Why aren't you eating the ultimate Veeky Forums Christmas meal, cabbage rolls?

Go clean my toilet, Janusz, and flush your peasant slop while you're at it

golubtsi for russian fags, they are tedious to make, takes time, on bright side if you make a lot they are easily can be frozen and lasts for weeks

My sisters family is croatian. They call them sarma. Eating them today for Christmas. Very tasty

>My sisters family is croatian
???

My gf will make em on her christmas, Jan 6 niggas

This is the only thing my mommy makes that I won’t eat

Sorry mommy

My ex was Croatian.. damn i miss those things and everything her mom cooked. Friggin delicious

As in, my sister has a family. Her husband etc are croatians

>Balkanites speaking Turkish when they say cabbage roll
>sarmalar çok ukusni, moj kardaş

ahhh i see. Well good for her, lots of hearty stick to your ribs type food.

its called sarma peder

My grandparents just came back from serbia, hope grandma makes some sarma now, haven't had it in months.

They are called "sarmale" you western fuck.

They are called Krautwickerl fgts

They are called sarma, pedal

literally ate sarma an hour ago

đe si bre

Who here /KOSAD/, aka kilo of sarma a day?
One sarma is pretty much equal to a scoop of whey in macros

How about their cousin, stuffed peppers?

gołąbki masterrace reporting in
but we didn't had them on Christmas Eve since we only eat fish on that day. Yesterday had pike fried in wine and cream, baked carps with batter and vegetable sauce, smoked carps, herring in oil with onions, herring in cream, shit was cash

>Cabbage rolls

You mean Sarma

t. Pablo who ate taco today

That's some lifter food, I'd eat cabbage rolls every day if I could, tastes good and so good for you

God tier bulking food with bread+sour cream

Prime rib roast
Sweet potatoe pie
Regular mashed potatoes with gravy
Cucumber salad with sour cream and basil
Sel pod shuboy (dressed herring for non slavs)
Bread with butter spread and red caviar

Rate my Christmas Eve dinner

Also gloubtsi with sour cream and a bit of pepper are goat.

if he said that then not everyone would know what they are.

Theres a picture of it you moron
And again the point is if youre so watered down you actually call them cabbage rolls and not by their traditional names then you dont deserve to eat them

This, add sour cream for a perfect taste + bonus broteins.

west europe is way more developed nigger.

Be specific with what you mean.
UK-aka little syria
France-A liberal marxist shit hole that developed post modernism
Spain-about to have a civil war
Portugal-not relevant at all
So which countries do you mean exactly?

we also have those in italy, they are called capunet

Even London and paris shit all over eastern Europe combined

they are called dolma you absolute mongoloids

Did you completely ignore what I wrote?
Have you ever even been to those citites?
Theyre both shitholes now fileld with brown people.

>I have never left my hick town

That's the point sweetie even those turd of cities are superior to everything in eastern europe

I was in the navy actually and have been to more countries than you can name but keep deflecting.
Ok sweetie if you say so but dont make it so obvious youve never been there

>You've n never b been there
>navy
Oh sweetie, it's sad that you're poor and a homosexual as well.

>shit hes embarassing me
>i dont know what to say
>I know ill think of some reddit joke about the navy being gay instead of addressing the fact ive never been to europe
>haha got em

You mean gowumpki.

It's golubtsi you stupid fucks.

Kåldolmar in Sweden

loosely translated to 'Cabbage donger'

but that's galumpki

Sublime. Would become Armenian for.