"Why the FUCK is this whiteboi on MY machine?"

>"Why the FUCK is this whiteboi on MY machine?"
>Gets in a fighting stance
>Raising fists above head
>"HOP THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU"

Do you get up and leave like the good citizen you are?

I kindly give up my equiptment before getting my gun from my gym bag and shooting him as is my rights as an american citizen

Be the first one to throw a punch, in normal fights the first one to hit is usually the one who wins. Use the elect of surprise to gain momentum.
Then quit the gym and join a place without aggressive blockheads

>Raising fists above head
I punch him in the face for not guarding. Fucking retard. These cuck threads are an absolute state.

>pull gun
>”settle down, son”

>Nigger sprints at you
>Tries to grab gun out of your hands like they do in gta5

I say what's up Brian, how the fuck have you been!? And give him a bro hug. Tell him he's still looking bitch made and that i fucked his sister yesterday. Then we work out together like every other day

Fuck man I never expected this outcome

If you haven't beaten up multiple nigs in your life you haven't lived.

>point behind him
>"shit its the pigs!"
>he turns around
>smash him round the head with one of the 30 freeweights he's left littered around the gym

I don’t use machines

>CCing while lifting

>machine
Wew

I’ve been in a situation similar to this, as a skelly some nog came up to me and tried getting me to move, ignored him, he got physical and we wrestled for about 10 minutes until someone finally split us up. Went to manager furious and told him what happened and he basically told me to suck it up and that I’m a pussy

At least I held my ground. He was about twice my size and although he was winning I was giving him a run for his money before they split us up and he left me alone

>got niggerknifed in my throat
>had to obey to get robbed or else death
>obeyed like a slave
>am still alive
> -9000/10, would still obey again

Go Fuck yourself nigger.

I wouldn't be in that situation cause I would've noticed him using it and asked him if i could do my sets in between his... Like a normal human...

Who uses machines?

This

"Hey settle down alright."

I think about situations like this a lot, and the go-to move is always to act like i'm deaf, and try some fake sign language until the aggressor leaves me alone.
Do you think it would work in a real scenario if I just started doing hand signals at people?

you'd think jamal would prefer the weights, since they're free

Is this bait or do people actually consider this.

>Implying this litterally ever fucking happens.
I go to the gym in east Atlanta full of big ass blackies. They have yet to do this shit. Honestly, the angriest they make me is when they half squat.

you wouldn't hit a deaf person you monster

>Walk into gym
>Niggers look at me in awe
>"it's a white person, I thought them mere legend"
>Start lifting
>Get shot

Just another day in amuriua

...

>living near blacks

The worst that's happened to me in a similar situation

>Him: "Hey man, I was using that machine."
>Me: "Oh, sorry didn't notice."
>Him: "It's cool man, you can work in if you want."
>Me: "Yeah sure."

Wow, so fucking hard.

This is fake, I don't use machines.

>Stop using machine and go to the bathroom real quick
>Come back to a 400 pound man using my machine
>"Hey man, I was using that machine."
>He looks up to me, shaking and his face dripping from soda
>"Oh, sorr-"
>He burps, vomit goes flying hitting my shirt
>"Sorry didn't notice
>He starts getting up only to notice the seat looks a little brown
>"I-It's cool man, y-you can work in it if you want"
>He farts
>"Yeah sure"
>Walk back into bathroom
>Vomit my guts out
>Never went back to that gym

Umm...no?
You should try going outside and interacting with real humans instead of simulating it through asking self affirming nazis on a Cuban potato bagging forum what it's like.