Enter gym

>enter gym
>For the grace, for the might of our lord
>For the home of the holy
>For the faith, for the way of the sword
>Gave their lives so boldly

>sabaton

>then you wake up

t. untermensch

...

>not listening to the most family friendly and half assed metal band on earth makes me an untermensch

>enter gym
>I JUST WANNA TAKE YOU HOME TONIGHT
>LET'S GET WASTED
>LET'S CHEAT ON EACHOTHER LOL

I just want some fucking normal music, why is everything my gym plays so insanely degenerate? Nothing but getting drunk, cheating and one night stands in the music.

>enter gym
>NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE

Can't agree more, how has this become the norm.

>enter gym
>CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
>AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
>UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD
>INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER

>enter gym
>Året är 1718, svenskar i strid för sitt land
>Genom tät rök och dimma, fanan i striden bärs fram
>Karoliner gamla som unga, laddar musköt och lägger an
>De död och förintelse bringa, i blodig strid man mot man

its still fucking epic to listen to while lifting
so is candlemass

Get the fuck outta here faggot

Fuck outta here nerd

>enter thread
>Get the fuck outta here
>faggot

>its still fucking epic to listen to while lifting
Fine, you can suck dick as much as you want

You too

>Enter gym
>Generic rap about money

why are those bad things? I guess you mean halfassed as "not real metal" or something but that says nothing about how good their music is. and being accessible to families(?) is bad because of what? you want niche music that only you and 3 guys scattered across the earth can find enjoyable because of your deviate DNA?
do explain.

>Fine, you can suck as much dick as you want
>you too
>sheathes katana

>Enter Valhalla
>THOR, ODIN'S SON
>Grab pre-workout mead
>Head outside and join the eternal war
>mfw

Amon Amarth is pretty dope

sweden is NEVER going to vote for jimmie user.

>le edgy christcuck metal
Are christians the true larpers?