HO-HO-HO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
I'm Swole Santa and I'm here to grant you your fucking Christmas Gains. You get one fucking wish.
Make it count or I'm taking your gains away.
HO-HO-HO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Juan Barnes
Kayden Young
I want to be happy.
Jacob Rogers
No injuries in 2018
Levi Taylor
give me easier leg gains so i can become thicc without losing the ability to walk from leg day 3 days a week
that or a qt3.14 gf pls
Nolan Ortiz
Make her text me first at least fucking once
Ayden Bell
Happiness comes from the inside. My gift to you is setting you on that road, but you gotta walk it yerself.
Now go forth and become a legend, make me proud motherfucker.
Elijah Hill
I want the qt from aldi's to come back so I can ask her out.
Asher Wood
I want to get over my crippling body image issues and gain the ability to be okay with the way I look.
Easton Watson
Done. But I'mma need you to go ahead and squat only 1x a week. Make sure you get those high-reps in before you do your work sets. I can't give you new knees, so starting building that quad endurance.
I grant you the gift of truth. Stop giving a fuck and she will text back, if she doesn't, you are better off, you deserve better motherfucker.
Adam Moore
Make my crush break up with her bf