Do people make gains in heaven?

Do people make gains in heaven?

Or is it all just a fairy tale...

Yes. Whatever it takes, god bless it.

If you are a good person in life, your gains will come with you and you will grow 2 inches in height. If you are a shit head, you will lose all of your gains and your dick shrinks 1.5 inches.

I wonder if he is hitting chest with Jesus's squad today as a birthday workout.

i am a fairy and i can confirm people make gains in heaven

>You live a righteous and selfless life, abstaining from sin and will be rewarded with the chance to ruin seraph pussy with your girthy meat rod for eternity
Feels divinely good man

Actually, there is no such thing as heaven. As we speak, Rich Piana's corpse is rotting away along with all of his gains.

Oil doesn't rot! He's preserved forever

someone exhumed his corpse and ate it to gain his power

hence the term, gains.