This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

>this guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Puke.

cum

Honestly I'd probably appreciate the mire but let him know I'm not into teh sodommies

Whatever he wants

Challenge him to a Bloatduel

Drop down and succ

Spread my bussy and call him daddy, no homo of course

Made for BBC

> sir, you need to cut before you become irreversibly homosexual.

this

Cut the mans head off and wear it as an ornament,

Ask him for permission to lick his crack today

no homo, sorry forgot

[spoiler]sauce?[/spoiler]

I'd blush and tell him to come over for a shower
then I'd '''accidentally''' drop the soap

nohomo

Slap his ass back.
Me and Most of my gym bros do that while including the holy sin canceling word "No homo".
>Inb4 gay
You apparently didn't play in a football team before

I start using the unisex restroom to change from there on out.

Using the locker room as a twink is a recipe for STDs

‘What the fuck you doing bro, you want to get stabbed you faggot’ Then pull out my big chopper an shiv him in the ass.

based bbc poster

why you have a boner in here bro

mumble an apology, leave, and post how I shanked him on a Bolivian tractor molestation forum

spread my buttcheeks and pepper my angus

dark devil

Tell him pork isn't kosher