Whos doing nofap 2018?

whos doing nofap 2018?

If I go NoFap for a year, I'm going to have to start cheating on my frigid wife.

i started yesterday. noporn also.

Why is your wife so frigid?

She's always had a lower sex drive. And now that we've got kiddos, she started to let herself go. Getting older is miserable.

I'm going NoPorn. Porn is the real villain. Unethical industry, hyperstimulation. You get the point.

Is it something you tried to address? I’ve been married 3 years and wife is still basically a nympho but i fear your fate

We've talked about it, and she isn't receptive to doing anything about it or working out again. The fucked thing is that she was a college athlete when we met. Thankfully I typically make dinner because I get out of work around 3PM, so she's at least not eating garbage for dinner, and I don't keep snacks in the house.

And, naturally, if she had let herself go to shit *before* kids, I would have divorced her. I'm not a nigger, though, so I'm going to stick around and raise my children.

I may start cheating either way.

Intending to reduce fapping. That's for sure. 1 fap a month is what I would like to go with. But I know that that's unrealistic so will aim for 2 faps/month

Who's doing nosex 2018?

How does nofap help? Currently lossing weight and I want to know how nofap may help

Recent discoveries say that old semen is transformed in HGH by the body.

What about swallowing it?

I'm on day 10 right now. Hop aboard

I feel for you bro.

My unironic plan is to be a Veeky Forums bachelor until I'm pretty old then try to marry & make babbies with a younger qt. Ideally when the wife's sex drive goes I'll already be over it

been doing it since 1990

Word. I will likely fap in 2018, but only to /s/ and ideally to non-nudes at that. The prettiest girls keep it classy anyway. Bikini/lingerie chicks are cuter than nude chicks who are cuter than hardcore chicks, just the way the world works

rough user. That is honestly my biggest fear. I want to get married and have kids some day, but how do you prevent em from getting fat.

This is actually a pretty good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna fap to those closest to me. Fuck porn.

>how do you prevent em from getting fat
No fucking idea. I thought I had found the ideal woman for it, too. She was a college athlete who enjoyed her training, and I figured that'd follow her into life the same way I enjoyed lifting.

I think it's partially that we moved states and the new group of women she fell in with (mommy activity groups) don't have sporty women in them.

>Not using Facebook/Instagram to fap

It helps by breaking an existing masturbation addiction and recovering from symptoms attributed to that. That's it.

nah my nibba dat gay af

Nigga it's your own semen, it's gay if you don't swallow it.

nogf 2018

>having facebook/instagram

I've unintentionally done nofap for about 5 days now (on vaca with family)

I feel like my brain is being rewired or some bullshit

How long should I keep going for? What's the ideal fap schedule?

>brain is being rewire

this is a good thing, one less addiction

I do noporn and jerk off every other day or so. just recently celebrated 400 days clean, feelsgoodman

Source? This sounds like reddit tier pseudoscience

Can you tell us more about the NoPorn benefits you've experienced?

I think you're right but I also feel odd, maybe it's coincidental that I feel this way during nofap but I no longer feel as strongly for a girl I've loved for a very long time.

I don't want to give up anime titties

>not doing nosex also
What's the point?

What a smug ass pot.

>loved
As in she feels the same way back, or """"loved"""" meaning "obsessed with"?

The anime titties will come user, but the gains...

That's cool

Have you actually gotten laid tho

A very long story made relatively short, we fell in love abroad despite both of us not believing in love or destiny.

Once we parted ways, she believed it impossible for us to ever be together, and I have been unable to find a girl whom I respected and loved as dearly as her.

We keep in touch, and I'm supposed to visit her in a few months. But now I'm beginning to have second thoughts. She truly is adamant about it being impossible to be together, has no desire for children and enjoys her no strings lifestyle.

After 2 years, my feelings are now fading and I think I've accepted that I just won't find a woman whom will be compatible enough to marry and not be worried she'll up and leave.

Thinking of buying a plot of land and adopting old dogs. Give em a nice place to lay to rest rather than be put down in the kennels. I seem to understand animals better than humans so it's a win win...kinda

Today is day 4 and I want to kms.

How do I make it bros??

If you don’t cheat at least look as if your getting female attention

Right here lads, def gonna make 90 days starting Jan 1st

>Yeah, I'm gonna fap to those closest to me
What did he mean by this?

Exactly what I said, what else? Who am I supposed to fap to?

same here brother. i feel it this year

I unironically bought something called the fetish fantasy chastity belt despite having no BDSM interest in the matter... I just can't fucking help myself from putting my hand down my pants at home. It's very serious, and I think I need a serious solution.

If this works I'll be the one laughing.

plz don't cheat user, think of the children

do they come in smaller?

why does everyone say unironically on this board? still never understood

I'm doing NoPorn and /52faps/. One fap a week on the Day of our Lord to my imagination only. Hopefully I won't end up thinking of traps, just beautiful blonde European titcow women.

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would wife

[spoiler] its bait you fucking retard [/spoiler]

lol my question still stands...

im trying to do no fap, been doing it for almost half a month and seeing good results (Im actually a normal person somehow)
>see this picture
o-one fap wont ruin me r-right?????????

help me stay focused pls fit

No Nut 2018 all in

Nothing wrong fapping to some tasteful artsy fartsy stuff. It's not really porn.

>wating for new years
>not starting IMMEDIATELY
never gonna make it

I'll start in 50 years when my test starts to actually decline

I have that exact tea kettle.

>Recent discoveries say that old semen is transformed in HGH by the body.
Source?

It just annoys me to start on uneven times.