there's literally no point in switching test for tren.

Var maybe was dbol? It would only make sense if the var was actually an aromatizing compound that was making you bloat more

Don't you have an obnoxious artsy friend with a DSLR?

>Friend
Ha...ha. Right.
All jokes aside yes. But I found it weird to ask. But now I withdraw that decision after seeing your photos and will make this girl capture all my body in it's glory.
Yolo time.

Hard agree.

>tfw top 20% on all lifts compared to fit

And I think I'm a weak dyel, if I hopped on gear I'd mog 99% of fit

post that cowboy pic in full res, for r-reasearch p-purposes only (no homo)

Bimbo tinder game is locked down. Real nigga talk now how do women not think your gay or bi from your last pic. Maybe it's because I'm a dude but that picture screams "I love fucking dudes and swallowing cocks"

I think he's at the point where women consider it being "comfortable with his sexuality"

Anyone else would be Brokeback Mountain as fuck.

We'll yeah it was shot for a homosexual erotica. Women gush over that pic though. I can't explain it.

I guess homos really do think like women? Maybe we should be studying gay men to get insights into the roastie worldview?

Honestly they don't give a fuck. I have so little investment in whether tinder ladies approve of me or not, I tell them I g4p almost immediately. Everyone just says cool I want links or wow hot.

I don't get it.
Idk dude. The picture is obviously super gay but both men and women have commented on how it captures my "intense male energy". It's probably just a super provocative picture and regardless that's stimulation, male or female.

Woman don't care what the fuck you do. If you look good you could be a fucking rapist and they will throw your pussy at you

When will you understand everything is just about looks. Nobody gives a shit about fucking hobbies, nobody cares about your sweet personality

1.looks
2.big dick
3.confidence

>big dick
Pic related?

lewd!

>I guess homos really do think like women?

Elaborate, I'm really curious how you came to this conclusion. If anything, MSM seem to think exactly like men

>fuck everything
>repeat

>housemate literally asks me to clean up all the hair that's been in the bathroom every day
>I know I'm shedding hair but I never realized it was this bad
>tfw I'm the only person in this place who isn't bald

holy shit so all that hair really was mine

Cleaning bathrooms is a fucking wild adventure lmao you never know what you'll find

If I'm 10-12% and looking to get to 8% ASAP, is DNP my best bet?

Or should I just PMSF?

The extra bodyfat is really weighing on my mind, I'm constantly feeling it, touching it,and I don't approach or interact with women

Cycle before reaching natty limit or not?

I prefer running a 1k deficit where it's pretty much all protein, leafy greens and one carby meal post workout. Prevents the total zombie feeling from psmf

Before natty limit if you've been training heavy and with good form for at least a few years. The most important part is to know how to train, eat, and have conditioned tendons so you don't fuck your shit up by having dyel tendons with gorilla muscle mass

why not high carb meal prior to workout

what you are desciribing is.... cutting

i dunno, i guess im feeling impatient. but its very bad for my mental state being at this bf %

Wew, mods only gave me a warning for being a massive faggot. Based Mods, I'll send you those pictures I promised.

Also is anyone's captcha being completely retarded like mine?
>CAPTCHA MALFUNCTIONED
>NO VALID CAPTCHA

NANI!?

What the fuck does this even mean?

DNP is your best bet. But be wary of water retention and glycogen depletion. You may end up at 8% but look like shit.

I don't think anybody cares.

yeah sure why not?

I guess you match every single roastie you swipe right on with that profile?

>You may end up at 8% but look like shit.


Yeah, at my FFMI this is a reality one way or another.

I guess I'm a little scared of dnp, and bitter that I have to take it, I always looked down on DNP users as being unable to control their appetite/ urges

that said, rather be dead than fat so...

omg hi crusader

Nah I'm not Crusader.

Hi desu.

I deleted tinder after a week. Talked to some girls. Realised they're mostly all one less dimension than one dimensional masT in terms of being people. Anime characters genuinely have more reliability than these girls. The interesting ones were always ugly.

Or it was the fact that my co-workers saw me on there and starting annoying me about why I didn't swipe right on them because they swiped right on me. Just makes me want to blow up my work place, it's incredibly awkward.

Do you mean 90% of natty limit because that last 10% will literally take you fucking years

yes you should if :

>you know how to eat
>you have a proper routine that involves some form of progression, linear, periodisation, etc
>you have been lifting for a while and jumping on roids wont fuck your tendons and joints (i.e. you bench 1plate lamo and during the cycle, you progress to 2plates and fuck your self because you started so weak)

>quit mouth tobacco two months ago because the salt, blood pressure and bloat
>face still as bloaty
guess I'll pick it up again

i bhought some 1p-lsd.
is it true that shit is like the real stuff?

Don't. I'm trying to quit. 5 years is enough man, don't do it. 2 weeks off for me. Cold turkey.

Hi friends.

If anyone is wondering what became of me,

>got commited to physch ward
>force fed gyno pills and weight gainers
>got morbidly obese
>after months of PMSF, I lost every ounce of muscle that I spent a year lifting 6-8 hours ED for

In a week or two, I will be lean enough to start a cycle.

I can't accept that this is what I look like.

I'm ready and excited to get serious about BBing and see where I can go.

White boy reaching in the bag....

Wow, that's pretty autistic.

Honestly, I kinda agree about tinder. It's an easy way to catch a disease, I deleted it after a girl texted me morning after and told me she had herpes and just had an outbreak this morning.

I think that my pre-existing herpes actually triggered hers to outbreak, but I didn't mention this in the off chance that she was lying about the herpes for drama.

What really helped me is chewing gum, it decrases that 'thirsty but not thirsty' sensation in your mouth/jaw from nic. withdrawl

Common, but a lot of people get it post cycle. There was a guy in the forum in visited who had roid acne so bad he couldn't train for half a year and was lying on his stomach weeks because of his back. Be careful about this, you don't want to play with your E levels too much.

is there any way to reduce it

Pic is like 3 days old

I'm 9 months, went from 205 lbs 7% body fat 6'1 to 175 15%

Arms are so small I can almost wrap a hand around them at this point, while being so fat I can actually pinch and play with like a 2 inch chunk of flab near my ant delts meet with triceps

what's the point in trying to have an attractive haircut and shit when my body looks like this

it's like putting lipstick on a pig

when i'm 200lbs and have veins bulding 3 inches out of my lats and obliques again then i will give a shit

where is chem. does he still post?
does he still look like an anime character?

wash your sheets (and pillow case) every week, and flip your pillow case every few days and shake it a little to get the dead skin off.

make sure you avoid touching your face, make sure you dont wear dirty clothes, make sure you shower right after workout and then put on clean clothes

some people swear by avoiding diary

honestly the only thing that combats roid acne is accutane.
it has nothing to do with hygiene at this point because the test is making your pores produce more oil.


>it's like putting lipstick on a pig

kek so true

accutane and benzyolperoxide lotion will rape any acne guaranteed

why doesn't this templar guy just turn off his trip?

accutane is a last resort no?

I don't know how we can settle our contest
My pics before my commitment were close to your natty pics, but not quite there.

That said, I didn't have a full year.

What do mossey?

Should I just start roiding and we see who's bigger, peroid?

>accutane is a last resort no?
yes but keep in mind it will take ~3 months for your roidcne to disappear completely on it

Alright. Im excited to begin roiding.

I used to train, and I mean, train, no power lifting 5 mins bewteen sets bullshit, 6, 7 , 8 hours a day as a natty.

I bet you with the right hormones, I will be a really big guy. I wanna see how far I can go, and what I am capable of

>yeah well, if i took steroids i'd be even bigger and stronger than you are!

but you didn't

so you aren't

and you won't

cos then you wouldn't have an excuse for being such a weak little bitch
:^)

Who are you quoting?

every natty cuck :^)

500ml a week or 600ml a week for first cycle? 15 week cycle planned

will also supplement with 25mg with dianabol for the first 5 weeks, and will take the anti est and do a proper PCT

If your test is 300mg/ml 600mg pw
250mg/ml 500mg pw
Math is hard so keep it ez pz bb

You sound like a very secure guy