Go to gym

>go to gym
>none of the regulars are there
>completely dead

Now I was never raised to celebrate Christmas, but do people really spend all day doing Christmas shit? They don't even have an hour free to go to the gym in the morning?

>Not making your gains hauling heavy sacks of presents down chimneys to needy kids

Not going to make it

>go to gym
>door is locked
>sign up for 2 weeks "Closed Christmas Day"
>return home
>eat leftover Taco Bell
>drink Goose Island IPA
>play HALO 5
>realize I have about 2 years to 50 years old
>go back to browsing THE CHAN

HD pic for y'all

Wow dude you’re pretty old. Can you give me any life-altering advice?

Invest in Bitcoin

>tfw gym is closed today

Christmas is important to us you sour muslim cunt

This is the universe rest day.

>Go to the gym cause I know it'll be empty like usual
>packed with some fatties but there's two asian 18yr old cuties
>One asks if I'm using the bench press
>The other mires me as we pass each other
Fucking made it lads
Merry Christmas indeed

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