Turning a disability into a gift

I've recently lost my sense of smell completely. Alcohol, candles, ammonia, onions, farts, I don't even get the tiniest whiff of it. My nose might as well be 100% dead.
As it turns out, if you lose your sense of smell you almost completely lose the ability to taste anything. I can't really taste anything but I can get a general undertone of the general flavor, I can roughly tell if something is sweet or salty other than that I might as well not be eating anything.

Since this happened I've completely lost the urge to eat. Today I had a bowl of bran flakes and a handful of almonds.

Can you guys direct me toward the perfect diet? One that doesn't regard taste? Literally anything is on the table.

put a bunch of kale, oranges, milk, tuna or chicken, almonds, eggs, and assorted vitamins into a blender and drink it.

how the fuck do you just lose your sense of smell? i water-fasted for a day and my sense of smell was stronger than normal. maybe try that

I had an infection, after I cleared up I noticed I couldn't taste smell anything.

>I've recently lost my sense of smell completely
You can eat ass more efficiently

I lost my sense of smell for years and it just started coming back. When it was gone I (for no understandable reason) had a sense of taste.

Just eat a shit ton of dark green veggies. If your taste and smell come back, then you'll be used to it and for some reason you'll be able to tolerate it better.

Eat 2 onions of each color and become a demigod.

THIS

OP go onto tinder and post a profile saying you lost your sense of smell and you are open to no strings attached ass eating

sounds like alzheimers

Ammonia doesn't give you any response?
Normal sense of smell is done by the olfactory nerve, but noxious odors like ammonia trigger a response from the trigeminal nerve.

Can you smell nice smells or just not bad smells?