Is the cuck cart to soy boys what the man basket is to onion men?

Is the cuck cart to soy boys what the man basket is to onion men?

Yes.

>not just Holding EVERYTHING in your alpha grip

still a beta sorry bro

Does stuffing items under your armpits and inbetween your bis and forearm count as natty or is that a /fraud/ technique?

All fair game brah, my favorite technique is clenching my alpha glutes to hold various grocery items. this way you Glutemog everyone while constantly getting mires from qts, works everytime bro

>not just getting one item at a time from the shelves
>not reserving an entire checkout just for yourself, forcing others to wait while you walk back and forth

>not using your motorcycle helmet as a basket

fucking soyboys

I wear ankle weights while I do this for calf gains

>not balancing your food on your head
not gonna make it!

>not throwing everything across the store to the counter
Not gonna make it

in the supermarkets I go, they stack those baskets on top of each other
the baskets have wheels, so you can use them on the floor
imagine the amount of bacteria those little boys are harbouring

nah, I'm going the
route and I'll hold all the groceries in my arms, but thanks OP

>onion men

Onionpill me on onions?

>Body so rife with estrogen that he can’t fight off a little bacteria born illnesses

>basket gets heavy
>one armed clean it onto your shoulder and carry it around like that

feels v good

We’re just throwing shit at the board and hoping it sticks huh?

>one arm snatch basket full of onions
>all the onions fall on the floor
>slip on testosterone
>break my arm

I unironically do this
>holding a gallon of milk with just a pinky
>sack of onions is under my armpit
>balancing a crate of eggs on my forearm
>tub of protein wedged under my other elbow
>a single can of tuna occupies my entire free hand
>(((express lane)))
>hambeast in front of me has about 56 items
>sack of onions is slipping
>protein tub getting sweaty
>if I set the items down, I'll look like a bitch, if I keep holding them, I'll drop everything
>suddenly a new lane is opening up
>I exasperatedly heave all my items on to the counter
>manager comes over "uhh I'm just training Raul on this register here"
>"you can try self check out tho"
>mfw

Someone pls

I can't fit 7 gallons of milk in a basket.

you got raw onions corsing through you and test goes up by 300%

>not using telekinesis to levitate your food items in front of you as you float across the floor
NOT
GONNA
MAKE
IT

Not grabbing a cart so you can scoot it along and ride around the store at mach 1 for maximum efficiency

>not doing speed screeches down the aisle

Raw red onions increase test levels

>TFW acceptance

whatever I am a cucked soyboy who doesnt even eat soy... FML

Focusing on the important issues I see.

Really? Because I like onions and I've munched on oats raw before so that wouldn't be above me.

its like people fail to realize what Veeky Forums is for lmao

No, I've seen the antithesis of soy pushing a cart, a rugged ass dad who looked like a military chief, and then some hipster soyboys with baskets.

I think you gotta be low test to cope with external stuff to justify your manliness.

carry them in your hands, it's easy

Loose the estrogen chocolate and perfect

>onion men
>not onion knights

>muh everything has estrogen
Probably why you stay away from pussy too, right?

>eating out woman
found the cuck

Who said anything about eating pussy? Is that the first thing on your mind?

How else would you get estrogen to your body?
Your dick won't suck it in

>

>overload basket
>basket snaps off the handles
>shopping goes everywhere, everyones looking
>qt grils laughing

I hope this happens to you

Stop trying to be a hero

>not drifting your cart on every corner
>not picking a cart just to drift it
>not picking an electric cart-scooter thing to spite fat people

This

Hot tip for all Veeky Forums men: When you are attempting to impregnate your woman, do NOT cum directly in her pussy. This (((method))) of reproduction produces only manlets and feminists.

What you want to do is first cum onto a peeled raw onion and give your sperm some time to absorb the 300 testerones therein, and then you can spoon (with metal not plastic) the cum into her pussy. I drive a pickup truck and I'm trying to eat more vegetables.

>plastic spoon
what?

Don't ever breed.

Cuck cart detected

>Get a full sized cart
>Fill it with shit
>Carry the cart in your arm
>Place the entire cart on the belt at check out like it's nothing (because it is)

>not shouting LIGHTWEIGHT BABY as you put down the cart
soyboy detected

btw I unironically did something similar
>go to shop to buy a few things
>only carts no baskets
>"you are required to use cart or we will escort you out"
>grab the cart under my arm just in spite of the shop for not providing baskets

Plastic spoons makes you grow a vagina, dontcha know

No I mean what the fuck is a plastic spoon? Americans don't have metal spoons?

Costco doesn't have baskets.