Girl asked me to spot her while she squats

>girl asked me to spot her while she squats
Goodbye, It was nice knowing you guys.

>qt3.14 receptionist touched my hand when I tipped her
so long, beta cucks

>girl mistook me for her boyfriend
See ya later losers.

>I exist in the same time period as another human who has no Y chromosome but instead 2 X chromosomes
Enjoy your life pals, I gotta go

>girl lets me work in on the hip abductor machine

Cya virgins

>made eye contact with the gym receptionist while handing her my pass.

See you later beta cucks

>girl

>walking into the grocery store
>this hot babe can't hold 2 shopping bags and her purse
>ask her permission to carry it for her
>we walk back to her car
Lol, incels...

>My wife let me watch while she fucked her bf today

Checkmate, losers.

> She told me have a nice day

eat your onions pussies

>withing 4 feet of cute girl
>i'm inhaling some of the air that she has exhaled

stay jelly

>Stand right behind dumbbell rack, girl brushes my crotch which grabbing 40 pounder.

Syanara fuckbois

This was an obvious shit test.

The next time she comes over, don't say anything. Just walk in and fuck her.

get a job in retail, at least 5 10/10s come into the store every day and I get to look at them for a good 20 seconds each as they walk around. I don't even fap after, I'm too used to seeing them I barely care now

>girl accidentally made eye contact with me
I've finally made it, see you later betas

>girl I've been seeing dropped the restraining order

Cya l8r guys

We'll see you guys back here tomorrow, as usual.

>saw a girl today
its fuckin over Veeky Forums

get out new fag

>mom called me handsome

We cant all be chad fellas

heh

my sides

bump

>started taking roids
goodbye humanity, wasn't nice knowing ya

>brushed an elbow past a girls boob whilst squeezing past each other on public transport.

Bye bye loosers

>tfw girls compliment my looks frequently
>tfw 6'2" and kind of handsome
>tfw decent bod and sexy age
>tfw I'll probably die alone because I'm still not there yet

>girl said thank you when i kept doors open for her
Im sure this is more satisfying than losing virginity

>just saw a picture of a female on Veeky Forums
goodbye being alone

>girl approached me and asked me out and we went on a date and then had sex
So long Lads

>i saw a girl
lmao stay virgins losers

>girl approached me we went on a date and i was too much of a beta to make a move

Watched porn
Qt porn star said my name
I think I have made it

>wife has had 3 kids and refuses to get back into shape while I'm even more in shape than when we met in college