Be 15 friendless virgin

how to make obliques

Sorry my comment hurt you, but its not the same. OP said nothing about judging his body or anything like that, yet you ignored his question and insulted him, pretty much conveying to me that you are insecure, especially since you made a claim to look better yet will not post a picture of himself timestamped to prove so. Stay jelly

>does the chef have any right to come and tell you that he cooks "better than you" ?
Legally, yes, absolutely.

Funny analogy though. I dated a girl who was the type to complain about the food and piss off waiters. Made me like her less.

girls dont care abt abs

drink smoke and do drugs

go out
make friends
get dating apps.
be yourself and dont take shit to srs man.

hey op how do you completely isolate your abs without hitting obliques like that

Been trying to work on this for a bit
but the problem is theres not a loot of places to take girl if you dont drink.
and its not like im picky about the types im seeing. the thing is i think i could get laid but i would rather form some sort of realationship with a girl before. all the girls i have been on "dates" with just want to get wasted.

dont i have to be at a lower bodyfat for that?
been doing more abs abs exercises lately
i do about 300 crunches after each workout.

no they do

>300 crunches

Stop this meme shit, Add resistance.

Watch Jeff Nippard's video on abs. He covers everything you need to know and shows you many good exercises.

Become asexual

>how the hell do i even meet girls?

try going up to them and starting a conversation

having big muscles > having a big paycheck > having a big dick > having a big brain

about them girls...
any hygiene tips?
on your first time whose responsibility is it to have a condom?
do girls care if your dick isn't shaved?
kissing tips and any physical/touching tips greatly appreciated

t.22yo virgin who won't be a virgin by the end of 2018

Bring a condom or dont wear one they suck. Trim or shave they dont care either way. Kissing is something you need to practice and not over think it. Get decent at kissing before sex. Just scrub entire body as usual, dont overthink or care if your doing bad.

there's not an easy answer man

perhaps lower your standards and work your way up? i've never tried it myself

look at the good things though - you don't have a kid and you don't have an std. I know it's not much but it's something

kissing is my biggest issue. any way to practice it alone?

>t.22yo virgin who won't be a virgin by the end of 2018

'youre so naive

haven't you heard of hookers, m8

Nope. If you really must go on a date with a land whale or escort make out and fuck them for practice with hotter chicks cause the only way to practice kissing is to kiss another human. Its so damn easy and not at all complicated, you wil see once it happens but explaining it is not really possible, its like riding a bike.

smoking weed helped me to be social

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at what point do you use tongue? I've been kissed once on the mouth, but I just stood there for 1 or 2 seconds, my lips didn't move. I was like one of those goats who play dead when they hear a loud noise. Really shocking experience lel

Its about reading the other person.its like communication, you usually use tounge once it starts getting more heated slowly then alot more if theyre really into it. Its all about reading the other person and feeling it out. Theres no set speed or technique you follow, it all comes down to the other person.nothing besides sex is more fun than making out with a hot girl when you both are good kissers. It also has to do eith eye contact,the mood, the general feel in the air and if your both into or not.

This. if you really dont drink or do any drugs you probably are the total autist you’re afraid you are

Makes sense the communication part. but eye contact? shouldn't you close your eyes when you kiss (a girl for the first time)? I think the first kiss is really important to get over the fear of it.
btw how long did it take you to become a good kisser in your estimation?

Assuming you are serious, it is actually very natural. You just kinda go with it, it just works. My first kiss ever was making out with tongue and to my surprise I wasn't clueless about it, it really somehow just worked and I made out with her no probs. Don't be afraid, just go for it. The best thing to happen is for the girl to throw herself at you and start kissing you, because that way it's her who initiates the whole thing and you literally need zero experience at all in that case.

My man im sure youre over thinking it too. Kissing and all this other shit in a few years will be instinct to you. You will see how all this worrying doesnt make sense and theres really not too much of a right wsy or wrong way to kiss or fuck besides the basics. Youre a good looking man user go out be confident and dont over think rejections snd failures and you will get laid in no time

School is good. Otherwise go make friends/do social shit.

Not the entirem with the eye contact its just, hard to explain. Its like playing a video game, i can tell you the controls but you gotta practice to get good. And there are so many more knicks and groves you cant explain unless you play. obviously kissing takes alot less time to get good though. I dont remember desu ive kissed alot of girls but I would say I was a good kisser by senior yar of highschool after making out with like 5 girls. But i got the hangout of making out after the first like 3 times.

Entire time*

thanks guys, you've almost completely eliminated my fear of fucking up the kiss. lel. I am happy that I decided to ask you.

thank you too user, I am gonna make a thread about you when I lose my virginity.

Merry christmas my friend. Remember because of fail of failure or doing bad youre in the spot youre in in the first place . it sounds scary but stop with "fear" go accomplish your goals without focusing on the negative at all. Regarding women and getting them, i was a bullied introvert in middle school with problems out the ass and go fat until mid highschool when i lost 40lbs and changed shit around, started lifting and stopped being a beta. I still have insecurities,im pale, still kind of hate rejection,even though ive gone through it sometimes. But im the end im not a virgin anymore, and realised confidence is about inward love not outward love stop focusingon your flaws and failures and focus on your positives, and your inward attributes too and stop worrying about if youre ugly or not and you will get laid, promise m8. Happy holidays

Don't smell like shit, use roll-on, not spray.
You should always have a condom.
Some girls prefer shaved, some doesn't care. Shaved makes your dick look bigger tho.
Try not to put too much weight into it, you'll crush her skull.

Point of this was i went from being insecure to being confident and getting laid.

thank you m'user, it appears i made the old slipperydoo

someone pls tell me wtf is wrong with his body, it looks so fucking weird and I don't know why

I suggest shaving your actual dick completely, but only trimming your surrounding pubes.

Neat and proper. No-one likes eating a bush or sucking on a scratching post.

4-5 sprays of a cologne you have should be enough to smell good but not be overpowering.

It is always the mans responsibility to have condoms. At least that's what women generally expect, so it's better to have a few than none.

Also when you're fingering, some women prefer the lower lips of their vagina to be played with (Like right at the entrance) rather than their clit. You can also trap the clit between your fingers in a cupping shape and let it "pop" in between your fingers. Some love it, others hate it. Mix things up.

he's got no traps