Wow user you are big now

>wow user you are big now

>you are so strong, look at those arms!

>do you have a woman?

Its been like 5 people that have asked me this

Fuck my life

Bump

have you tried sucking a dick? If girls are too difficult there are easier routes.

>user have you been lifting weights
>no

Kek my personal favorite.

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>at the gym
>see some fat slut from class who never exercises
>waves
>take out my earbuds
>"Hey user! How's the workout going?"
>tell her I dont lift weights then put in earbuds and continue workout

Someone asked me how I managed to stay single. Naturally I pretended I didn't hear the question and kept talking about something else.

>tell her I dont lift weights then put in earbuds and continue workout
She probably spent the rest of her day wondering what you meant by this.
Good job lad.

>haven't left my rooms in 5 years
>no woman has inserted herself into my life yet
>think maybe I should leave the house
>spend 3 years at the gym
>get huge
>"surely vagina will find its way to me now"
>it doesn't