Onion General /OG/

>why should I eat onions?
Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%.
It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558
ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
mysupremacy.com/natural-testosterone-booster/
fitnessandpower.com/nutrition/onions-can-significantly-increase-testosterone-levels

>does it have to be raw?
Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.

>how much should I eat?
Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.

>How do I eat it?
Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.

>How do I get rid of onion breath?
Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.

>what are some common effects?
Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia. If you have taken the onion pill, please report effects

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I'm gonna screenshot this for later. I don't have a gym I can go to or weights to lift yet, but I'm gonna start doing basic exercises and jogging after stretching every morning, along with eating better foods less often.

>Onion General /OG/

this is getting rediculous

Not using this as the OP. you done goofed m8

Had my onion with some Lenin juice peppers and Parma ham delicious and festive

My pops does what you are doing. He has been eating a raw onion almost every day for the past year and a half ever since he retired. He’s lost a ton of weight in the past year.

I've been doing it for a month and it works. I am 32 and have teenager levels of random boners throughout the day.

>Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia. If you have taken the onion pill, please report effects
Improved sleep quality, crazy vivid dreams, wake up at 3:20 AM every night but go back to sleep without issues. Lifts up slightly. Gigantic boners, more volume. Improved self-actualization and YOLO level confidence. Still no gf. Ogre farts confirmed. Started 1/2 onion/day on November 20. Most effects started day 4 and have continued.

mm tasty

(((Hmm)))

SOY ALERT, SOY ALERT!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Good for him user, here's to hoping I have the willpower to keep to this. I had a green apple for breakfast, and I'm feeling pretty good. Not excited for the flight I'll be getting on in a couple hours, but I'll be going so it doesn't matter too much.

I want to fucking do this but don't want onion sweats or fart. Is there anything you can take or eat to counteract them? Sour yogurt maybe?

It took me a few days (3) and the farts vanished.

Just ride it out.

Found out yesterday that I'm allergic to onion, I just wanna make it brehs

Garlic?
Shallots?
Leaks?

Try it

I'll try those thanks, I felt the effects of the onion and it was great its definitely not a meme

What happens when you are allergic ?
Try different types maybe?

My uvula gets really swollen and I have a hard time swallowing and breathing

Is this a meme?
It seems like a meme.
How long until onion-juice related deaths come.

Wanna know why no one posts about DNP anymore?
They all ded. Stay woke.

I'm loving it so far.

More energy.
Better erections

Seems win win.

What about onion sweats or odor emanating from your skin/body?

Australians are known for their manliness.

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I eat 2 smallish red a day.
The odour is minimal, nothing offensive.

In fact my gf likes it
>"come here my onion "

Wrong reply.

>Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.

False.

Human Equivalent Dose (mg/kg) = Animal Dose (mg/kg) x [Animal Km / Human Km]

Human Km = 37

Mouse Km = 3

Rat Km = 6

So more like around 50-100 mg for a fitizen