Hey, Veeky Forums. /a/ here...

Like I said,OP. Keep some spare undies on hand.

>Wrestling with friend after drunk night out
>He grabs my underwear as I pin him down
>Begins to give me the craziest wedgie I've ever experiences
>It burns
>My underwears rips
>but I'm on top of him
>I squeeze his neck and lie on top of him
>I lean down and kiss him and say "call me daddy" in my deepest voice
>He eventually calls me daddy
>I give him one last kiss
>fall asleep
>wake up the next day
>butt still hurts
>take a shower
>strange goo all up and down my crack
>this continues for a week
>turns out the wedgie gave me a potentially fatal staff infection

TLDR, don't wrestle your bros without rules.

3x12, 20 seconds rest, probably supersetting with swirlies depending if they're dyel or not.

Yeah, /a/non. Have some spare undies on hand so your Veeky Forumsizen friends can go for round 2 once they rip the ones you'll be wearing.

I'm not Veeky Forums, so I don't know what this means. Could you clarify?

After spending time here I'm less intimidated by fit people than i am of puppies.

>can't even look shit up
Maybe someone should just demonstrate instead. Hope you weren't too attached to your underwear, weeb.

A nipple twist works too, make sure to look him straight in the eyes as you do.

We fucking H8 weebs here CUNT.You have wondered into the WRONG board WEEBSHIT.

excellent taste in vidya OP

That game was udder shit

Wedgies are punishment for not going commando.

>Unprovoked nipple twist on someone you know to be much stronger than you

It's like you want OP to get the most extreme wedgie possible.

If he's so worried about Veeky Forums giving him a wedgie that he's asking Veeky Forums how big a wedgie he should expect from us, I'd say he could use a maximum strength wedgie or ten in order to toughen him up.

Veeky Forums is flaming gay, no homo.

Don't listen to this, OP. You never, NEVER go commando around a Veeky Forumsizen.

>be college student
>had been posting on /a/ for a couple years
>roommate lifts religiously
>he's also kind of a douche
>he lifted me clear off the ground by my briefs on our first day as roommates
>regularly used me as a weight for home workout
>unprovoked wedgies at random
>thank god we didn't have any classes together
>there's a party at our dorm
>figure roommate's probably going to give me a wedgie in front of his other friends
>decide to go without underwear to nip that in the bud
>party's going on
>roommate signals me over
>shoves a piece of fabric into my hands
>it's a thong
>roommate says he knows I'm not wearing underwear
>tells me to go into the bathroom and put on the thong
>he says I can either take the wedgie or an ass-beating
>thoroughly humiliated, I go into the bathroom and put on the thong under my jeans
>come out of the bathroom just in time for roommate to show off his lifting skills by giving me an atomic wedgie
>quickly realize thong wedgie are a thousand times worse than brief wedgies

tl;dr: don't go commando. Veeky Forums's already prepared for that and the wedgies will just be that worse.

ITT: people with wedgie fetishes jerking off to the responses.

Honestly this, OP. I hope your job gives you a Christmas bonus. After partying with Veeky Forums you'll need the extra money to buy new underwear. If you want more advice, splurge a little on some more durable underwear. The wedgies will last longer (especially after Veeky Forums knows they can get away with it) but at least you won't have to throw away your underwear after.

Here OP, this is what I use amongst other protecitve gear and I barely feel the wedgies anymore. You just gotta outsmart those bullies, technology is your friend fellow /a/non

>Bully
Patrician taste in vidya

fuck i never finished this game but i have it on steam time to download yeahhhhh

>wedgie fetish

You're joking, right? That can't seriously be a thing. There are people so deep in the bullying hole they actually start to crave the wedgies?

I didn't think this thread would still be up. It sounds like, aside from a few overenthusiastic folk, Veeky Forumsizens are pretty chill. I guess I should be fine dealing with mostly-docile people. Well, unless the guys I work with are among the overenthusiastic type. Then I'm probably punching a one-way ticked to wedgie city.

I got a chub reading this so yeah I guess it is a thing and now I gotta go see my therapist

A cup might protect his nuts, but it's not gonna guard his ass. If some alpha gets him by the elastic waistband, the isn't gonna protect him from the serious case of wedgie burn they'd leave him with. Seriously, OP. You'd better hope you don't go anywhere with a flagpole, or you might end up needing a crowbar to dig the underwear out of your crack.

Nice dubs, bully-senpai. But I think you missed a word in there.

I wouldn't wedgie you op

That's exactly the kind of wedgie-worthy behavior that's gonna get you in trouble. If you go around looking for sympathy after doing stuff like that, all you're gonna find is a serious deficit of lunch money and dignity. That, and an extreme surplus of stretched and shredded underwear.

I appreciate that, user.

I also appreciate you, bully-senpai. I'm sure that if I had a wedgie fetish, I'd be more than glad to surrender my lunch money in exchange for some of your bullying.

Yeah, whatever. You're still a weeb and a wimp, so I, like any proper Veeky Forumsizen, still wouldn't hesitate to get your forehead nice and acquainted with the "Tuesday" written on the back of your waistband or run your undies up a flagpole. Maybe I'd consider holding off on the swirlies, though. Nah, I wouldn't. I'd make sure you got the full round of head-flushing. But I might not give you extra wedgies while flushing your head in the toilet. Who am I kidding? The best part of giving a weeb a swirlie is taking a break between flushes to yank his undies even deeper in his crack than he thought was possible. Maybe I'll rip your undies nice and quick so you'd be done. No way. A wedgie's gotta last to make its impact. I'd at least provide you with backup undies, though. I'd make sure they were extra durable to make whatever wedgie I give you in them an ass-flossing experience to remember.

Also, if you call me bully-senpai one more time I'll find you and give you the most excructiating and humiliating ninth-degree nuclear wedgie in human history. Don't think I'll leave you a crowbar to dig the briefs out of your crack, either.

Thank you again for your consideration, bully-senpai. By the way, it's spelled "excruciating."

I'm glad you know how to spell the word because you and it have a lot of catching up to do. I hope you're excited for the party tomorrow, because your underwear just signed up to become your worst nightmare.

>in order to save face in front of a girl
lol he thinks he's relevant enough for Chads to wedgie him for Stacy. You're so low on the totem pole that the Chads would actually *lower* their value by acknowledging your existence. More realistic scenario: you stand or sit in a corner until the whole thing's over then go back home alone and masturbate.

This is porn, isnt it

Nah, it's official artwork from one of my favorite ps2 video games.

>3x12, 20 seconds rest

That means three sets of twelve with a twenty-second rest between sets, /a/non. Most likely, three sets of bicep curls using the legholes of your underwear as grips.

>probably supersetting with swirlies
Supersetting is when you do two different exercises back-to-back with no rest. In this case, you'll be getting swirlied right after a set of wedgies, but before a rest.

>dyel
Do you even lift, which you clearly don't, which is why alpha Veeky Forumsizens can use their own lingo to hide how badly your weeb ass is gonna get bullied.

Fully translated, the casual Veeky Forumsizen (based on the fact that lift is up for debate, I assume a casual Veeky Forumsizen) would wedgie you by the legholes, fully lifting you off the ground, and bicep curl your briefs twelve times, and then immediately dunk your head in the toilet to prep for the swirlie. After flishing you, you'd get at most a 20-second rest before he does it again. You'd only be let go after the third wedgie/swirlie superset.

Now bear in mind, this is just the casual Veeky Forumsizen. Actually, I think it comes a little short. Even the casual Veeky Forumsizen would cap off his weeb-wedgie workout by pulling those stretched briefs over your head. Obviously, a more hardcore lifter will have better strength and endurance. For instance, I'd go with 5x15, 20 seconds rest, still supersetting with swirlies, but I'd cap off each set with a post-swirlie atomic, and I'd cap off the whole session by ripping off your underwear. If this bully-senpai's as extreme a Veeky Forumsizen as he wants you to think, you're looking at 8x15, 15 second rest, supersetting with swirlies, but he'd make every third pull an atomic wedgie, and finish every set by ripping off your underwear. However he'd finish off the whole routine is up to him, but I bet that ninth degree nuclear wedgie is best left to your imagination.

If that answers your question, get your ass back to the bathroom and prepare for a Veeky Forums-style wedgie workout.

now find a pic of a muscle wheyfu wedgying a masculine muscle bro

As an addendum, bear in mind that OP, noted weeb, was able to identify his coworkers as Veeky Forumsizens. Given that the casual Veeky Forumsizen is often indistinguishable from a garden variety normie prior to demonstrating his strength, it can be assumed that these prospective wedgiers are not mere casuals. But they're also suspected Veeky Forumsizens, so they're not so obvious and huge that their status as extreme Veeky Forums is not beyond reasonable doubt.

I suspect that OP's Veeky Forums coworkers won't get him as bad as bully-senpai would, but worse than I would. Maybe 6x15, 15 second rest, supersetting with swirlies. Maybe they'll only go for the atomic every fifth bounce or so. They might only rip his underwear every other set. Still pretty painful and humiliating, but less so than potential alternatives. Of course, there's also the fact that there's two of them. A wedgie-bullying from two mid-tier Veeky Forumsizens might equal one bully-senpai.

Any other Veeky Forumsizens wanna guess how many reps they could do on a weak weeb? Supersetting with swirlies is optional.

>If this bully-senpai's as extreme a Veeky Forumsizen as he wants you to think, you're looking at 8x15, 15 second rest, supersetting with swirlies, but he'd make every third pull an atomic wedgie, and finish every set by ripping off your underwear.

I oughta give you a wedgie just for thinking I'm that weak. For a weeb like OP, I only need a ten-second rest, and I'd make sure to brace him so every other pull would go over his head. Well, at least until the last five pulls of a set. Then, he gets the atomic every time.