Mfw I’m the gym’s necromancer

>100℅ of grll mirin
100 care of of grll mirin
>0℅ of gettin laid cuz facelet
0 care of of gettin laid cuz facelet

>thick boy
>thick ass hell
>has gf
>gf not thick

>mfw I’m not making any gains cause I can’t solve the gain troll riddle

>gym succubus
>10% reduction in gains to surrounding gym bros
>can summon chad to mog pathetic betas
>ability to completely control men who gaze into my ass

>5'10" 155 lbs manlet skeleton
>undead gives boost to deadlift variations
>made of bones increases number of pullups and dips

>gym witch doctor
>Can use ancient tribal medicine to boost testosterone and increase muscle mass
>Can punish the insolent by shrinking their muscles

"Are traps gay?"

>be me, gym pellar
>skinnyfat DYEL walks up to me
>asks me how to become huge
>tell him to GOMAD
hehe, another soul lost to GOMAD

>Sweats furiously and gives away the gains
>I-I d-didn’t know the answer anyway...

>Gym rogue
>Specials:
> 5'6, 5'5 in squat/ohp day so I can sneak anywhere
>always wear a black hoodie so when people actually see me they think I'm just a powerlifter
>I can steal gains from the longmen between sets

>5'9
>keto magician
manlets don't see in you a fellow manlet nor in me. Their leader is 5'7.
Don't hope for the uprising, Once they kill everyone over 6'feet we become the enemy.
But one thing is for sure, when the 7 feet tallfags also fight, who do they fight with?
Are they on the manlet side, because they are made fun of their height or do they see it as a threat?

>eternal nyer
>invisible 10 months of the year
>lose all gains in december

WHO HERE /BRAPHOG/?

The obsessive compulsive lanklet
>Can lift way more than he should
>But only if all the gym equipment he uses has properly sorted plates on it's rack

Gym paladin
>protects the manlets from skelly lanklets
>deadlifts a 800kg shield on command
>can cast pr breaking spells on everyone nearby
>boosts moral by handing out preworkout potions (yellow sips)

Why dont you have a paladin in your gym party yet?

Gym cleric.
Can bless barbells to improve lifts.
Can purify equipment with my holy cloth.
Can exorcise skeletons summoned during deadlifts.

>Gym sorcerer
>can increase the power of gravity inside the gym walls

OP here, I heard the gym’s graybeard posted a quest to capture the enchantress wrecking havoc among the dyel knights in leg kingdom... wanna join?

> gym healer
> provides restorative protein shakes and bars to brawny men
> always accompanied by at least one brawny gym warrior to cheerlead and spot for
> brawny partner trains healer how to lift
> healer can have a great, fit, slim body but doesn't eat enough to get big

Gym orc barbarian

Pros:
>Powerlifter strength
>Shouts before every lift
>Doesnt have to shower after every workout
>is green so acne from taking DBOL 2 years in row doesnt look as bad

Cons:
>shouts before every lift
>stinks. Grills dont mire (only gril orcs)
>powerlifter physique
>gets easily injured because what is form
>doesnt put back the weights where they belong after hes done (what are manners?)

Rapes the reception girl daily and bashes the heads of PT if they offer advice

>gym bard reporting in
>specials : auras

- can blast tay tay songs to give everyone a 10% boost to motivation as they strive to lift for our goddess

- can play "muh heavey metal" ""music"" to allow non spurgs to identify who the douches are (if they werent already identified by their BO or heavey metal shirts they where all ready wearing)

-Can play katie p's roar to summon thots and succubi to distract other people and free up weights for my party group

-can play call me maybe to force everyone to tap their foot to a song they "hate"

Better than Chad posting and the threads for the instagram literal whos

>gym holy priest
>deep holy so don't get the Divine Gains buff in disc
>mfw I can give out gains even at home from gainswell
>no body remembers to click gainswell

Gym dark mage

Mastered the art of the roiding black magic when he was still a dyel

Iifts heavy with the power of test and looks shredded with the power of tren

Boosts the entire party with orals

Doesnt care about sides
Doesnt share his ai with party members
Gives the enemy high estro sides

Has never went off cycle
Suffers from roid rage from all the tren

>I report and sage faggots like you.

hurr

Fellow shaman here can relate to struggle :(

Gym Rogue
>6'2 master race with broad shoulders gives attraction taunt to all females in a 20m radius.
>Shiny bald head puts a blinding debuff on any females foolish enough to approach within 5m, allowing me to disappear and escape from all conversations before they can discover my autism.
>I stealth in and out of the gym in merely 45 minutes due to my superset ability that allows me to duel wield exercises.

>Gym Jester
>Hides paladin's Pre-Workout
>Start rumors among the manlets
>Leave equipment unracked all over the floor

Why don't you have such a chaotic entity as me in your gym party user?

>gym cleric
>no mention of preacher curls

Wasted post

>Piano's Order Assassin
>Supersets an entire muscle group in 15 minutes
>50% active stealth from mad pw
>Making it from the shadows

>has the ability to rise from the dead after being defeated in battle?

Please say yes ):
We miss you piano man

>Gym Autist
>Never talks to anyone
>Has the astonishing ability to never make any gains
>Lifts the same amount of weight year after year
>Wears gym shorts and chucks

we should ask OP, he's the gym necromancer

Kek

>Mfw Gym Screecher
>REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>listening to anything varg
Ishiggydiggydoo

>gym priest
>re-racks weights discarded by faggots to avoid displeasing the gym gods watching above
>never talks to anyone, too consumed by his holy mission
>makes faces so evil that they make others turn to the Lord

>5'8
>Rogue
>Can use manlet ability to steal plates when the Chad is not looking

Now THIS is autism.

>DPS Tank
>Special ability : Bar bend when performing a rack pull (enemies receive morale penalty if found within 15 meter radius)
> Passive : [Acid onion] Repel anyone that comes within your 2 meter radius (Enemies take -4% damage per second)
>Artifact 1 : Red knee wraps of Anguish (Damage Resistance increased by 25+)

>gym shaman
>Put down windfury totem
>Go for a heavy single
>Accidentally do a set of 8

>gym tactician
>6'1, over all balanced lifts, equally good strength and stamina,
>special abilities : can lead the gym sentries against the manlet hordes, can inspire great motivation and discipline to my gym buddies, can cook up a routine on the spot if i feel like it

the only downsides are that i'll never have crazy retard strength like the brawler class (big guys for u ), the aesthetics of the /fraud/ class or the skills, talent and conditioning of the athlete class ( mainly fighters ) but i'm a good jack of all trades

>dwarf berserker
>active skill: manlet rage to lift inhuman weights with horrible form without getting injured (mostly)

>passive: 20% faster gains

>gym wizard
>ward my bros against the thot's charms
>biggest lifts due to being able to manipulate gravity
>still a khhv at age 30

>6'4
>Gym Destroyer
>Abilities: Juicy /fraud/
>Godlike strength
>Godlike Gains
>Active: Monstrous Dysmorphia
>Scare every single manlet that gazes upon my beastlike appearance.
>I'm past the point where girls find me attractive
>But who gives the damn about the girls

>gym death knight
>can raise gym squad from the dead to assist me
>faster gains cause manlet
>cons:more emotional cause no gf and manlet.
>despised by the entire gym cause death knight and look overcompensating

>alignment: chaotic evil

I love metal but I cannot deny the power of T-Swift and Carly Rae.

>6'0
>Gym Manager/ Dungeon Master
>Greet the bro's and hoes on entry
>Can bridge the gap between chad and manlet
>Wisdom high enough to train autists
>Strength high enough to lift with veterans

Special Abilities - "Get the fuck out of my gym douchebag"

i'm the gym assassin
i stealthily sabotage machines and benches to kill douchebags

i'm exactly 6'0 which allows me free travel from the overgym to the manlet pit realm as i please.

>mfw gym healer
>Special: DOMS massages

Gym Warlock
>Abilities: Gain Drain - slowly and subtlety sap strength from nearby lifters to yourself
>Demonic gains and strength
>Summon: Demons for various roles - Succubus for sexual purposes and release fed by the souls of manlets and my ejaculate daily. Bruiser demon for spotting and motivation.

>gym viking
>special: can call upon the old gods to get 25% bonus to health, damage and damage resistance
>artifact: cloak of the great ones; once the sacred hood goes on immune to all debufs

>gym druid
>supply any nearby grills with wood

>Conflicted Pilgrim of the Iron Temple
>Specials:
>Hatred of the Father: Increases anger to give 10% bonus on heavy lifts
>Mother's Neglet: 25% resistance to staring at gym bunnies asses